Yep, the newest chapter to this story, and it's sad cuz I'm not getting many reviews for it. Still, it's fun for me to write and gives me something to do, so I don't mind.
Bakura: *opens door* Hello?
Anzu: Hey Bakura! Would you mind giving us a portion of your spit?
Bakura: E-excuse me?
Honda: ANZU YOU IDIOT!
Jounouchi: Don't mind her. We actually came for a bowl, even though a spit donation would be also most acceptable...
Bakura: I'll get you a bowl and all, but I'd prefer to keep all of my bodily fluids too myself.
Jounouchi: Fine! Be greedy!
Bakura leaves and then comes back with a bowl.
Yugi: Thank you sooo much. If you wouldn't mind, though, would you spit in it for me PLEASE?! *big puppy dog eyes*
Yami Bakura: I am no longer Bakura, but the soul who possesses his body! *turns his head around 180 degrees and barfs*
Honda: Oh good! That's perfect! Now if you could aim just a bit more towards the bowl, we'd be much obliged.
Yami Yugi: NO!
Yugi: What's wrong with you?
Yami Yugi: Don't you dare put that crap in my hair!
Yugi: But it's MY hair.
Yami Yugi: Yah, but we share the same body, so therefore everything that belongs to you also belongs to me!
Yugi: This sucks.
Yami Yugi: Get used to it.
Bakura: Why is Yugi talking to himself?
Yami Bakura: I didn't give you permission to speak!
Bakura: I'm sorry.
Yami Bakura: Shut up!
Everybody else: *sweatdrop*
Jounouchi: This is so not fair. Why do Yugi and Bakura get to be possessed and not me?
Honda: Racism?
Jounouchi: Probably...
Yugi: Thank you for contributing your vomit. I never tried dying my hair green before.
Suddenly, Yami Yugi appears from out of nowhere, and stood right next to normal Yugi.
Yugi: How'd you and me get separated from the same body?
Yami Yugi: by combining my powers with the will of not having spew get poured on my head, I was able to separate our souls and make us two separate beings.
Yugi: Oh.
Yami Yugi: Bakura, could I borrow some hair gel.
Bakura: Sure.
Yami Bakura: You may certainly not!
Yugi: Actually, I need to borrow your sink. Would that be okay?
Bakura: Yah.
Yami Bakura: Fine.
Yugi: Yay! *runs inside house*
Yami Yugi: Okay, I won't need the hair gel after all.
Yami Bakura: Give me your millenium puzzle!
Yami Yugi: Give me your millnium ring!
Yami Bakura: ......
Yami Yugi: ......
Mai comes down the corner in her new car.
Mai: Hey, guys, I'm going to the mall. Wanna come?
Everbody but Yugi and Anzu: Okay!
Anzu: I don't know, guys. Shouldn't we wait for Yugi to finish his hair?
Jounouchi: Oh come on! That'll take forever.
Bakura: Hey, spirit, would it be okay if we separated, just for today?
Yami Bakura: Oh fine.
They separate.
Bakura: Thank you... er...
Yami Bakura: Just call me Ryou.
Bakura: Okay Rio!
Ryou: Ryou.
Bakura: That's what I said.
Ryou: No you didn't. You said Rio, not Ryou.
Bakura: Let me try again... Ryo?
Ryou: Ryou.
Bakura: Riyou?
Ryou: Ryou! How hard can that be?!
Bakura: Sorry Ryou...
Ryou: Good boy.
Anyway, everybody but Anzu and Yugi go to the mall with Mai. The first stop they hit, of course, is the arcade.
Yami: What are we supposed to do here?
Jounouchi: Play a video game.
Ryou: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Honda: What's wrong?
Ryou: *pointing to arcade game* The guy behind the glass moved!
Yami: No way!
Honda: Um, it's a video game. It supposed to move.
Ryou: I'm going to try to make contact with these lifeforms. *to arcade game* Hello, can you hear me? I am Ryou. I look so much bigger than you because I am a God, whom you must bow down to and worship!
Yami: Yah, and I am a god who you must worship, too.
Ryou: No, I was their god way before you were their god. They only worship me!
Yami: Can I be vice-god?
Ryou: .... fine. *to archade game* This is vice-god Yami. You are to worship him for 1 minute a day. For the other 23 hours and 59 minutes of your miserable lives, you are to spend time paying me homage.
Mai: Why are you two talking to a video game?
Yami: So that we can have followers who will do our bidding.
Mai: You do realize that the characters aren't even real and can't hear you, right?
Ryou: YOU SPEAK LIES!!!
Yami: You want the people behind the glass all to yourself!
Mai: Nah, seriously.
Honda: Hey, Rio! Want to do the dance machine thing? Bet I'll beat you so bad your grandkiddies will be feeling it!
Ryou: My name is Ryou, and no, I don't want to dance. I want to take over the world.
Yami: I'll play your game, Honda, but if I win, you must do everything I tell you for the rest of your life.
Honda: I don't want to play against you. I want to play against Ryou.
Yami: *crushed* Oh...
Ryou: *screaming at video game* HOW DARE YOU IGNORE ME, YOUR GOD!!! I WILL PUT A POX ON THEE, OH HORRID WRETCHES!! NAN BAN THAI KIYOU COM KOUBA!!!
(A/N: If whatever his curse is translates into another language as totally offensive, I'm sorry. I don't know what I'm doing.)
Just then, the video game blows up.
Jounouchi: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Ryou: Putting an end to their ignorant lives.
Honda: Reo. Dance. Now.
Ryou: Ryou. Shut. Up.
Honda: Hey, don't steal my sentence structure!
Ryou: I'm a thief. I'm supposed to steal stuff.
Honda: DANCE WITH ME!!!
Ryou: Why?
Honda: Because I want to shake my groove thang! *does disco pose*
Ryou: That's the most disturbing thing I've ever seen.
Mai: Okay, we've been here enough. Let's go shopping for clothes!
Honda: B-but-
Ryou: Good. Bring me to your rooms of clothes full of people. I will display my awesome powers and all will bow before me!
Yami: Me too!
Ryou: *grumble* ...fine... *grumble*
Jounouchi: *whine* I don't want to shop for clothes! I wanna go home!
Mai: What if I told you that the shop we're going to is Victoria Secrets?
Jounouchi: *giddy* Well what are we waiting for? Let's go shopping!
Honda: sniff I didn't get to dance...
Ryou: Oh shut up.
Yeah, next chapter gets even more random and weird. Shopping, dirty adult stores, and druggies… nuff said. Till then though, review.
