Finally, after an awful long time, I present the next installment of Yugispit!!!
Yugi: Oh good! We've almost acquired enough spit to uphold my hair!
Anzu: Well that's good. I'm starting to feel a bit sick from after seeing all those guys hawk loogies bigger than Wisconsin.
Yugi: I guess we can pack up and go on home now. I'm dying to start styling a new masterpiece!
Malik: Not so fast Yugi Mouto!
Anzu: Oh no! It's Malik!
Yugi: Malik, could you please, PLEASE spit in this bowl?!
Malik: Huh? Oh, sure. *hawks a wad* Ah, that feels better. Okay, now back to what I was saying *evily* Yugi, I now will kill you and become the pharoh!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yugi: Sorry, can't. My Yami's out shopping and I need to get home and fix my hair.
Malik: Oh...
Yugi: You can come with, if you like.
Malik: Okay.
At the mall
Yami: There is now one store that we must see, for I am perplexed by it.
Mai: Which one would that be?
Yami: That one *points to adult video store* I do not understand the meaning of the many unclothed women standing in such irregular positions. Is it some strange foreign art, or a sign which fate has predestined me to stumble upon?
Jounouchi: Well, if it's a porn store you wanna go to, then a porn store it is!
Honda: Nothing less for our good friend!
Kaiba: *sees random bum sitting on his postierre* Hey you, take care of my lil bro for me.
Bum: Uh, yah, sure man.
Mokuba: But big brother, I wanna go too!
Kaiba: Not a chance. Have fun with your new pot smokin friend!
Mokuba: *watching them walk off* Big brother!!! Oh... this isn't fair.
Bum: Hey, kid, you wanna get high?
Mokuba: Huh?
Bum: C'mon kid! It's the shizznick!
Mokuba: Oh, okay!
In the adult book store
Yami: Such mystic works of art, such wonders which unto me were so long left unknown.
Jounouchi: *looking at porn* Oh yeah, that's the stuff.
Kaiba: Ah man, I knew I should have brought a larger pair of pants with me. Oof!
Honda: Oh! A naughty flip book!
Bakura: This place is bad, guys, BAD!!! *starts for the exit*
Ryou: Oh no you don't! *grabs him* I'll have you reciting every pornn star's name and favorite position backwards when I'm done with you!
Bakura: NNOOOO!!!!
Honda: *mysticy* Give in Bakura!
Jounouchi: *also mysticy* You're not strong enough to hold against the powers of horniness.
Kaiba: *even mysticyer* Join us!
Yami: *trying to be mysticy but just isn't mystic* Uh, yah, it's ccccoooooolllll... and stttuuuuuuuffffff...
Ryou: Dang it Yami, you killed it!
Yami: Nuh uh, it's still alive!
Kaiba: No, no it's not.
Yami: *hangs head in shame* Oh...
Jounouchi: Ah crap.
Honda: What is it, my perverted compadre?
Jounouchi: Bakura's gone.
Kaiba: *points at Yami* This is all your fault!
Yami: The heart of the cards say you are wrong!
Kaiba: So, my ego says I'm right!
Yami: Let's settle this once and for all. *takes out deck*
Kaiba: Oh, but you see, you're at a disadvantage!
Yami: How so?
Kaiba: The author doesn't know jack about the card game, resulting in having us settle our ways in hand to hand combat instead.
Yami: *beginning to stare up at Kaiba who's about three times taller* ... oh poop.
Jounouchi: *watching Yami get beat to a bloody pulp* ... It's some nice weather we're having, isn't it?
Honda: Yes, quite lovely.
Meanwhile...
Mokuba: *totally stoned* -and then, I went up to the guy and said, 'dude, that's, like, my post it,' and he's like 'Naahhh,' and I'm like 'Yah man.'
Bum: Duuude!! Try one of these here brownies, my recipe! *gives Mokuba obviously drug infested bownie*
Mokuba: Thanks man, you're the shizz! *begins to eat brownie*
Kaiba: *walking out of store* Mokuba, we're leaving.
Mokuba: DDUuuuUUUudddDDDDee!!! There's like red stuff on yer shirt thing.
Kaiba: Yes, there is much... er... 'koolaid' on my trenchcoat.
Yami: *whining* Tell the truth! Loss of koolaid doesn't make you hurt!!!
Kaiba: It's not for little children's ears. Come Mokuba.
Mokuba: Dude, you're hhhhooooootttt!!!! *smacks Kaiba's bum*
Kaiba: MOKUBA! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT INSCETIAL BEHAVIOR?!
Mokuba: I dduuunnnnnnnooooo.
Kaiba: *whispering* Never infront of the guys!
Mokuba: You're dddiiiirrrrtttyyy!!!!!
Ryou: Sitting here while watching Kaiba walk into a porn shop, and he's figuring that out now?
Bakura: It's so tragic. Mokuba living in an illusionary dream, only to be awakened into the dark darkness of reality. *wipes tear*
Ryou: Shut up, you friggin ham!
Honda: Guys, Yami ain't lookin too good.
Jounouchi: Yah, he finally fainted after to much bloo- *looks at Mokuba* er... 'koolaid' loss.
Kaiba: Fine, we'll just take him back to his house, and get his wounds treated.
At the house...
Anzu: Okay, Malik, truth or dare.
Malik: Truth.
Anzu: Where do you *giggle giggle* shop?
Malik: ... you've got to be joking. That's the stupidest question you could possibly ask, along side the previous 'do you like teddy bears?' interrogation.
Anzu: Just answer the question!
Malik: Ambercrombie and Fitch. Now then, truth or dare?
Anzu: Oh, *giggle giggle* gee diddly, *giggle* dare!
Malik: Okay, I dare you to strip down, do a pole dance, and get down and dirty all over Yugi.
Anzu: *gasp* I never dared you to anything that bad!
Malik: ... you dared me to wave. TO WAVE!!! WHAT KIND OF IGNORAMOUS ARE YOU??!!!
Anzu: Waving is mighty hard to do, I'll have you know!
Yugi: *from other room* Finally! My masterpiece is complete!
Anzu: Yugi, come out and let me see!
Yugi: Okay! *comes out* Doesn't it look cool?
Anzu: Oh my, it's dreamy!
Malik: Holy crap! It looks like Harry Potter!
Yugi: That's because I shaped it just like his face! Isn't it neeto?
Malik: Why Harry Potter?!
Yugi: Cuz he's cool!
Kaiba: *walks in* Hey, you're counter part is on his death bed and WHOA!!! *looks at hair* Harry Potter?!
Jounouchi: Dude, that thing's awesome!
Honda: I'm gonna grow out my hair and do that too!
Ryou: That's... just... WRONG!!!! Why would you put such an abomination on your head?!
Bakura: Hey, Harry Potter's my hero!
Ryou: No, you're hero is Charles Manson; that or Hitler. Take your pick.
Bakura: But they're evil!
Ryou: Yes, I know. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Bakura: Oh... Hitler will do just fine.
Mokuba: DDDUUUUUDDDDEEEE there's like a blonde guy, a brunette chick, and a blonde guy with a guy on his head.
Yami: Ugh...
Jounouchi: Oh yah, forgot about you. *plops him on couch*
Yugi: Oh no, Yami! He's bloody!
Mokuba: There's blood?
Kaiba: NO THERE ISN'T!!! NOW GO RUN ALONG AND REMAIN INNOCENT MOKUBA!!!
Mokuba: Oookkkkaaaayyy.... *looks at Malik* Dude, you're lookin fine.
Malik: I know. *starts looking in his pocket mirror* Now who's a hotty camolottie? You are! Yes, you are!
Yugi: Kaiba, how can you ignore the fact that Yami is bleeding?
Kaiba: KOOLAIDING!!! HE'S KOOLAIDING!!!
Mokuba: I'm outtie. *leaves*
Kaiba: Oh good.
Anzu: You're probably gonna want to hook him up to an IV and get blood donations in order to help him live.
Yugi: But where will we be able to get enough blood in time?!
Ryou: We don't got jack, so why not use a supplement, like Kaiba's precious koolaid?
Kaiba: That might work!
Yugi: How do you figure?
Kaiba: Cuz they're both red!
Yugi: That's genious!
Bakura: To the cellar guys!
Everybody then ran down to the cellar, bringing up many koolaid pouches. They then began to feed Yami the koolaid through the IV.
Malik: Now I just need to wait for Yami to revive so that I may kill him.
Ryou: While we're waiting for that, why not entertain oursleves? *waggles the eyebrows*
Malik: Other room?
Ryou: Yiss yiss.
Malik and Ryou scamper off to the next room.
Hope you enjoyed and I'll try to get the next one up faster.
