Midget Man 2 or Pharaoh Man

Whee, a sequel to "Midget Man"... let's see how popular this one gets. It's more Egypt-themed for whatever reason...


Pharaoh Man, Pharaoh Man
Goin' around with a sexy tan
With the power of darkness he rule de land
Pharaoh Man.

Now his memory is weak
He's become just a gaming geek
Savin' the world, but he's up a creek
Without an oar, Pharaoh Man.

Schizo Man, Schizo Man
Schizo Man hates Pharaoh Man
No he doesn't, yes he does
Schizo Man.

Priesty Man, Priesty Man
Priesty Man hates Pharaoh Man
Almost as much as Schizo Man
Priesty Man.

Now the table's really turned
Look at all the dough he's earned
Today we call him Rich Guy Man
'Cos he's a jerk, Priesty Man.

Midget Man, Midget Man
Always playin' second banan-a
To Pharaoh Man and Stupid Man
Midget Man.

Sad it is, he's never there
When he is it's a breath o' fresh air
"Even though" (says Rich Guy Man)
"He's a shrimpy wuss," Midget Man.

Schizo Man, Schizo Man
Schizo Man hates Midget Man
For reasons nobody understands
Schizo Man.

Danana na danana na danana dut dut dunanuna dut dut dunanuna dat dut dut.


^_^ The ten-minute crap doodles of the songwriting world... gotta love 'em!

(o^.^o) The Artist Formerly Known As Ed (and now known as Taffy)