The Legend of Zelda: What didn't happen...that should've happened...that we want to happen...So it did...
By Ketchup and Mustard
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Chapter one: The first chapter...
[[::INSERT RANDOM INTRO HERE::]]
Link: [singing] Me...I come to town..come to save...the freakin' princess...
random enemy: GRR
Link: AHH! [runs away]
((some where in a evil lair))
Gannon's son, Eduardo the 3rd: [evil laughter] My evil plan is working.
(( in a tree ))
Link: [sucks thumb] its okay...its...okay.... [rocks back and forth]
Bird: tweet
Link: OMG!!!!!!!!! [slashes sword at bird, bird flies away]
Link: ...
((Some where in the castle))
Zelda: [plays dance dance revolution Extreme]
DDR machine:4000! Combo! (Its rainin Men!)
Some guard: work it princess!
Zelda: Yo thanks Richard!
The guard (Richard Simmons): Oooh YEAH!
((on the road to the castle))
Link: la la la! [sings a happy song]
Navi: HEY!
Link: WTH???? [hacks sword at navi]
Navi: HEY?!?!?? [evades Links attacks]
Link: Stupid fairy...[tries stabbing Navi one more time, misses]
Navi: hey.
Link: [goes insane]
((back at the castle))
Zelda: [Plays super Mario brothers for NES]
Richard Simmons: [Flirts with other guards]
Other guards: [scooch away]
Richard Simmons: Work it ladies!
Other guards: [run away]
Zelda: Richard, can you get me Duck Hunt?
Richard Simmons: YAY, DEATH! [skips merrily toward game]
((at Eduardo's evil lair))
Eduardo: Now to add a plot twist!!! [Evil laughter again]
((Back wherever Link and Navi are))
Link: Who is that?
Navi: HEY!
Link: Shut up.
Link: [looks in the distance and sees a random person]
Link: [waves]
Link: HELLO!
Person in the distance: [runs up to Link]
Link: Do I know you? [hides behind Navi]
Person: Do I know....you?
Link: No fair! I asked first!
Person: Ok...but do I know you?
Link: You stole my hat....and my boots! and my cloths! ...Am I naked?
Person: You stole my cloths! Am I?! Naked?!
Link: No Fair! I asked first!
Person: Ok...But did you steal My Cloths?!
Navis: HEY!
Both: Shut up Navi!
Link: How did you know my fairy's name?!
Person: How do YOU know MY fairy's name?!
Link: No Fair! I asked first!
Person: Ok...But How do YOU know MY fairy's name?!
Link: ...Ok, we are wearing the same cloths...the same Hat....wait a sec, are we both naked, and we don't even know it?
Person: I don't know, but that sounds pretty good to me
Link: That we're naked?
Person: Yep
Link: ... Ok!
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End Chapter 1
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Ketchup: w00t!
Mustard: Yay! I am really Nex...but mustard sounds...matching!
Ketchup: Please R&R people! @_@
Mustard: Please e-mail us at: KetchupPlusMustard@hotmail.com
Ketchup: Yeah...we just opened up a new e-mail account just for YOU! [points at random people]
Mustard: Well, if you like it enough, we might even open up a whole webpage...so...yeah. Like it!
Ketchup: I can draw fan arts and crap!
Mustard: So....R&R or else...whatever that means...
Ketchup: Read and Review for all you illiterate people
Mustard: Sheesh...whatever that means
Ketchup: [punches mustard]
Mustard: In script form, that looks funny.
Ketchup: Anyway, Next chapter will come soon! @__@
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Zelda and all related characters (c) Nintendo and all respective owners - We don't own crap
Richard Simmons belongs to himself thank God.
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