"The one in the hot spring that's body looks like a prune?"asked Kaoru. (In Kenshin's body)

"Kenshin! That's not nice!"said Misao. "Oh yeah, your Kaoru. ^_^;"

Kaoru just rolled her eyes. There wasn't really a response.

"What are we standing here for?"shouted Sano. (In Megumi's body)

"I don't know, I'm kinda comfortable where I am right now,"replied Aoshi in his usual tone.

"He's getting out of the spring,"announced Kenshin. (In Kaoru's body) He was referring to the old man.

"Okay, thanks for the info Sir Ken,"said Megumi. (In Sano's body)

"Yep anytime,"replied Kenshin. (In Kaoru's body)

"Right. . ."said Kaoru. (In Kenshin's body)

"Is it me, or do you guys NOT want to switch back?!"shouted Sano while looking at the old man who was walking slowly away.

"Naw, we do. Would you be a dear and catch that old man for us?"said Megumi (in Sano's body) while yawning.

"Fine! How bout we stay like this forever!"said Sano (in Megumi's body) then sat down.

"No, how bout let's not,"replied Megumi (in Sano's body).

"Then like get your butts up and freakin catch that old man!"shouted Sano. (In Megumi's body)

"Geesh your bossy. Fine, we will,"said Kaoru. (In Kenshin's body) After that was said, they (including Misao) ran up to the old man that sold Sano the necklaces. It wasn't really hard to catch up to him considering the fact that he was kinda Old and kinda Slow.

"Hey old man! Remember me?! I'm the one that bought the necklaces from you!"screamed Sano. (In Megumi's body)

"Hey! I'm old but I'm not deaf. And I don't remember you! I remember a young man that was tall and wore a red bandana with this weird sign on his back."

"Its BAD!! That weird sign was a letter!! IT was BAD!! Geesh, can not you people fuckin read?!"screamed Sano (In Megumi's body) again.

"Okay okay, I know I know, no yelling okay sweet lil lady?"said the old man.

'Dude! This old man is a pervert!!'thought Sano. 'Ahahaha We could get along! Stupid Sano, what are you thinking?! Back to business.' "Get away! There's some personal spots that your looking at."

"Hey!! Stop looking there old man!!"shouted Megumi. (In Sano's body) 'Man! Get your dirty old eyes away from my EEK!!'

"Sano, your being disrespectful,"said Kenshin. (In Kaoru's body)

"You're the young man that bought the necklaces from me. You still owe me 6 yen,"said the old man pointing at Megumi (in Sano's body)

"That's not important! Your phony necklaces made us switch bodies!!"shouted Sano. (In Megumi's body)

The old man just stood there and chuckled. "That's my way of knowing that I'll get my money back! The necklaces make you switch bodies so you know you can't get away without paying!! Ah hahahah!! People always try to run away without paying me back seeing that I am an old man but not now! They switch bodies and ah hahaha always have to run back to me for a way to switch back! I charge an extra 20 yen to tell you how to switch back by the way."

"What? I don't get it,"said Sano (in Megumi's body) who was scratching Megumi's head.

"You dimwit, he means the necklaces make you switch bodies so you don't run away and not pay for anything that he sells!"said Kaoru then hit Sano (in Megumi's body) in the head.

"I told you that's going to make a bruise,"mumbled Megumi. (In Sano's body) and did her annoyed look.

"Oh be quiet. I said it doesn't hurt you but hurts me!!"said Sano (in Megumi's body)

"Not like I'd care. It's the mark that it leaves behind that bugs me!"snapped Megumi. (In Sano's body)

"Meanie,"mumbled Sano.

"Did you say 20 yen for a way to switch back?"asked Kenshin. (In Kaoru's body)

"Yes, well, make that 50 in this case,"replied the old man then a big grin appeared on his old wrinkly face.

"Does anyone have 50 yen?"asked Kenshin. (In Kaoru's body) No one heard him since they were bickering about their own stuff.

"((((((((DOES ANYONE HAVE 50 YEN?!))))))))),"Kenshin opened his mouth and yelled. It was really loud.

Everyone stopped with their own things and looked in their pockets for any yen. "No, I wasted my 9 yen on buying you guys the necklaces,"Sano (in Megumi's body) replied to Kenshin's loud question.

"I have um, 4 yen!"said Kaoru (in Kenshin's body). A big smile appeared on her face.

"I have 8 yen!"announced Megumi (in Sano's body)

"Misao?"said Kenshin (in Kaoru's body) turning to Misao.

"Um. .10 yen,"replied Misao.

"We have 22 yen altogether,"announced Kenshin.

"What about you Kenshin? Aren't you going to chip in some yen?!"asked Sano. (In Megumi's body)

"Easy for you to say Sano, I have 6 yen right here. Hehe so that makes 28 yen altogether,"said Kenshin going red.

"We are 22 yen short,"said Kaoru. (In Kenshin's body.)

"Don't forget the 6 yen you owe me!"said the old man while cracking up again. 'I'm making big money off these young idiots.'

"27 yen short,"said Kaoru (in Kenshin's body) in a mocking voice.

"We can go ask Lord Aoshi!"said Misao. "He's always packed with money!"

"Hahah doubt it,"said Sano. (In Megumi's body).

"I wouldn't be laughing,"mumbled Kaoru (in Kenshin's body).

When they walked over to where Aoshi was laying in the hot spring. .


"Aoshi. .can we borrow 27 yen???"asked Megumi (in Sano's body)

"No,"replied Aoshi. "Make your own money you thug."

"What?! Who are you calling a thug?!"shouted Sano (in Megumi's body)

"Aoshi. .Lord Aoshi. .pwease! May we borrow some money? About 27 yen. .?"asked Misao very sweetly and giving the puppy dog pout. Hehe

"Don't pout, you look like a dog,"said Aoshi then threw her 50 yen.

'So he does have money!'thought Sano.

"Thank you Aoshi!!"said Megumi, Kaoru, and Misao together.

"What are you thanking me for Battousai, rooster,"said Aoshi.

"Nothing, by the way, your suppose to look like a dog!!"shouted Sano while running to catch up with the others who were already running towards the old man again.

"Oh gosh,"mumbled Aoshi.

"Old man!! We have your money! Now tell us how to switch back!!"shouted Sano. (In Megumi's body)

"Hey! I told you, I'm not deaf but with you, I guess I soon will be,"said the old man then he held out his wrinkly hands so they can put the money in his hand. "Ahem. Hand it over."

"Kaoru you can do it!"said Misao then threw the yen to Kaoru (in Kenshin's body)

"No! Megumi you can do it,"said Kaoru (in Kenshin's body) then threw it to Megumi (in Sano's body)

"I do not want to!!"shouted Megumi (in Sano's body) then threw the yen to her body.

"I don't want to either!!"shouted Sano (in Megumi's body). "Wait, why are we afraid to give the yen to the old dude?"

"Don't know exactly,"replied Kaoru. (In Kenshin's body)

"Fine I'll give it to him,"said Kenshin a wee bit annoyed. He snatched the yen out of Sano's (rather Megumi's) hand then gave it to the old man.

"Finally. Its as though my hand is poisoned!"said the old man.

"Who knows, it might be,"mumbled Misao.

"Tell us how to switch back!"shouted Kaoru. (In Kenshin's body)

"Okay okay, you take the necklaces off. That's it,"replied the old man then he ran away the fastest that he could go.

"Um, I think we are idiots,"said Kaoru (in Kenshin's body)

"You think?"said Sano. (In Megumi's body)

"Well we better get this over with,"said Kaoru softly.

"Yeah,"replied Kenshin.

"Okay, one. .two. .three,"said Kaoru and they all took the necklaces off at the same time. None of them was ready to switch back truthfully.

"Are you guys back yet?"asked Misao.

"Yes, we are,"replied Kenshin this time in his own body.

"Phew,"said Misao. "We should head back shouldn't we."

"Yeah,"said Kaoru softly.

They got Aoshi and walked back to the dojo.


Kamiya Dojo


"Yahiko! We're home!"shouted Kaoru.

"Finally. .I've been waiting,"said Yahiko who popped up out of nowhere.

"Don't you scare me like that you little brat!!"screamed Kaoru.

"So KENSHIN! How was your trip?!"said Yahiko who got in front of Kaoru.

"For your info, I am not Kenshin!"shouted Kaoru. 'How did he find out?!'

"I know about your little switch!"said Yahiko.

"Yeah, um, whatever kid,"said Sano.

"Yahiko, we don't know what you are talking about. Aoshi and I are going to head back to Kyoto, bye guys!"said Misao.

"You owe me a battle Battousai,"said Aoshi then followed Misao.


When it got dark


"Man I am an idiot."said Yahiko then went to his room.

"Miss Kaoru?"said Kenshin.

"Yes Kenshin?"replied Kaoru. Kenshin and Kaoru were the only ones outside.

"I love you too,"whispered Kenshin.

"Huh?"asked Kaoru. 'MISAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Kenshin didn't reply, he just came closer. .and closer. .and. .muahz!! Gave Kaoru a very long kiss.

"Aww. .how cute. .Sano look at that! They finally. ."said Megumi.

"I enjoyed being in your body Megumi,"whispered Sano.

"Who wouldn't you big idiot,"said Megumi. .closer. .and closer. .muahs. .

There is the end to the big switch. .to all a happy lil ending. .but remember. .true love and a wacked story like this never has an ending. .