This installment is actually a part of a single, long as chapter, which I didn't put up all at once because that would probably kill the reader. Yeah, I hope you like the fic, and I don't own anything.
Yugi, Anzu, Jounouchi, and Honda were hanging out in the card shop, as usual, talking about this and that when lil' Mokuba came running into the room.
Mokuba: Guy's! It's awful!
Honda: What happened Mokuba?!
Yugi: Did Kaiba get stuck in some alternate dimension again?!
Mokuba: No, it's even worse! Seto's stuck in a tree!
Anzu: Eegad! We must help him!
The group then goes out, gets. Kaiba out of the tree, and all's peachy. The next day...
Mokuba: Guy's! It's awful!
Honda: What happened Mokuba?!
Yugi: Did Kaiba get stuck in some tree again?!
Mokuba: No, it's even worse! Seto's stuck in a well!
Anzu: Eegad! We must help him!
They save him again. Next day...
Mokuba: Guy's! It's awful!
Honda: What happened Mokuba?!
Yugi: Did Kaiba get stuck in some well again?!
Mokuba: No, it's even worse! Seto's stuck in a trash can!
Anzu: Eegad! We must help him!
Save him again. Next day.
Mokuba: Guy's! It's awful!
Honda: What happened Mokuba?!
Yugi: Did Kaiba get stuck in some trash can again?!
Mokuba: No, it's even worse! Seto's stuck in a refridgerator box!
Anzu: Eegad! We must help him!
Save him again. Next day.
Mokuba: Guy's! It's awful!
Everybody else: *just glares at him*
Mokuba: ....
Honda: He's stuck in something again... isn't he...
Mokuba: Er.. yah, sorry bout that.
Yugi: *sigh* What is it this time?
Mokuba: His foot got stuck to a gum wad in the middle freeway.
Anzu: Why was he walking in the middle of the free way?
Mokuba: *shrugs* I dunno.
Jounouchi: Could we just leave him there? My tummy's burbling and I want food!
Mokuba: Okay!
Instead of saving Kaiba again, they did what any normal people would do.... make pizza out of news papers and shoe laces (they're on a tight budget ^_^).
Honda: Ah man that was good!
Jounouchi: I haven't had anything that nummy since Yugi's 'cardboard taco' night!
Yugi: *humbly* Well, I do try.
Anzu: What did you think of it Mokuba? I bet that none of your fancy chefs would have been able to out do Yugi's cooking!
Mokuba: My tummy hurts!!! I think I'm gonna die!
Everybody else: ???
Yugi: Oh! it's time for morning cartoons! *turns on TV*
News Broadcast guy: Please excuse the interuption of your shows for this special live report. Seto Kaiba was found dead this morning in the middle of the 666 freeway. He had been hit by a school bus at around 7:20 AM, and had been reported to have not even attempted to dodge the locomotive. Removing the corpse had been a trifle difficult due to the fact that his left shoe had been stuck to a wad of gum.
Jounouchi: .... I can't believe he didn't take his shoe off.
Yugi: *turns off TV* Gee, who woulda thought he'd die...
Mokuba: My big brother's dead... then... that means that... there's no reason... for me... to... go-
Honda: Okay, stop with the pauses and say your line.
Mokuba: Can't you see I'm trying to say that I'm gonna commit suicide?!
Honda: *cheery* Oh, well why didn't you say so? *hands Mokuba a butter knife*
Mokuba: ... Don't you guys have anything sharper?
Jounouchi: Oh, I see. Our knives aren't good enough for you, is that it? Well, sorry if we're not rich like you and don't have the luxury of sharp objects! We offer you the best that we have, and what do you do? You treat it like garbage!
Yugi: Now, now Jou. Calm down.
Mokuba: Can't I at least just break one of the window's and use the glass shards?
Yugi: What windows?
Mokuba: You know.. the windows, like the one right here. *attempts to put hand on window, but it goes right through* ..... Why do you have large holes in your walls that closely resemble windows?
Yugi: So people can see what's inside the store?
Anzu: Also, if you feel the wall, you'll find that it's not actually wood, but big sheet of semi solid paper.
Mokuba: Oh *taps wall* Sure enough.
Honda: And, if you check out our uniforms, they're not actually cloth, but a bunch leaves held together with snot.
Yugi: My grandpa saved up for a whole year to buy spray paints so they'd look the right colors. *beams with pride*
Mokuba: Oh... okay. The butterknife will do. *sawing his wrist with butterknife*
Jounouchi: You having a little trouble there?
Mokuba: Don't distract me, I think I've almost broken through the skin!
Honda: I've got an even better and faster way to kill yourself!
Mokuba: Yah, like what?
Honda: It's simple. Just stand right there. *picks up Yugi* OK, don't move. *stabs Mokuba with Yugi's hair*
Mokuba: *dies*
Yugi: Oh no! My hair's all icky. Now I'm gonna have to wash it.
Anzu: Well, you'd have to wash it someday, right?
Yugi: Well yah, but I hadn't washed it for a year now so that I wouldn't have to worry about washing the gel out. How am I supposed to get more gel?
Anzu: Can't you use water?
Yugi: No, too expensive.
Jounouchi: I know! We can use spit!
Honda: We could, but how are we gonna get enough to scour Yugi's big old mob of hair?
Jounouchi: We could get donations from passersby!
Yugi: That's a great idea!
Jounouchi: The only problem now is finding a bowl to gather it all in.
Honda: Hey, why don't we go to our well-to-do friend Bakura, and see if he has one.
Yugi and the other's then go over to Bakura's place to see if he might offer them a bowl.
I'll put up another section later, depending on the reviews.
