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A/N:  All right, more reviews! Thanks!

Sora: Hey, no problem. I just like to read your stuff, and that one was pretty good. Glad you like this thing, too. **grins** I think you'll get a kick out of this chapter.

Crystal of psyche: Yes, another funny chapter. Lots more are on the way, this is just the beginning… (Turns into Wong and gives evil laugh) AHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, back to normal.

Malgi: Um, it is continued. There are three (counting this one) chapters up and counting. Glad you like!

And Now

G Gundam And The man called Kyoji!

PART THREE

Our two brave explorers have reached a bridge, and have just witnessed a daringly cheap fight between two knights. Going up to the one knight, Domon prepares to talk, and, if necessary, fight…. Domon: (walks up to black knight) Oh good sir knight, I have just witnessed the fight you have had, and I am impressed. I herby ask you to join me in my quest for Knights of the Shuffle Alliance. (pause) I ask you if you want to join me and be seated at my Shining Table in the court of Camelot. (pause) You have proved yourself worthy. (pause; black n\knight, who is Michelo Chariot, glares at Domon from beneath helmet)

Domon: You make me sad. Come, Rain. (gets stopped by Black Knight)

BK: You cannot pass.

Domon: What?

BK: You cannot pass.

Domon: I have no quarrel wit you, good sir knight. Please move.

BK: I move… for no man. Domon: I must cross this bridge!

BK: Then you will die.

Domon: (draws sword) So be it! (Starts fighting black knight, after about three minutes, Domon cuts off BK's left arm) I have won.

BK: 'Tis but a scratch.

Domon: A scratch?! You're arm's off!

BK: No it isn't!

Domon: Look!

BK: I've had worse.

Domon: You liar!

BK: Come on, you pansy! (starts fighting again, this time, BK's right arm gets cut off)

Domon: (kneels and prays) Oh Lord, I thank you for this victory in which I- (gets kicked) What the-?

BK: Come on, then?

Domon: Look, sir knight, you are brave, but the fight is mine!

BK: Oh, had enough, eh?

Domon: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!

BK: Yes I have!

Domon: LOOK!

BK: Just a flesh wound, that's all.

Domon: Look, I'll have your leg. Right! (cuts off BK's left leg)

BK: Right, I'll do you for that!

Domon: You'll what?!

BK: I'm invincible!

Domon: You're a loony.

BK: The Black Knight always triumphs!

(Domon cuts off Black Knights other leg)

BK: All right then, we'll call it a draw. (sees Domon and Rain semi-gallop away) Oh, oh, I see, running away, eh? You yellow bastards, I'll bite your legs off! Awww, shit.

Now that the Black Knight has been defeated, we meet up with our intrepid semi-heroes, as they approach another peasant village. An angry crowd is pushing a girl up to a podium with a knight on it…. Crowd: We've got a witch!

Peasant #1: We've caught a witch, may we burn her?

Argo: How do you know she is a witch?

P1: Cause she looks like one!

Witch: (Allenby in a costume) I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch!

Argo: But you are dressed as one.

Allenby: THEY dressed me up like this. And this isn't my nose, it's a false one!

Argo: (lifts up false nose) So it is. (turns to crowd) Did you dress her up like this?

Crowd: No, no! Well… Yes. A bit.

Peasant #2: We did do the nose. And the hat, but she is a witch!

Argo: How do you know she is a witch?

Peasant #3: Well, she turned me into a newt, and went berserk on me!

Argo: A newt?

P3: Well… I got better….

Crowd: Burn her anyway! Burn her, burn her!

Argo: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch or not. Tell me, what do you do with witches?

Crowd: Burn them!

Argo: And what do you burn apart from witches?

P1: More witches!

P2: Shush! Wood!

Argo: Good. Now, why do witches burn?

P3: (thinks) Cause… they're made of wood?

Argo: Good. Now, how can we tell if she's made of wood or not?

P1: Build a bridge out of her!

Argo: Ahhh, but can't bridges also be built out of stone?

P1: Oh, yeah.

Argo: Tell me, does wood sink in water?

P2: Nope, nope, it floats. Floats! Throw  'er into the pond!

Argo: What else floats in water?

P1: Apples!

P3: Gravy!

P2: Uh, very small rocks!

P2: Cider!

P3: Churches, churches!

Domon: A duck. (crowd turns and gasps in amazement)

Argo: Exactly. So…

P1: If she… weighs the same as a duck… she's made of wood?

Argo: And therefore?

Crowd: (pauses) A witch!

Argo: We shall use my largest scales.

Argo: (sees that both "witch" and duck are on scales) Remove the supports!

Crowd: (Sees scale balance) A witch! Burn her!

Allenby: Something like this can ruin your whole day. (gets taken away, presumably to be burned)

Argo: (turns to Domon) Who are you, o stranger, who is so wise in the way of science?

Domon: I am Domon, King of Hearts.

Argo: (kneels) My liege!

Domon: Will you join me at my Shining table in the court of Camelot?

Argo: My liege, I would be honored!

Domon: What is your name, Good knight?

Argo: Argo, My liege!

Domon: Then I dub you Sir Argo, Black Joker!

END THIRD INSTALLMENT