The year is 1945.
3 years ahead of time, the German scientist, Albert Einstein, went back in time to avert a tragedy that was to plunge the world into catastrophic time.
Having invented a machine that could actually bend the very fabric of the space-time continuum allowed him to displace an entire body mass from one area to another. As such, he modified this device, and, realizing it's potential, travelled back in time, to carry out an 'experiment.'
Einstein's assassination of Hitler, though successfully preventing the death of half a dozen million of Jews, resulted in a war much worse and more deadly than the previous. For the great dictator of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republicans, Josef Stalin, seeking the spread of Communism throughout the world (though much to his own benefit) began a mass invasion into Europe.
Within months, Soviet heavy tanks started to thunder from the East, moving into Poland within days, and making it Communist. Days of Armistice, long forgotten after the First great War were rekindled, as men took up arms, remembering the old fears of the spectre that was Communism.
And now, as Europe faces a great, expanding and threatening empire, the Allies hope remains in one individual…..
(after showing screens from the original red Alert, we are confronted with a picture of a very famous female commando.
Tanya.)
No. Not her !
(we then see a picture of Stavros)
Bloody hell, not that bugger !
(we then finally come to one last picture.
One very last picture. Focusing on it, and enlarged, it shows a man, grotesquely wearing underwear, with two pencils up his nose, giving the impression that he has gone mad)
Yes.
For Britain's future lies in one man.
Edmund Black Adder.
*play the merry theme of the Black Adder !*
The world awaits it's demise,
While Joe is busy with Nadia,
Edmund eyes out for the spies,
England is better off commie, yah….
Black Adder ! Black Adder !
Europe is doomed for sure !
Black Adder ! Black Adder !
Better start reading Marx !!
Oh dear ! Europe is seeing red,
As a big bear comes by as said,
Edmund charges at the red,
But, gets trampled by the tread,
Black Adder, Black Adder !
Red Alert ! Red Alert !
Black Adder ! Black Adder!
Klaxons ringing in my bloody ear !
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