Remus' white room tm
Author: Remus/Minnie
Disclaimer: "Remus' white room" tm is a trademark of Minnie Productions and Stuff. Any similarity with some already existing show or fanfic is not conscious. Any characters from Harry Potter belongs to J.K. (Joanne Kathleen) Rowling, used with permission from my Author's Licensetm. Any songs or CD:s by any singer or group recognizable is owned by them, used with permission from my Author's Licensetm. If you quote anything from this story, you have to name the source you got the quote from, which means "Remus' white room"tm. © Minnie Productions and Stuff. Any unauthorized copying, hiring, lending, borrowing or stealing (of ideas etc. etc.) is prohibited.
M/N: Well, what can I say? What do you think of my disclaimer, btw? ~_^! This is the third chapter based on an idea that is the result of staying awake from Saturday 11:35am to Sunday 02:30am... Hope you'll enjoy it! Read, and please, do review afterwards! Umm... should I start saying something else here, you think?
Rating: G – PG13
Chapter: 3 (three)
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The now three persons in the white room had finally gotten used to be there. Minnie and Gilderoy had been there for a week, and the same for Lucius. Minnie still was afraid of Lucius, and he enjoyed scaring her every now and then when he was too bored. Remus hadn't been talking to them all this week, and they had almost forgotten about him when he suddenly made them all jump high as he announced:
"Hello, dearies! Today is the official..." He made a pause for effect. "...Caramel Apples Day!"
Lucius blinked. Minnie froze at the spot. Gilderoy frowned.
"Hello? Remus to the room, Remus too the room! Do I make any connection?"
"Caramel..." Minnie said slowly.
"...Apples..." Gilderoy continued, just as slow as Minnie.
"...Day?" Lucius finished, and guess what, he talked slowly too!
"Yes, exactly! Caramel Apples Day! Today, you will get ten caramel apples each, and also, the refrigerator of yours will be filled with a lifelong supply of caramel apples!" Remus exclaimed cheerily.
The three persons in the room looked totally blank. Remus sighed.
"Umm... whee?" Minnie tried.
Suddenly, a mountain of caramel apples appeared on the table in the middle of the room.
"Thought it was better to give you more than ten each, you may like them! Have fun!"
Remus voice faded away. Lucius walked over the now combined table/apple mountain, and picked up an apple. He studied it, and threw it up and down for a while. Gilderoy and Minnie watched him with stunned expressions on their faces. After a couple of minutes throwing the apple, Lucius weighed it in his hand.
"Well?" Gilderoy asked expectantly.
Lucius frowned, and narrowed his eyes. So he nodded.
"It is an apple."
A simple statement. Minnie screamed, and Gilderoy fainted.
In Minnie's kitchen, Remus' was watching his victims, and sweatdropped.
"Is it a bug in this program? Or why do everyone that comes into the room act like they're patients at a mental hospital? Must fix that... someday... soon... when I've let them out..."
He wrote in a new command in the text window, and then sank deep down in thoughts and plans, and did not bother to watch what happened in the room.
"Apple! It's an apple!"
Minnie ran around like a maniac in the room, while Lucius continued to examine all the apples, one by one, every now and then saying "It is an apple.", and Gilderoy just sat in one of the armchairs, staring out into thin air and blinking. Then all three of them stopped, as if they were set in stone.
"Did you hear that?" Lucius asked, and dropped the apple he was holding.
"Yeah... What was it?" Minnie whispered in a scared voice (M/N: Seen "Blair Witch Project"? That scared voice.).
"Sounded like it came from over there..." Gilderoy whispered. "Should we go examine it?"
"Okay." Lucius said.
The three of them formed a line, and then slowly walked up towards the other end of the room, and the refrigerator. As they reached it, the stopped, and looked around. Suddenly Gilderoy pointed to something next to it.
"Look! It's... It's a body!"
The three of them screamed, and jumped high in the air. Minnie swallowed, and stretched out to poke the body.
"Ouch!" a muffled voice said.
Minnie threw herself backwards and hid under one of the armchairs.
"It talks! It talks!" she screamed hysterically.
The body untangled, and a pale-faced boy with blond hair stood up and brushed his clothes off.
"Of course I talk! What were you expecting? A dead body, or what?"
"Well, yeah!"
"And why, if I may ask?"
Minnie got up again, and walked over to the boy.
"Well, it looked like a dead body! You din't move, and dead bodies doesn't move either!"
"And because of that, you supposed I was dead?"
"Yeah!"
"Well, /thank/ you!"
"Draco Malfoy!"
Minnie and the boy... or, well, Draco (as you probably already figured out) turned their heads towards the source of the voice. Draco's jaw dropped open.
"Dad! What are you doing here? What am I doing here?!"
Lucius trod up to them.
"Don't ask me, but I'm wondering what you're doing talking with a mudblood..."
"She's a mudblood?!"
"I'm a /mudblood/?!"
Minnie's eyes suddenly got a piercing look, and she began to breathe heavily. Lucius looked anxiously at her, and gave her a nervous smile.
"Eehm.. I didn't mean that, you know... I.. just wanted to remind Draco to watch who he's speaking with!"
Minnie walked closer to Lucius and put a finger on his rib cage. Her eyes flashed with anger as she whispered:
"I'm not just any 'mudblood', mister. I am an author, and I've got Author's Licence. How would /you/ like to be stuck into a slash fic, huh?"
"S-slash fic?" Lucius gulped.
"Yes, a slash fic. You know, male/male relationship? I put you somewhere with another man, and this man has affectionate feelings for you? I can force you to anything with my pen, y'know...!" Minnie hissed through clenched teeth.
"Now, don't do anything hasty, I'm sure we can clear this out someway..." Lucius said while backing away from Minnie.
"DIE!"
Lucius began to run to escape Minnie's rage. The two of them ran around in the room, jumped over chairs, crept under them as well. Draco and Gilderoy just watched them, sitting cross-legged on the fluffy floor.
"Five galleons on Minnie. " Draco said.
"I bet your dad's going to make it alive." Gilderoy replied.
Just then Lucius took cover inside the North Closet, and locked the door. Minnie kicked the locked door, cursing Lucius with every bad word there is. Draco pouted and searched his pocket for five galleons and gave them to Gilderoy. Gilderoy whistled contently as he walked over to the fridge and pick out an apple. Carmel apple, that is.
Remus yawned widely and stretched his arm up in the air. So he let them fall down again and smiled.
"I think it's time to go to bed now... They've had their share of terror for today, and I've had my share of amusement." He waved at the window showing the room, although they couldn't see him. "Good bye, sweethearts. See you tomorrow..."
And with that he shut down the program and turned of the computer, before walking out of the kitchen.
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Ta-daa! It's THE END! ...For this chapter, that is. What do you think? Isn't it exciting? What will happen now? To get to know, stay tuned for the next episode of... Remus' white room! © Minnie Productions and Stuff
Namaarië,
Minerva~
