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Mako sent the Angels to their chambers without answering any of their questions, saying that they went through a lot in one day and needed their rest. Their rooms were almost empty except for beds and trunks.
The Angels entered their bedchambers, which were very clean and smelled sweet. They all were pretty tired and fell asleep almost instantly.
"Remember, Malik, at 10:00 tomorrow you start class!" Mako had waved after him earlier.
"Well, at least it starts later here," Malik grumbled, dragging his feet alongside Ryou "Instead of getting up at God-awful hours like seven o clock in the morning."
"We need some answers," Ryou said as the Angels parted ways and went to sleep.
THE DEMON LORDS LAIR
Seto looked cautiously around the corner of Yami's place.
"Yami? Bakura? Marik? Where are you?" Seto asked loudly.
"Oooh, did you get them?" Bakura asked, speeding out of nowhere and almost running into him.
"No Bakura," Seto sighed.
"Fuck." Bakura sneered.
Yami and Marik walked in view, chatting about the best way to torture traitors.
"No Yami you have to fry them and then cut them up, it's the best way to maximize pain!"
"Well, then you don't want to kill them until after the fry."
"Duh that's the point."
"Hey, guys!" Seto waved.
"Oh hey did you get them?" Yami asked eagerly.
"No dammit I didn't get them!"
"Oh."
"But they have awakened," Seto nodded happily.
"Good job, Seto. The first step of our plan is complete." Yami said while Bakura and Marik did a high five. "Now on to phase two..."
Rex and Weevil, two underclass demons, were walking by chatting about nerd stuff.
"Hey, you," Yami pointed.
"Y-y-y-yes, sir," Rex and Weevil stopped nervously and bowed. "Can-can-can we help you?"
"Yes," Yami boomed. "We need.... Rex. Weevil you are dismissed."
"Huh?" Weevil asked.
"We need someone to pass as an angel," Marik snapped. "Weevil, there is no fuckin way you could pass. I mean, look at you. The glasses, the hair, the goofy ass sneakers, geez, you're the stuff of nighmares. You could never pass as a normal human much less an angel. Freak!"
"Hey!" Weevil cried. "I am not a freak!"
"Weevil, face it you're an ugly goofy fag. But that's okay because this is Hell," Bakura smacked him on the back then wiped his hand on the wall that had "Weevil" on them.
"Waah!!" Weevil cried running off.
"It's okay Weevil I still think you're sexy," Rex yelled after him.
"Rex, we need you to go to the Arch and gather information for us." Yami commanded.
"Um, okay."
Yami nodded. "Let's get you prepped, Raptor."
BACK AT THE ARCH
Malik trudged toward the huge white building that had "School of the Arch." written on it, grumbling to himself.
He walked into the hallways, and gaped. "Wow no dirt, dust, cockroaches, no funny smell! Whoaaa." The halls were spotless.
Malik entered class 207 Etiquette and sat in one of the clean marble chairs, ignoring the chattering of about twelve other students in the room.
"Okay time for the ultimate test," Malik reached under the desk, expecting to feel the rough sticky terrain of gum and other foreign objects stuck under it, but felt the smooth marble instead.
"Wow this is insane!" Malik felt around more, fascinated.
"Hello, class," An guy who looked about ten years older than Malik, with long straight silver hair and a red and silver clean suit, entered the room.
"Hello boys and girls," he said. "We have a new student today! Malik?"
Malik stared at him a moment. Then man looked back at him expectantly.
"What?" Malik asked.
"Okay. My name is Maxamillion Pegasus, but everyone just calls me Pegasus," the man said. "Now stand up and introduce yourself."
"Dammit," Malik stood up rolling his eyes. "I'm Malik, hi, have a good day." He sat back down.
"No no no!" Pegasus cried. "Tell us your story! Stand back up!"
"Geez!" Malik stood up roughly. "I am new to the Arch. I just became an angel." He sat back down.
"NO!" Pegasus cried. "Tell us more!"
"GR!" Malik stood up, slamming his fists on the table. "FINE MY NAME IS MALIK I AM ANGEL LOCKED AWAY I DON'T KNOW WHY SO DON'T ANNOY ME ABOUT IT I WAS UNLOCKED YESTERDAY EVEN THOUGH I DON'T REALLY FEEL ALL THAT DIFFERENT EXCEPT FOR THESE NEAT WINGS. I LIKE CHOCLATE ICE CREAM WITH WHIPPED CREAM AND MY BEST FRIEND IS RYOU ANOTHER ANGEL WHO WAS UNLOCKED LIKE ME WITH OUR OTHER TWO FRIENDS BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON SO DON'T FUCKIN ASK ME." Malik took a deep breath.
"Well...yes.. that was great besides the fact you said the f word twice," Pegasus replied sternly.
"Hey, Malik," someone whispered loudly it was Tristan.
"Hey Tristan." Malik sat down staring at Pegasus.
"What are you doing? You have a potty mouth too?"
"This is boring," Tristan whispered, nodding. "I've been here eighteen times. I almost have your record broken, but not quite. You are the ultimate potty mouth."
"Thank you thank you I do have a reputation to uphold."
"Get ready for the longest five hours of your life." Tristan said.
He was right. Pegasus droned on for three hours about proper posture and crossing your legs.
"Boys cross over the knee...girls cross at the heel..or is it the other way around?" Pegasus thought. "No, I'm right.."
Mako walked through the door. "Hey guys party at my place tonight to celebrate the Awakening!" He shouted, pointing his trident at Malik who scratched his head. "I'm grillin. I'm quite the cook if I do say so myself."
"Hello Master Mako," Pegasus smiled.
"Hey, Peg!" Mako waved. Which made Pegasus roll his eyes.
Malik sat there for about two more hours enduring Pegasus long speeches, playing tic tac toe with Tristan.
Then the bell rang, with Pegasus saying they will go over proper way to drink tomorrow.
"Yea!" Malik ran out and met his friends.
"How was class, Malik," Ryou nudged him.
"Same as on earth, but much cleaner."
"Hey guys," Mako greeted.
"The nutcase has arrived," Joey muttered.
"What, Joey?" Mako raised his eyebrows.
"Nothing."
"Well, since you're gonna be moving back in, you will go back down to earth and collect your stuff with Duke and Tristan."
"I was missing my video games," Joey announced. "Aww, yes my fingers are shaking." He held them out and showed everyone.
"The thing is, any of you must be accompanied by Duke or Tristan at all times. You can split up in groups of two or whatever, but you new angels cannot go all alone with out Duke or Tristan, do you understand?"
Yup but what's the big deal?" Yugi asked.
"Well you might be targets of an attack from a demon or greedy human, since you technically are untrained." Mako said seriously.
"Geez calm down," Joey yawned.
"I'm serious you will be in trouble if you go by yourself."
"Aww you're gonna spank us?" Malik grinned giggling.
"Not exactly but someone else could do worse."
Duke and Tristan flew in. "Ready," they said.
"Good have fun but not too much and remember my party. Be back before nightfall." Mako waved them off, dancing to some beat he made up himself.
Mako sent the Angels to their chambers without answering any of their questions, saying that they went through a lot in one day and needed their rest. Their rooms were almost empty except for beds and trunks.
The Angels entered their bedchambers, which were very clean and smelled sweet. They all were pretty tired and fell asleep almost instantly.
"Remember, Malik, at 10:00 tomorrow you start class!" Mako had waved after him earlier.
"Well, at least it starts later here," Malik grumbled, dragging his feet alongside Ryou "Instead of getting up at God-awful hours like seven o clock in the morning."
"We need some answers," Ryou said as the Angels parted ways and went to sleep.
THE DEMON LORDS LAIR
Seto looked cautiously around the corner of Yami's place.
"Yami? Bakura? Marik? Where are you?" Seto asked loudly.
"Oooh, did you get them?" Bakura asked, speeding out of nowhere and almost running into him.
"No Bakura," Seto sighed.
"Fuck." Bakura sneered.
Yami and Marik walked in view, chatting about the best way to torture traitors.
"No Yami you have to fry them and then cut them up, it's the best way to maximize pain!"
"Well, then you don't want to kill them until after the fry."
"Duh that's the point."
"Hey, guys!" Seto waved.
"Oh hey did you get them?" Yami asked eagerly.
"No dammit I didn't get them!"
"Oh."
"But they have awakened," Seto nodded happily.
"Good job, Seto. The first step of our plan is complete." Yami said while Bakura and Marik did a high five. "Now on to phase two..."
Rex and Weevil, two underclass demons, were walking by chatting about nerd stuff.
"Hey, you," Yami pointed.
"Y-y-y-yes, sir," Rex and Weevil stopped nervously and bowed. "Can-can-can we help you?"
"Yes," Yami boomed. "We need.... Rex. Weevil you are dismissed."
"Huh?" Weevil asked.
"We need someone to pass as an angel," Marik snapped. "Weevil, there is no fuckin way you could pass. I mean, look at you. The glasses, the hair, the goofy ass sneakers, geez, you're the stuff of nighmares. You could never pass as a normal human much less an angel. Freak!"
"Hey!" Weevil cried. "I am not a freak!"
"Weevil, face it you're an ugly goofy fag. But that's okay because this is Hell," Bakura smacked him on the back then wiped his hand on the wall that had "Weevil" on them.
"Waah!!" Weevil cried running off.
"It's okay Weevil I still think you're sexy," Rex yelled after him.
"Rex, we need you to go to the Arch and gather information for us." Yami commanded.
"Um, okay."
Yami nodded. "Let's get you prepped, Raptor."
BACK AT THE ARCH
Malik trudged toward the huge white building that had "School of the Arch." written on it, grumbling to himself.
He walked into the hallways, and gaped. "Wow no dirt, dust, cockroaches, no funny smell! Whoaaa." The halls were spotless.
Malik entered class 207 Etiquette and sat in one of the clean marble chairs, ignoring the chattering of about twelve other students in the room.
"Okay time for the ultimate test," Malik reached under the desk, expecting to feel the rough sticky terrain of gum and other foreign objects stuck under it, but felt the smooth marble instead.
"Wow this is insane!" Malik felt around more, fascinated.
"Hello, class," An guy who looked about ten years older than Malik, with long straight silver hair and a red and silver clean suit, entered the room.
"Hello boys and girls," he said. "We have a new student today! Malik?"
Malik stared at him a moment. Then man looked back at him expectantly.
"What?" Malik asked.
"Okay. My name is Maxamillion Pegasus, but everyone just calls me Pegasus," the man said. "Now stand up and introduce yourself."
"Dammit," Malik stood up rolling his eyes. "I'm Malik, hi, have a good day." He sat back down.
"No no no!" Pegasus cried. "Tell us your story! Stand back up!"
"Geez!" Malik stood up roughly. "I am new to the Arch. I just became an angel." He sat back down.
"NO!" Pegasus cried. "Tell us more!"
"GR!" Malik stood up, slamming his fists on the table. "FINE MY NAME IS MALIK I AM ANGEL LOCKED AWAY I DON'T KNOW WHY SO DON'T ANNOY ME ABOUT IT I WAS UNLOCKED YESTERDAY EVEN THOUGH I DON'T REALLY FEEL ALL THAT DIFFERENT EXCEPT FOR THESE NEAT WINGS. I LIKE CHOCLATE ICE CREAM WITH WHIPPED CREAM AND MY BEST FRIEND IS RYOU ANOTHER ANGEL WHO WAS UNLOCKED LIKE ME WITH OUR OTHER TWO FRIENDS BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON SO DON'T FUCKIN ASK ME." Malik took a deep breath.
"Well...yes.. that was great besides the fact you said the f word twice," Pegasus replied sternly.
"Hey, Malik," someone whispered loudly it was Tristan.
"Hey Tristan." Malik sat down staring at Pegasus.
"What are you doing? You have a potty mouth too?"
"This is boring," Tristan whispered, nodding. "I've been here eighteen times. I almost have your record broken, but not quite. You are the ultimate potty mouth."
"Thank you thank you I do have a reputation to uphold."
"Get ready for the longest five hours of your life." Tristan said.
He was right. Pegasus droned on for three hours about proper posture and crossing your legs.
"Boys cross over the knee...girls cross at the heel..or is it the other way around?" Pegasus thought. "No, I'm right.."
Mako walked through the door. "Hey guys party at my place tonight to celebrate the Awakening!" He shouted, pointing his trident at Malik who scratched his head. "I'm grillin. I'm quite the cook if I do say so myself."
"Hello Master Mako," Pegasus smiled.
"Hey, Peg!" Mako waved. Which made Pegasus roll his eyes.
Malik sat there for about two more hours enduring Pegasus long speeches, playing tic tac toe with Tristan.
Then the bell rang, with Pegasus saying they will go over proper way to drink tomorrow.
"Yea!" Malik ran out and met his friends.
"How was class, Malik," Ryou nudged him.
"Same as on earth, but much cleaner."
"Hey guys," Mako greeted.
"The nutcase has arrived," Joey muttered.
"What, Joey?" Mako raised his eyebrows.
"Nothing."
"Well, since you're gonna be moving back in, you will go back down to earth and collect your stuff with Duke and Tristan."
"I was missing my video games," Joey announced. "Aww, yes my fingers are shaking." He held them out and showed everyone.
"The thing is, any of you must be accompanied by Duke or Tristan at all times. You can split up in groups of two or whatever, but you new angels cannot go all alone with out Duke or Tristan, do you understand?"
Yup but what's the big deal?" Yugi asked.
"Well you might be targets of an attack from a demon or greedy human, since you technically are untrained." Mako said seriously.
"Geez calm down," Joey yawned.
"I'm serious you will be in trouble if you go by yourself."
"Aww you're gonna spank us?" Malik grinned giggling.
"Not exactly but someone else could do worse."
Duke and Tristan flew in. "Ready," they said.
"Good have fun but not too much and remember my party. Be back before nightfall." Mako waved them off, dancing to some beat he made up himself.
