Author's Note: Drabble for the LJ random_hundreds challenge. Subject: combine Willow (from Buffy the Vampire Slayer) with Arwen (from Lord of the Rings[the movie, not the book]). I actually got the chance to put a lot of detail into this one. :P

Sage Advice

By Trisana McGraw

Willow pursed her lips, making her eyebrows draw together. "You can't wait for Aragorn to come back." She shook her head, sending shoulder-length hair flying. "I tried — twice — and it never worked out. First, I had a crush on my friend, but he never noticed; in fact, he fell for girls the opposite of me. As far as I know, I'm only his friend.

"Then my boyfriend left" — Willow looked slightly teary — "I moped over him, but eventually I got on with my life."

"What did you do?" Arwen asked, fascinated.

Willow beamed. "I found out I was gay."

"Oh."