They then went to a shop.
Yami: Why are we at Macy's?
Jounouchi: This so isn't Victoria's Secret.
Mai: No, you're joking.
Honda: Oh, the dresses are so pretty.
Ryou: *to lady at perfume counter* No, I don't want to try your perfume samples. What I want is you to start groveling at my feet.
Yami: Oh no! At this rate, he'll get more followers than me!
Jounouchi: What's going on?
Yami: Jou, do you worship the ground I walk on?
Jounouchi: Um... sure, why not? What have I got to lose, eh?
Yami: YES!!! *to Ryou* IN YOUR FACE!!!
Ryou: That's so not cool. *to perfume lady* Ick! Keep that pem pem away from me!
Mai: Pem pem?
Ryou: .... perfume... *mutter*
Honda: Hey, Jou, you okay? You lookin kinda funny.
Jounouchi: I am no longer only Jou, but I am Mokuba as well!
Honda: Okay, people, who gave Jou a syringe?
Yami: Oh, I may have absent mindedly handed him one earlier. Why?
Honda: Ah crap. Now we've got a drugged up Mokuba wanna be running rampant in Macy's.
Jounouchi: No, no, no. Let me put this in words you can understand. I am Jou, but my body is being infested by the soul of Mokuba.
Honda: ... You shot up real good, didn't ya?
Jounouchi: Okay, I'll put this in even simpler words, and if you don't understand this, then you obviously lack a brain. I AM POSSESSED BY MOKUBA!!!
Honda: Wha???
Jounouchi: Grrr... you're so stupid!
Honda: *in funky voice* Mokuba, is that you?
Jounouchi: *high pitched voice* Big Brother!!
Mai: Don't tell me, Kaiba and Mokuba possessed Jounouchi and Honda.
Yami: Sure does seem that way.
Ryou: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yami: No, it can't be!
Ryou: Oh, yes it is! I too have a follower!
Shoe clerk: Hail Lord Rio!
Ryou: For pronouncing my name wrong, you will not eat for a week.
Shoe clerk: .......
Honda: Yugi, you must duel with me! *hand gets stuck between two cabinets* Ah crap, not again!
Jounouchi: Big brother, you should be more careful. Should I go for help?
Honda: Oh, go for help? That's what you said you'd do last time, but instead you left me for dead! Do you know what it's like, being hit by a school bus, and the last thing you see in your final moments of life are the little nerdy brats with their pocket protectors and their fingers crammed up their noses?! DO YOU?!
Jounouchi: Atleast you didn't get stabbed with hair!
Speaking of which, let's go to Yugi, and see how his jell less existance has been.
Yugi: *writing on a big poster board* Almost... ah, done!
Anzu: Are you sure that it'll work?
Yugi: Sure! I've invited everybody in the world to spit at me! Rich people love to spit at poor people, so I don't think that there's any place where this plan could go wrong.
Anzu: Okay....
On street corner.
Keith: *reading sign* 'Will work for spit'... My, the king of games has reached all new heights of greatness.
Yugi: Please help me! In order to uphold my multi colored locks, I must have some type of substanse to hold them up. It just so happens that spits real cheap.
Keith: Well then, anything for a noble cause. *hocks a big loogie into the bowl*
Yugi: Thankie kindly!
Anzu: Ew, that's gross! I think I'm going to puke.
Yugi: In the bowl please.
Back at the mall.
Bakura: Could we go to Bath and Body Works? Please?!
Ryou: What are you, a woman?
Bakura: No. I'm just a very sensitive soul.
Jounouchi: Yay! I love that store!
Honda: No, Mokuba! Run from the path of horrid girly wiles and come back to the light of manliness!
Jounouchi: *the real Jou* I don't wanna be possessed anymore! It sucks!
Mokuba Jou: Well I don't wanna be dead anymore, but I am, so shut up!
Jounouchi: You were the one who wanted to commit suicide!
Mokuba Jou: Yah, well you said earlier that you wanted to be possessed!
Jounouchi: Could we just separate like Bakura and .... what's his name did?
Ryou: *begins to mutter many profanities under his breath*
Mokuba Jou: Okay.
Kaiba Honda: I think I will, too. This guy's too ugly to host my sexy soul!
Honda: Hey! I'll have you know that the cafeteria ladies find me to be way sexy!
Kaiba Honda: .....
The souls separate from their hosts.
Mokuba: I'm normal again!
Kaiba: And I stuck in stuff again... ARGH!
Mokuba: ... Your coat's stuck in a door...
Kaiba: Yah, and somebody locked the door.
Ryou: Bow before me and sell me your soul! Then I'll free you from your wretched bondage.
Jounouchi: If I were you, I'd just take off the jacket.
Kaiba: It's a trenchcoat, and no, I will not take it off for it is mine, and I will not abandon my possessions... I'm not selling my soul, either.
Ryou: Fine, you can just be stuck in a mall door for all eternity.
Kaiba: Shut up, you kaka poopoo!
Honda: I can get him out! *rips trenchcoat out of door* All better!
Kaiba: !!! YOU RUINED MY TRENCHCOAT!!! *looks at the now frayed ends in horror*
Honda: Oh just put on some wax and it'll be good as new.
Kaiba: What do you think it is, a car?
Honda: *nods happily*
Bakura: *hyperventalating* Bath and Body Works. Now. Please. Please! PLEASE!!!
Mai: See, I'm glad that at least one of you has the heart of a true shopper.
Bakura: Yes, for this journey through glass tinted doors has been marred into my soul, for as long as a chair is still a chair, I will forever be-
Kaiba: A fem. Let's get it over with.
Bakura: That wasn't very nice.
Kaiba: Shut up.
Bakura: *pout*
Mokuba: Big brother, stop being mean!
Kaiba: I'll give you a candy bar if you kick him in the shin!
Mokuba: Okay! *kicks Bakura*
Bakura: I'm so unloved.
Ryou: *evily* How does it feel to be hated and not have your many fangirls running to your aid?
Bakura: It hurts... It really hurts... *clings onto Ryou and starts bawling*
Yami: Oh my goodness! You've hurt poor innocent Bakura!
Ryou: No I didn't. I just said stuff in a dark, evil manner.
Yami: Oh... *smacks Bakura across the face* Stop whining!
Bakura: *sits down and puts his head to his knees, crying*
At this time, many fangirls begin to reach at their monitors with agony, feeling very hurt and sorry for the cute lil' bugger.
Honda: Oh, doesn't the body works shop have all of those nifty fruit sprays?
Jounouchi: Oh yah! Those things are so cool! They smell like a field full of wild flowers.
Honda: With a hint of lemon.
Jounouchi and Honda: *begin to giggle like school girls*
Yami: I've never seen such a liquid that produces such manifestations of odors.
Ryou: They smell like pez.
Yami: I have a pez dispenser. *smile* It has Fred Flinstone on top!
Ryou: Yah, well mine has Dino so it's cooler!
Yami: Nuh uh!
Ryou: Yuh huh!
Kaiba: Will you two shut up?
Yami: Yes.
Ryou: No.
Yami: Maybe.
Ryou: I don't know.
Yami: Can you repeat the question?
Yami and Ryou: *singing* You're not the boss of me, no. You're not the boss of me, no. You're not the boss of me, no. And you're not so big!
Kaiba: ... That's just a tad disturbing. Just thought you should know.
They finally make it to Bath and Body Works.
Mai: Oh good, now I can finally get that lotion I wanted.
Jounouchi: Wait a second.
Honda: You have money!
Jounouchi and Honda: !!!! *jump Mai and steal her money*
Ryou: .... Kaiba's rich, so he must have bundles of cash, too... GET THE RICH BOY!!!
Kaiba: *sweat drop*
Yami: GEEYAAAHH!!! *jumps on Kaiba and bites him in the knee cap*
Kaiba: OWIE!
By this time, Honda, Jounouchi, and Ryou have also tackled Kaiba and were ripping through his clothes for his wallet.
Bakura: Stop this! Such violence is unnecissary!
Honda: Wel, yah but-
Ryou: It sure is fun!
Mokuba: Oh no! Let go of my big brother!
Yami: You know... maybe we shouldn't display such acts of violence in front of little children.
Jounouchi: Hey, if they can display lions and hyenas ripping eachother up on the dicovery channel, then we can't exactley consider this harmful to viewers, now can we?
Yami: Yah, true.
Mokuba: Please stop! If you kill him, then how can I read his new diary entries?
The fighting immediatley stops and all eyes turn to Mokuba.
Kaiba: You've been reading my journal?!
Mokuba: I have to do something in my spare time.
Kaiba: Then... you know, don't you....
Mokuba: Yep.
Jounouchi: *bouncing up and down* Know what, KNOW WHAT?!
Kaiba: That's none of your concern.
Mokuba: Yah, it's only how Seto-
Kaiba: *knocks Mokuba out*
Bakura: Child abuse!!
Kaiba: He had it coming to him.
Bakura: I cannot support such horrid actions and-
Ryou: Shut up, or I'll horrid actions you to shit!
Bakura: You're heartless.
Jounouchi: Man, now I've gotta wait until he wakes up before I can find out the truth about Kaiba.
Kaiba: Even if you do, you won't be alive long enough to tell a soul.
Mai: Gee, I hope that Anzu and Yugi are doing better than this.
Back to Anzu and Yugi...
