Welcome back everyone. Now when we last left our psychotic morons they……
Crystal: Hey! Dragonia!
Dragonia: What?
Crystal: Huh? Wait a minute, who said that?
Dragonia: You mean our new narrator?
Everyone- What?
Dragonia: I got us a narrator.
Penny: Why?
Amber: Oh….pretty fire………Owch……fire hurts…..
Dragonia: That's why. With a narrator I have more time to keep an eye on her.
Amber: What does beware of dog mean?
Everyone: ……..
Amber: Cheese only attacks…..
Dragonia: When you sleep on a plate of beans, yea yea we know.
Amber: Know what?
Dragonia: Shut up. Narrator I'm not paying you for nothing.
N: Your paying me?
Dragonia: huh, what, who ever said you were getting paid?
N: You.
Dragonia: When?
Crystal: Are you sure Ambers your Yami and not your twin?
Dragonia: * death glare at Crystal*
Crystal: Yikes!
Dragonia: SOME ONE START THE STORY!!!!!!!
A/N- just so you know, when you see something between two lines like these
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Bla bla bla
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that's the narrator talking. Ok on to the story.
Disclaimer: Nothing……..I think…….wait……nope…….. I own nothing.
Ch.2 Where to first
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N- Like I was saying before, when we last left everyone dragonia had just picked a name and now the others were waiting for her to tell them who would be the first to pick.
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Ruby- Well?
Dragonia- * staring at name* uh……..
Jade- WHO PICKS WHO PICKS………
Dragonia- uh…….
Crystal- Spit it out!
Dragonia- Huh, …………oh.
Everyone- WELL!?
Dragonia- Of all people, the first to pick is………..Amber.
Everyone- O.O
Amber- * standing on head* Wow…….I feel dizzy…..
Ruby- How long have you been like that?
Amber- Um, I forgot.
Dragonia- Well Amber you get to pick first.
Amber- Pick what?
Penny- The first place we go.
Amber- Your going somewhere?
Crystal- For crying out loud, it was your stupid idea to begin with!
Amber- What was?
Everyone- -_-;;
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N- After about 1 hour of explaining about 16 times Amber finally understood what they were talking about.
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Amber- We get to go to a different would and throw monkeys at bald people?
Everyone- -_-;;;;
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N- Maybe not.
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Dragonia- Ok lets make this simple, Amber just pick one place that you have always wanted to go.
Amber- Ok, I want to go to the 18 dimension and throw bald people at monkeys.
Everyone- -_-;;;;;;;
Ruby- I thought you wanted to throw monkeys at bald people.
Amber- What?
Penny- Don't confuse her more.
Crystal- I think its to late for that.
Dragonia- ………Amber…..
Amber- Yes?
Dragonia- WHOULD YOU JUST PICK A %$&%^&^%$&#@$@%$^%$^%$^%$#%$#@@%$ GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone- O.O
Crystal- Couldn't have said it any better my self.
Amber- I'm scared now.
Penny- Same here.
Ruby- Ditto.
Jade- I WANT TO PLAY…………
Dragonia- AMBER!!!!!!!!!!
Amber- AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! SSBM!!!!!!!!!!! * runs into corner to hid*
Dragonia- That's better.
Crystal- Why did she have to pick that game?
Dragonia- Think of it this way, now you get a chance to torture Ness, Peach, The Ice Climber, C-Falcon, and whoever else you want.
Crystal- Really……….What about?
Dragonia- Touch Link and Die!!!!!!
Crystal- Yikes, ok ok sorry I asked.
Dragonia- Same for Zelda.
Penny- Why?
Dragonia- Because Zeldas cool. You can kill Ganondorf if you want.
Ruby- NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone but Ruby- o.O
Ruby- DON'T ANYONE DARE TOUCH MY GANONDORF!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone but Ruby- O.O
Ruby- * breathing heavily*
Dragonia- Uh, Ruby, now just calm down.
Penny- Can we get going now.
Dragonia- Yea, alright.
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N- So the morons were somehow teleported to the world of the SSBM game. How they got there, who knows.
Dragonia- I know.
N- Fine then, how did you guys get there?
Dragonia- I used my almighty powers of the Authoress. Mwahahahahahahahaha……..
N- Lay off the sugar.
Dragonia- 50 pounds a day is not that much.
N- o.O
dragonia- Shut up!
N- Anyways back to the story……….
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Ruby- Where are we?
Dragonia- Duh, we're in the game world.
Jade- Really?
Dragonia- Yes.
Penny- Really?
Dragonia- Yes!
Ruby- Really?
Dragonia- Yes!!!!
Crystal- Really? * Grining*
Dragonia- YES!!
Amber- Really?
Dragonia- FOR THE LAST &^*&%$# TIME YES!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone- o.O
Penny- Potty mouth.
Dragonia- Shut up.
Jade- HEY LOOK! * points to Ness walking not to far infront of them*
Crystal- * death glares Ness* so we finally meet you little annoying brat.
Dragonia- Crystal you do know he cant hear you from over here.
Crystal- Well in that case. * runs off twords Ness* DIE YOU LITTLE PEST DIE!!!!
Ness- Oh man, this has to be the 8 time today someones tried to kill me. * uses PK fire on Crystals lots and I mean lots of times*
Crystal- * twitching on ground* Oww……..
Dragonia, Penny, Ruby- * rolling on the ground laughing their !#^&# off*
Jade, and Amber- * staring off into space, oookkkkk……o.O*
Ness- I'm out of here. * runs off to who know were*
Crystal- We will meet again!!!!!!!!
Dragonia- This is going to be a long day. Huh, I wonder were Link is?
N: And that's it for today.
Dragonia: You only narrate the story, the end things are mine!
N: Fine.
Dragonia: Anyways, that's all for today.
N: That's what I said.
Dragonia: Yea but only I get to say this, Stories over so now Please for the love of Ra review.
Everyone: o.O
Dragonia: What?
Crystal: For the love of Ra?
Dragonia: I'm a Yu-Gi-Oh fan and an Egyptian freak, what'd you expect?
Crystal: Never mind.
Dragonia: Please review.^_^
