"Wah? What is it Kenshin?"asked Yahiko but too late. Kaoru (or should I say Kenshin) ran out of the room like she saw Sano in her kimono and he actually looked good in it! (Me passing out)
Out while Kenshin in Kaoru's body was doing sweeping the ground
"Hey Miss Megumi are you going to leave now?"asked Kenshin in Kaoru's body.
"What?! I'm not Megumi! I'm. . hey cool!"replied Sano in Megumi's body. Well if you haven't noticed already, Kenshin is in Kaoru's body and Kaoru in Kenshin's, while Sano's in Megumi's body and Megumi in Sano's. . hehehe
"Is everything alright there Miss Megumi?"asked Kenshin in (now that I told you can you figure it out?)
"Oh um it's ok. .hey Missy! Why are you doing the laundry?"asked Sano.
"What? What do you mean Miss Megumi?"asked Kenshin puzzled. 'Oh my gosh! I'm think I'm in Miss Kaoru's body! I'm wearing a kimono and . .?!'
"EEK!! What am I doing in this chicken head's body!!!!!!!!"yelled Megumi like a mad women. I bet she just found out. .
"AHHHH!!! I'm in Kenshin's body!"yelled Kaoru. 'Wait? Why am I yelling like this when I'm in Kenshin's body? Hey I get the sword and the muscles hehehe Oh Stupid Kaoru! What the heck are you thinking?!'
"Ok I think we need a meeting! Miss Kaoru, Miss Megumi, and Sano, we have to meet in my room!"yelled Kenshin so that they all could hear.
Yahiko's point of view
'What is all this screaming around? And they call me a kid. Oh well probably their hormones acting up.'
Kenshin's room
"Ok Sano, if you touch any of my parts, I'll kick your stinkin butt!!"yelled Megumi giving Sano in her body the death glare.
"Ok you can do that, kick as hard as you want but when we switch back, your gonna be the one with the soar butt,"replied Sano sticking out Megumi's tongue at himself.
"Humph! I'll bruise your body up so hard that when we switch back, you'll be begging to go back to my body!"countered Megumi.
"Hey Hey Hey! There's no need for that!"yelled Sano.
"Quiet down!!"yelled Kaoru. "Oh my gosh! My voice is whoa."
"How did this happen?"asked Kenshin.
"No idea! It must be bad food we ate?"replied Sano. "Who cooked supper?"
"Me you dimwit!!"replied Kaoru.
"Why didn't Kenshin cook it?"asked Sano.
"Because he was busy cleaning up the house!!"yelled Kaoru who's blood was boiling she pounded Sanosuke.
"Hey your punches don't hurt as much,"said Sano. "Must be because your in Kenshin's body. He is unbeatable with a sword but must suck at punching."
"Wah?"said Kenshin.
"Yaw true Sano in my beautiful body but remember that I am in yours. I got your punching power!"said Megumi while cackling. Hey you guys, ever wondered what it would look like to see Sano turn into a fox? Well keep wondering but I am sure that Kenshin, Kaoru, and Sano wonder no more.
"Ok, Miss Kaoru, Miss Megumi, Sano, please settle down!"said Kenshin. "Take a deep breathe." Everyone did so. Boy was that a good idea Kenshin! (High five)
"Ok it was NOT my cooking that switched us. That's too dumb!"said Kaoru.
"Well what do you purpose then Kenshin? I mean Kaoru? I mean (Exasperation),"said Sano.
"I mean that something else caused this!"replied Kaoru.
"Hey do you think it could have been something like a curse?"asked Megumi.
"Hey being in my body is NO curse!"snapped Sano.
"Yes, I am sure it isn't Sanosuke,"said Megumi sarcastically.
"Maybe its these necklaces Sano bought for us,"Kaoru thought out loud.
"How much were they Sano?"asked Kenshin finally speaking up.
"They were 1,000 yen!"replied Sano. (Ok notice the change in what I called the money in this story. Don't mind it, don't mind it at all)
"Truth please,"said Kaoru and Megumi at once.
"Ok ok fine. They were 15 yen but I gave the old man 9 yen so the old man is going to be back in one week to collect the rest,"replied Sano.
(Kaoru and Megumi with horror struck faces) "So your saying you bought us, the cheapest thing you could find?"asked Megumi.
"Possibly,"said Kaoru.
"Now now you guys, how much the necklaces costed doesn't mean that Sano went through no trouble to get them for us. In other words, quality not quanity,"said Kenshin.
"That doesn't make sense. We don't care about the quanity!"said Megumi.
"You know what I mean!"replied Kenshin.
"Ok so suppose it was these necklaces, I guess we'll have to wait a week to switch back,"said Sano.
"What? A week in your body?"yelled Megumi with a horror-struck face.
"Hey! That is immensely insulting,"shot back Sano.
"Sure it is,"said Kaoru.
"What about the Clinic? You don't know a thing about medicine!"said Megumi.
"We all have our own business. Not just you Megumi,"replied Sano.
"On the contrary, we have our business. You just sit there waiting to eat or go gamble,"said Kaoru in a 'as a matter of factly' way.
"Well um so? That's still business,"countered Sano.
"Yeah we like to call it 'The Sano-Way' of doing things,"said Megumi while high fiving Kaoru.
"Well let's just wait a week. I am sure that a week is not that long,"said Kenshin finally.
"Well what about Yahiko?"asked Kaoru.
"We should just keep it a secret from him,"said Megumi.
"Yeah, for once I agree with myself. I mean the fox,"said Sano.
"If you guys would like to keep it a secret, then that can be done,"said Kenshin.
"So in the mean time, we try to do each other's work?"said Kaoru unsure.
"No! No way am I going to have Sano do my work. He'll kill the patients!"yelled Megumi.
"Hmmm just take a week off Megumi,"said Kaoru.
"Well, I could do that, but well Sano can you ask for me? I can't ask while I'm in your body,"said Megumi.
"Sure fox, just apologize to me and I will,"replied Sano.
"No!"yelled Megumi.
"Miss Megumi, you have to,"said Karou.
"Oh fine. Sorry are you happy?"said Megumi.
"Hmm one more time, this time more nicer and make it sound like you mean it,"replied Sano.
"Your pushing it!"yelled Megumi.
"Fine I'll go with sorry,"said Sano.
Just then, Yahiko walked into the room. "Where have you guys been? I've been looking all over for you!"
"Sorry Yahiko, we had something important to talk about,"replied Kenshin.
"Fine, are you gonna practice with me now? Geesh,"said Yahiko.
"Uh, hey Kenshin, you can help Yahiko out!"said Kenshin in Kaoru's you get the drift.
"Wah oh yeah! Sure I'll be happy to,"replied Kaoru.
"Really? Kenshin? Your gonna train with me?"asked Yahiko excitedly.
"Yeah I'll train with you,"replied Kaoru. 'Uh oh! Kenshin you idiot. He probably is going to suspect that Kenshin knows about the Kamiya Kasshin Ryu technique! Oh well Gettin it over with.'
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Ack, I hate it. What do you guys think?
