Vegeta and Bra Fanfic

By: Katie Conner and Caitlin Humphreys rated pg-13 disclaimer: i don't own any of the characters blah blah

Vegeta and Goku were perfectly normal guys. They looked at playboys watched lesbian porn and other stuff like that. They never intended to watch a four year old saiyan girl. Bra was your typical toddler. She played with dolls lalalala whatever. Anyway , they never intended on spending a week with her. But after staying with the young saiyan, both of them learned a valuable lesson... little girls are fucking crazy! So here we are the two strongest guys on the planet looking after a small, annoying girl.

"Thank Kami! Its only a week!" Vegeta yelled. Goku and Vegeta were sitting on the living room couch watching some gay show about a dinosaur. "So why are we watching this gay show again." He asked his small daughter sitting right next to him.

"Because." She responded.

"Because why?" he asked her again.

"Cause I like Barney, you dumbass!" she yelled getting annoyed.

"Yea i happen to like him too, ya know." Goku said getting in the argument.

"Shut up Kakarot! Your only here cause your scared to be alone." Vegeta insulted to Goku.

"Hey! Thats not true!" "uh yeah it is!" "ok so maybe it is, but at least I'm here helping you take care of Bra."

"Bra can take care of herself." Vegeta mumbled then began to get up.

" No Vegeta we have to take care of Bra." Goku insisted.
"Alright fine, but I'm not watching this gay show anymore." He replied then walked off. "No daddy, please stay and watch Barney ...Kakarot is scary." Bra pleaded grasping her dads shirt in her small hand. She looked up at him with the cutest, puppy dog eyes. Vegeta couldn't say no. "Oh alright." He said then sat back down on the couch. Three hours later Vegeta was tired of watching Barney and fell asleep. Goku and Bra were still staring at the TV. "I sure love Barney." Goku burst out. Bra just stared up at the grownup watching Barney. Then she noticed her daddy sleeping. She then got really mad. She jumped on her dad and started screaming and hitting him in the head with a hardback book. "Get up Daddy!!!!" she yelled. Goku was trying to call her off. "No bad doggy Bad ...come on Bra get off." Goku was saying. "Ow ow ow Bra STOP!!.....I'm up....damn kid." Vegeta grunted as his daughter pelted him with a pillow.

"YEA DADDY"S UP!!!!!.....now will you please watch Barney with me....plllleeeeeasssseee." she whined. "Fine whatever." He responded grumpily. Then Barney was finally over. Vegeta yelled, "Thank You Kami!!!" as the theme song ended. "Now i can go train." He finished then walked out the front door. Goku and Bra just stared after him. "NAPTIME!" Goku yelled then picked up Bra tossed her in her bed and ran down the hall. "What about story time?" Bra asked about to cry. Goku ran outside to the gravity machine and barged right in. "HEY VEGETA WANNA SPAR!!" Goku yelled as he entered. "Damnit Kakarot! You scared the shit out of me, barging in like that. I thought it was Chi Chi or something." Vegeta responded.

"Oh sorry, so you wanna spar?" he asked again. "Sure why not." Vegeta responded. Then they started to spar. Bra just laid in bed scared of the boogie monster. So she hopped out of bed and ran down the hall and started making food. By the time she was done the entire house was a wreck. But Bra was satisfied. She then fell asleep on the couch watching one her daddy's tapes. Which was a swimsuit tape. Then Vegeta and Goku finally finished training and walked into capsule corp. "Oh shit!" Vegeta announced. "Whoa, peanut butter." Goku responded looking at the fridge. "Goku where the hell is, Bra?" Vegeta asked him.

"In her room, sleeping." He replied. "Then what the hell did all of this?" Vegeta asked again. Goku just puzzled and tried to think. Then they both heard someone snoring in the living room. It was Bra. She was covered in chocolate. "Holy Shit! Bulma's gonna kill me." Vegeta said, then the phone rang. It must be Bulma checking in.

An: How was that first chap? Sort of long. But pleeezz reveiw. The more reveiws the more new chaps i put up.