Disclaimer: I do NOT own G Gundam or Monty Python. G Gundam is owned by Bandai, and Monty Python is owned by four living and one dead complete screwballs.

A/N: Hey, thanks! I actually got reviews from people for once! Wow!

         Sora: Glad you like it. Took me a while to get moving, but I eventually got it up **weakly grins ** I'm just lazy.

         Crystal of psyche: Yeah, I love Monty Python too. **Grins** The guys were geniuses when they thought up this stuff. Hope you enjoy the rest of this fic.

          Joe Mello: Yes, I do know that Fuunsaiki is Master's horse. However, at the end of the series, he becomes Domon's. I based it on that. Not that it really matters, anyway. Just wanted to point that out.

And Now

G Gundam And The man called Kyoji!

PART TWO

It was a few minutes since Rain and King Domon had left the castle in Studio 24, and gone ahead to the peasant village in Studio 26. Studio 25 was being used to make Scene 27, which will be shot in Studio 29. Now, onto the story.

Cart Guy: Bring out your DG infested semi-dead! (bangs cow bell) Bring out your DG infested semi-dead! (gong)

Man #1: Here's one.

Cart Guy: That'll be nine pence.

DG Infested Person: I'm not dead!

Cart Guy: What?

DGIP: I'm not dead!

Cart Guy: Here, he says he's not dead!

Man #1: He will be soon, the cells have almost reached his brain. Here's your nine pence.

Cart Guy: I can't take him like that, it's against regulations! It's not healthy!

Man #1: Can you just wait a bit? He won't be long…

DGIP: I'm getting better!

Cart Guy: Naw, got to go down to the Robinson's, they've lost nine today.

DGIP: I think I'll go for a walk!

Man #1: Shut up, you're not fooling anyone! Look, isn't there something you can do?

DGIP: I feel happy… I feel happy… (Cart Guy walks around and hits DGIP over the head with a club, killing him) Ughhh!

Cart Guy: (sees Domon and Rain semi-gallop by) Wonder who that is. Must be a king.

Man #1: What makes you say that?

Cart Guy: He hasn't got shit all over him.

Now, our intrepid semi-heroes, for that is what they are, set out to Studio 30's false castle. Passing several peasants on the way, King Domon decided to ask one who lives in the castle.

Domon: You, old woman!

(The "old woman" turns around to reveal Kyral Mekirel, who glares at Domon)

Kyral: Man.

Domon: What?

Kyral: I'm a man.

Domon: Well, from the back, you- forget it. Old man, who lives in that castle?

Kyral: I'm 37. I'm not old.

Domon: Well, I can't just call you "man", then, can I?

Kyral. You could try Kyral.

Domon: I didn't know you were called Kyral.

Kyral: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you? You kings, always looking down on other people.

Old Woman: Kyral, there's some lovely mud over here… Oh, hello.

Domon: How do you do, good lady. I am Domon, King of Hearts.

Old Woman: King of what?

Domon: King of Hearts. I'm also a Gundam Fighter.

Old Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.

Domon: You don't vote for kings!

Old Woman: Then how'd you become king, anyway?

Domon: (special heavenly angel music in the background starts) The Lady of the Whirlpool, her arm clad in the shimmering bosom of the water, held aloft a rusty sword, telling me that if I could cut a tree with it, that I would be able to become King of Hearts and have the title Gundam of Gundams and become your king. After training, it finally happened. (music stops) That is why I am your king.

Kyral: Yeah, right! That's no basis for a system of government!

Domon: Be quiet.

Kyral: I mean, if I went around, saying I was an emperor, just cause some watery tot threw a sword at me, they'd throw me in the clink!

Domon: Be quiet!

Kyral: You can't base a system of government on some farcical aquatic ceremony!  It's just not right!

Domon: (comes over and starts shaking Kyral) Shut Up! SHUT UP!

Kyral: Now we see the violence inherent in the system! HELP, HELP I'M BEIN' REPRESED!

Domon: Bloody peasant!

Kyral: Oh, what a giveaway. Did you hear that, did you hear that?

END SECOND INSTALLMENT OF COMPLETE INSANITY