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A/N: All right, more reviews! Thanks!
Sora: Hey, no problem. I just like to read your stuff, and that one was pretty good. Glad you like this thing, too. **grins** I think you'll get a kick out of this chapter.
Crystal of psyche: Yes, another funny chapter. Lots more are on the way, this is just the beginning… (Turns into Wong and gives evil laugh) AHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, back to normal.
Malgi: Um, it is continued. There are three (counting this one) chapters up and counting. Glad you like!
And NowG Gundam And The man called Kyoji!
PART THREE
Our two brave explorers have reached a bridge, and have just witnessed a daringly cheap fight between two knights. Going up to the one knight, Domon prepares to talk, and, if necessary, fight…. Domon: (walks up to black knight) Oh good sir knight, I have just witnessed the fight you have had, and I am impressed. I herby ask you to join me in my quest for Knights of the Shuffle Alliance. (pause) I ask you if you want to join me and be seated at my Shining Table in the court of Camelot. (pause) You have proved yourself worthy. (pause; black n\knight, who is Michelo Chariot, glares at Domon from beneath helmet)
Domon: You make me sad. Come, Rain. (gets stopped by Black Knight)
BK: You cannot pass.
Domon: What?
BK: You cannot pass.
Domon: I have no quarrel wit you, good sir knight. Please move.
BK: I move… for no man. Domon: I must cross this bridge!BK: Then you will die.
Domon: (draws sword) So be it! (Starts fighting black knight, after about three minutes, Domon cuts off BK's left arm) I have won.
BK: 'Tis but a scratch.
Domon: A scratch?! You're arm's off!
BK: No it isn't!
Domon: Look!
BK: I've had worse.
Domon: You liar!
BK: Come on, you pansy! (starts fighting again, this time, BK's right arm gets cut off)
Domon: (kneels and prays) Oh Lord, I thank you for this victory in which I- (gets kicked) What the-?
BK: Come on, then?
Domon: Look, sir knight, you are brave, but the fight is mine!
BK: Oh, had enough, eh?
Domon: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!
BK: Yes I have!
Domon: LOOK!
BK: Just a flesh wound, that's all.
Domon: Look, I'll have your leg. Right! (cuts off BK's left leg)
BK: Right, I'll do you for that!
Domon: You'll what?!
BK: I'm invincible!
Domon: You're a loony.
BK: The Black Knight always triumphs!
(Domon cuts off Black Knights other leg)
BK: All right then, we'll call it a draw. (sees Domon and Rain semi-gallop away) Oh, oh, I see, running away, eh? You yellow bastards, I'll bite your legs off! Awww, shit.
Now that the Black Knight has been defeated, we meet up with our intrepid semi-heroes, as they approach another peasant village. An angry crowd is pushing a girl up to a podium with a knight on it…. Crowd: We've got a witch!Peasant #1: We've caught a witch, may we burn her?
Argo: How do you know she is a witch?
P1: Cause she looks like one!
Witch: (Allenby in a costume) I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch!
Argo: But you are dressed as one.
Allenby: THEY dressed me up like this. And this isn't my nose, it's a false one!
Argo: (lifts up false nose) So it is. (turns to crowd) Did you dress her up like this?
Crowd: No, no! Well… Yes. A bit.
Peasant #2: We did do the nose. And the hat, but she is a witch!
Argo: How do you know she is a witch?
Peasant #3: Well, she turned me into a newt, and went berserk on me!
Argo: A newt?
P3: Well… I got better….
Crowd: Burn her anyway! Burn her, burn her!
Argo: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch or not. Tell me, what do you do with witches?
Crowd: Burn them!
Argo: And what do you burn apart from witches?
P1: More witches!
P2: Shush! Wood!
Argo: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
P3: (thinks) Cause… they're made of wood?
Argo: Good. Now, how can we tell if she's made of wood or not?
P1: Build a bridge out of her!
Argo: Ahhh, but can't bridges also be built out of stone?
P1: Oh, yeah.
Argo: Tell me, does wood sink in water?
P2: Nope, nope, it floats. Floats! Throw 'er into the pond!
Argo: What else floats in water?
P1: Apples!
P3: Gravy!
P2: Uh, very small rocks!
P2: Cider!
P3: Churches, churches!
Domon: A duck. (crowd turns and gasps in amazement)
Argo: Exactly. So…
P1: If she… weighs the same as a duck… she's made of wood?
Argo: And therefore?
Crowd: (pauses) A witch!
Argo: We shall use my largest scales.
Argo: (sees that both "witch" and duck are on scales) Remove the supports!
Crowd: (Sees scale balance) A witch! Burn her!
Allenby: Something like this can ruin your whole day. (gets taken away, presumably to be burned)
Argo: (turns to Domon) Who are you, o stranger, who is so wise in the way of science?
Domon: I am Domon, King of Hearts.
Argo: (kneels) My liege!
Domon: Will you join me at my Shining table in the court of Camelot?
Argo: My liege, I would be honored!
Domon: What is your name, Good knight?
Argo: Argo, My liege!
Domon: Then I dub you Sir Argo, Black Joker!
END THIRD INSTALLMENT
