Remus' white room tm

Author: Remus/Minnie

Disclaimer: "Remus' white room" tm is a trademark of Minnie Productions and Stuff. Any similarity with some already existing show or fanfic is not conscious. Any characters from Harry Potter belongs to J.K. (Joanne Kathleen) Rowling, used with permission from my Author's Licensetm. Any songs or CD:s by any singer or group recognizable is owned by them, used with permission from my Author's Licensetm. If you quote anything from this story, you have to name the source you got the quote from, which means "Remus' white room"tm. © Minnie Productions and Stuff. Any unauthorized copying, hiring, lending, borrowing or stealing (of ideas etc. etc.) is prohibited.

M/N: Well, what can I say? What do you think of my disclaimer, btw? ^_~! This is the second chapter based on an idea that is the result of staying awake from Saturday 11:35am to Sunday 02:30am... Hope you'll enjoy it! Read, and please, do review afterwards!

Rating: G – PG13

Chapter: 2 (two)

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"Gilderoy Lockhart!!!"

Remus' voice could barely be heard over Minnie agonized scream. Gilderoy Lockhart stood in the middle of the white room, looking around. Minnie sank to the ground, as if her legs couldn't bear her anymore. She put her arms around her head, before she suddenly looked up.

"Why? /Why/ are you doing like this?! How can you /do/ this to me?!"

Remus chuckled evilly.

"It's very simple, my dear Minnie. I just have to type it in. You're playing after my rules, you know. I'm the one who controls what's going to happen, but you can still react as you want. I felt it wouldn't be fun if I left you no choices at all, it would be to cruel..."

"This is the cruellest of all cruelty! To put me here with Gilderoy Lockhart, that self-centred, dreadful, repulsive, terrible, sick, egoistical... man!"

Remus started to laugh, and Minnie rubbed her temples. Gilderoy sat down in one of the armchairs, still looking around in the room.

"Well, Minnie, Gilderoy, enjoy your time together, 'cause soon you will get a new friend in here! Hasta la vista!"

Minnie sighed, and got up on her feet. She glared at Gilderoy, before she walked over to the refrigerator at the other side of the room. She opened it, and looked inside.

"White chocolate... whipping cream, eww... milk... Why is everything white in here?"

"Because you haven't figured that you can still use your Authors License! Or, more exactly, you can partially use it, to get food for example, or change clothes... but you can't, and then I mean can't, get out of here in anyway!"

Remus sniggered, as Minnie started to curse him, and she did not use any word appropriate for reciting here... Well, anyways, when she was finished, she went over to one of the armchairs, and sat down in it. She sighed.

"Remus?"

"Yes, m'dear?"

"Can't you at least be such a nice werewolf that you bring at least one more person in here? Pweese?"

"Well, I guess that it wouldn't be fully impossible... What do you say about... this?"

At his words, there was a crashing noise behind Gilderoy and Minnie, and they both turned towards it. It came from one of the closets (the West Closet as it came to be called), and in front of their eyes, the doors to the closet banged open, and out stumbled...

"Our very own Lucius Malfoy!"

And it sure was. Lucius Malfoy himself stood in front of them, just staring at everything around him.

"And were am I?" he asked confounded.

"You're in my white room!"

"And... you are...?"

"Remus Lupin, at your service! And now, Lucius, let's introduce you to your room-mates!"

Now Lucius spotted the two persons sitting in the armchairs, staring at him.

"This is Gilderoy Lockhart, and Minnie! Go on and play now, my beloved ones! I'll be back soon!"

The echo of his voice faded gradually, till it was all gone. Lucius once again looked at the persons opposite of him. The man seemed plainly interested and a bit surprised, while the girl seemed to be utterly scared. He walked towards them, and sat down in the empty armchair between them. The man reached out his hand to greet him.

"Gilderoy Lockhart, nice to meet you! I suppose you've read my books?"

"Oh, you're the dork from Flourish and Blotts? Well, nice to meet you too!" Lucius said with a wry smile.

Gilderoy seemed to miss the sarcasm in his voice, or maybe he just chose to ignore it. Lucius turned to Minnie, who stared at him in fear.

"Ahem... What's you're name, young lady?"

"M-Minnie... Y-you are Lucius M-Malfoy, no?" Minnie stuttered.

"Well, yes, I am... Why are you looking so terrified?"

But Minnie didn't answer this. Instead, she flew up from the armchair, and ran to hide under one of the sofas. Lucius stared at her, before shrugging and returning to look around.

In Minnie's kitchen, in front of the computer, sat Remus Lupin, sneering to himself. He looked at the screen, where he could see a window, showing the room and what was happening there, and a text window, where he could type in whatever he wanted to happen. The mirthful thing was, that he could make the persons in the room do what he wanted, or let them decide for themselves.

*Heehee,* he thought to himself, *this was even more amusing that I first thought! And I've planned for a long time forth...*

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So, what are your thoughts? Plz write them in your review, constructive criticism welcome. Do you have any favourite quotes yet? If so, include them too! I would be pleased, and it would light up my day a little!

                                                                                           //Minnie... *mumbles* and Remus