The Legend of Zelda: What didn't happen...that should've happened...that we want to happen...So it did...

By Ketchup and Mustard

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Chapter one: The first chapter...

[[::INSERT RANDOM INTRO HERE::]]

Link: [singing] Me...I come to town..come to save...the freakin' princess...

random enemy: GRR

Link: AHH! [runs away]

((some where in a evil lair))

Gannon's son, Eduardo the 3rd: [evil laughter] My evil plan is working.

(( in a tree ))

Link: [sucks thumb] its okay...its...okay.... [rocks back and forth]

Bird: tweet

Link: OMG!!!!!!!!! [slashes sword at bird, bird flies away]

Link: ...

((Some where in the castle))

Zelda: [plays dance dance revolution Extreme]

DDR machine:4000! Combo! (Its rainin Men!)

Some guard: work it princess!

Zelda: Yo thanks Richard!

The guard (Richard Simmons): Oooh YEAH!

((on the road to the castle))

Link: la la la! [sings a happy song]

Navi: HEY!

Link: WTH???? [hacks sword at navi]

Navi: HEY?!?!?? [evades Links attacks]

Link: Stupid fairy...[tries stabbing Navi one more time, misses]

Navi: hey.

Link: [goes insane]

((back at the castle))

Zelda: [Plays super Mario brothers for NES]

Richard Simmons: [Flirts with other guards]

Other guards: [scooch away]

Richard Simmons: Work it ladies!

Other guards: [run away]

Zelda: Richard, can you get me Duck Hunt?

Richard Simmons: YAY, DEATH! [skips merrily toward game]

((at Eduardo's evil lair))

Eduardo: Now to add a plot twist!!! [Evil laughter again]

((Back wherever Link and Navi are))

Link: Who is that?

Navi: HEY!

Link: Shut up.

Link: [looks in the distance and sees a random person]

Link: [waves]

Link: HELLO!

Person in the distance: [runs up to Link]

Link: Do I know you? [hides behind Navi]

Person: Do I know....you?

Link: No fair! I asked first!

Person: Ok...but do I know you?

Link: You stole my hat....and my boots! and my cloths! ...Am I naked?

Person: You stole my cloths! Am I?! Naked?!

Link: No Fair! I asked first!

Person: Ok...But did you steal My Cloths?!

Navis: HEY!

Both: Shut up Navi!

Link: How did you know my fairy's name?!

Person: How do YOU know MY fairy's name?!

Link: No Fair! I asked first!

Person: Ok...But How do YOU know MY fairy's name?!

Link: ...Ok, we are wearing the same cloths...the same Hat....wait a sec, are we both naked, and we don't even know it?

Person: I don't know, but that sounds pretty good to me

Link: That we're naked?

Person: Yep

Link: ... Ok!

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End Chapter 1
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Ketchup: w00t!

Mustard: Yay! I am really Nex...but mustard sounds...matching!

Ketchup: Please R&R people! @_@

Mustard: Please e-mail us at: KetchupPlusMustard@hotmail.com

Ketchup: Yeah...we just opened up a new e-mail account just for YOU! [points at random people]

Mustard: Well, if you like it enough, we might even open up a whole webpage...so...yeah. Like it!

Ketchup: I can draw fan arts and crap!

Mustard: So....R&R or else...whatever that means...

Ketchup: Read and Review for all you illiterate people

Mustard: Sheesh...whatever that means

Ketchup: [punches mustard]

Mustard: In script form, that looks funny.

Ketchup: Anyway, Next chapter will come soon! @__@

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Zelda and all related characters (c) Nintendo and all respective owners - We don't own crap
Richard Simmons belongs to himself thank God.
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