A/N: WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! ^^ Just 3 more chapters of AIADI and then I can be done with this cursed thing! YEEEEEEYYY!! I aim to finish it before my birthday, which is July 10. Case you're wondering, I'm writing this on... *checks clock* July 3. Ah well. Gotta get going, then!
Disclaimer: Another Disclaimer! (cackles) Today, we are going to spin... TCL's amazing Wheel of Disclaimer!
TCL: (spins the wheel of disclaimer) Round and round and round it goes... Today's special Disclaimer guest will be... (written on the wheel of disclaimer are "Computer Game Characters" "Video Game Characters" "Authors" "Food items" "SSBM Characters" "Movie Characters" "TV Show Characters" and "Anime Characters")
(and the wheel lands on...)
TCL: Today's special guest will be a... (suspenseful music) FOOD ITEM!
(TCL walks over, and spins another wheel, labeled "The wheel of food items")
TCL: The lucky disclaimer guest is.... CHEESE! Cheese, come right on stage and do the disclaimer!
Cheese: (does nothing)
TCL: Eh... I said, Cheese, come right on stage and do the disclaimer!
Cheese: (does nothing)
TCL: Erg. (snaps her fingers)
(TCL's anonymous co-workers slap a note on the cheese that reads "TCL does not own Pokemon, but she does own this fic")
TCL: Thank you, cheese! Your participation was greatly appreciated!
(we see a room labeled "TCL's Guest Room")
(We enter)
(inside is every single non-pokemon/author character that ever appeared in AIADI! Wow.)
Ginger: I wanna go back to Hollywood!
Bubbles: I wanna go back to the professor!
Gilligan: The professor? He's right here. (points to the professor from GI)
Blossom: No! OUR professor!
Buttercup: I wanna get outta this stinky fic!
(I'm gonna keep them locked in here forever... I strongly dislike the powerpuff girls...)
PowerpuffGirls: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
Mary Ann: What about us?
Tai: Yeah! Put us back in DigiWorld!
Cheese: (does nothing)
Mimi: I don't want to go back to DigiWorld! I wanna go back to Japan!
Jhudora: PUT ME BACK IN MY EVIL DOMAIN THIS INSTANT! GAAAHHH!!! (still attacking herself)
Izzy: (stares blankly) Tai? Matt? Guys? (sees Mimi and Sora and Kari glare at him) ...and girls... uh... do you get the feeling that we are completely irrelevant to the main plot?
Mimi: (sarcastically) of course!
Izzy: Really?
Mimi: Uh, no. (thwacks him)
Izzy: (scoffs) You're... mean...
~*~To wherever Lance is~*~
Koga: (showing Lance around) This is a video camera.
Lance: (still has amnesia) Videeeoooo Caaaammmerrraaa?
Koga: Yes. By the way, we stole it from Twister Rodriguez. Stealing is when you take another's possessions and claim them as your own.
Lance: Possessssssions?
Koga: Yer things.
Lance: You mean like... this? (points to himself)
Koga: (smacks himself upside the forehead) Uggghhh...
Yui: What're we going to do? He'll be stuck like this forever!
Koga: (ponders) Well, considering that there's only three more chapters remaining, and that if Lance were to suddenly recover his forgotten memory through the advantage's of TCL's incredible authors powers there's be no plot at all, I think I can safely conclude that Lance will regain his normal brain at the very end of this chapter.
Yui: (stares) ...Whaaaaatever.
Koga: (brightly) In the meantime, let's have sandwiches!
Yui: Okay!
(they set out a picnic in the middle of nowhere, leaving Lance to wander about aimlessly)
Lance: Stealing! Stealing! Stealing! Stealing! Stealing! Stealing!
(Lance walks zombie-like into Karen's office type thing)
Lance: Stealing! Stealing! Stealing!
Karen: (looks at him funny, then just ignores him and continues looking at her papers)
Lance: STEALING VIDEO CAMERA! SANDWICHESSSS!!!! MEANTIME! FOREVER! STUCK!
Karen: (getting kind of annoyed) Lance?
Lance: I'm not Lance! Remember? I'm Itslanpoopyhead!
Karen: o_0 Er... ok. Whatever you say. Could you get out of my room?
Lance: VIDEO CAMERA!!!!
(Lance pounces on Karen, steals her papers, and runs out of the room, cackling)
Lance: STEALING!
Karen: (takes her a few minutes to comprehend what was going on) ...LANCE! (chases after him)
~*AT SOME RANDOM TROPICAL ISLAND PARADISE*~
Will: Ahhhh... this is the life. Nice sun, fresh breezes, hula dancers, and 7 straight cups of lemonade.
(HULA DANCERS?!)
Will: Huh? Oh, these aren't just ANY hula dancers.
(curtain lifts up, revealing scruffy-looking hula dancers, foaming at the mouth)
Will: They're EVIL RABID CANNIBALISTIC HULA DANCERS! Kaweee!
(Ummm...)
Hula Dancer: (points to another hula dancer) OOGLYMOOGLY!
Other Hula Dancer: (points back) HACKAMACKA!
(both attack each other viciously)
Will: (continuing) Nothing but paradise, baby.
(...I guess Will just likes the summertime?)
~*MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE RANCH (or Indigo Plateau, whatever you want to call it)*~
Karen: (holding up flash card) Now, Lance. What is this?
Lance: A solar-powered high speed electric generator, with the strength and capabilities to light up every computer in the free country.
Karen: It's a dog, Lance. A DOG.
Lance: Right. Dog. Gotcha!
Karen: (glares at him) Loser. (shows him another flash card) What about this?
Lance: Dog!
Karen: No, Lance. It's a solar-powered high speed electric gener- Never mind. Let's move on to something else.
Koga: (to Karen) Have you tried ventriloquism?
Karen: No, I guess I haven't.
Yui: There's a good reason, too.
Koga: Yeah, I know it won't help, but I sure love ventriloquism!
Karen: May I?
Yui: Go ahead!
Karen: YEY! (thwacks Koga)
Koga: On normal circumstances I would shout and yell at you demanding why you rudely hit me in the face without much evident purpose, but this one time, considering the current environment at hand, I've decided to let it slide.
Yui: There he goes with his nonsense again.
Lance: Let's play stealing! (grabs Koga and runs off with him)
Koga: HELP ME!!!!!!
Yui/Karen: (do little dance) GO LANCE! GO LANCE!
Narrator: And so, in an effort to make Koga's earlier predictions wrong, this chapter comes to a closing. And Lance STILL has amnesia.
Koga: This isn't funny! Please help me!
(suddenly, there is a BANG, and Twister appears randomly)
Twister: The guy with the scary hair stole my video camera!
Karen: (points to Koga, who is still being dragged around by Lance) There's your victim.
Twister: He's toast! Man, I wanna go bust his guts out... (putting on his protective gear and wielding a giant mallet) I now gather up the courage lying in the depths of my frequently empty brain and pursue thou who hast stolen from me! (hands mallet to Karen) All yours.
Karen: Cowardly twerp.
(Karen runs over to Koga, and swings the mallet with amazing force)
(and, unfortunately, she misses, and it hits Lance instead)
Lance: (looking up at the ceiling in a daze) Goodnight, mommmyyy... (goes out cold)
Karen: (to Lance) Whoops, sorry. (to Koga) This is for victims of Koga's evilness everywhere! (swings)
Koga: YOWWWWWWW!! (also goes dazed) Sweet dreams... (collapses to floor)
(Twister rushes over and reclaims his unfairly stolen video camera)
Twister: YEEEEYYYYY!!!
Karen: (handing mallet back) All right, pay up.
Twister: ...Huh?
Karen: I conked Koga for ya, now you gotta repay me. All right?
Twister: Uhhhh... I have some used chewing gum...? (offers it)
Karen: DON'T HIRE IF YOU CAN'T PAY! ATTACCCKKKK!!! (chases Twister around, with no weapons except the swift, deadly strike of her bare hands!)
Narrator: (watching scene) Uhh... and SO... NOW the chapter comes to a close.
Lance: (wakes up) Huh? Where am I? (looks over at Twister) What's that guy doing here? And why can I not remember how I got here?
Yui: Well, at least it's some progress. Now one of us has got to save poor Twister from a horrible and painful doom.
(Yui and Lance look at each other and shrug)
Both: Nah.
(And till until the next chapter, they all lived happily ever after. All except Twister, obviously, but he got away eventually. Karen was very frustrated, but let it go. She doesn't stay angry for long. Yui and Lance, who recovered from his amnesia at long last, took turns beating up on poor Koga, who hadn't done much to offend anyone in the first place, and of course there's the happiest of all of them, who is still watching the cannibalistic hula dancers fight to the death)
Will: This is great!
(Well, he was happy until only one cannibalistic [and still very hungry] hula dancer remained.)
Will: (fleeing from an untimely demise) YAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!
(thus ends the 47th chapter)
A/N: I don't like this fic anymore. But some people still do, my only reason for continuing it. Thanks for your reviews, everyone. ^_^
Cheese: (in Guest Chair of Honor) (does nothing)
