Yes, finally got this chapter up. Took me long enough. Oh well, hope you like!

Kaiba: Do we dare find out?

Bakura: In truth, I don't want to know.

Yami: Urggh.... uh? Wh-what happened?

Jounouchi: Kaiba kicked your butt and practically hospitalized you, but you're okay now cuz we've been pumping you full of koolaid.

Yugi: Are you okay Yami?

Yami: I'm fin- AH!!! Why is there a head growing out of your head?!

Yugi: Do you like it? It's my newest hairdo, Harry Potter style!

Yami: No way. There's no way I'm going to live in a body with that thing for hair!

Yugi: Fine, be that way. I think it looks pretty.

Honda: What're Ryou and Malik doing?

Yami: Ungodly things, one can be sure.

Anzu: You know Yugi, I think we should follow up on their example and do as the Yamis do.

Ryou: *from other room* YES!!!

Yugi: I'm scared.

Malik: *runs out* We have finally done it!

Kaiba: Yah... we figured as much.

Ryou: Wait, you knew of our divine plan?!

Jounouchi: We kinda figured it out after your hasty exit.

Malik: Darn, now we'll have to start on a whole new idea...

Ryou: Oh, and the drawings I conjured up for the soul snatching device were so pretty too.

Yami: Wait, you were just figuring out how to steal people's souls and use them to your own malicious desires?

Malik & Ryou: Yah.

Everybody else: *sigh of relief*

Malik: ... what did you think we were doing?

Honda: That isn't important. I just want to know, though... what happened to Mai?

Kaiba: She's joined the forgotten characters.

Bakura: Her role in the fic wasn't important, other than getting us to the mall.

Honda: Gee, that sucks.

Anzu: Hey guys! Let's play a round of truth or dare!

Malik: No. You suck at that game!

Anzu: Oh what would you know?

Yugi: I think that that's a splendid idea!

Bakura: Fine, but there's one rule! None of the dares can have naughtiness flowing about them, like hand holding and other such dirty things.

Ryou: Basically, there are no rules cuz my hikari's rule sucks.

Bakura: Why are you so mean to me?

Ryou: Because you're a friggin teletubbie.

Bakura: That's not very nice.

Yami: Shut up so we can get this over with.

Kaiba: What's got your boxers in a bunch?

Yami: I'm sure you'd feel the same way if you were hooked up to an IV of fruit punch.

Kaiba: Hey, that's the best fruit punch on the market, so stop complaining.

Ryou: If it was in Mouto's cellar, then I'd beg to differ.

Kaiba: Yes, but he doesn't need to know that, now does he?

Yami: I can hear you, ya know.

Kaiba: As you said, let' just start the game.

Anzu: Me first! Yugi, truth or dare!

Yugi: Truth!

Anzu: Alright, this one's a toughie! Do you like... bacon?

Yugi: *blush blush* Yes... yes I do....

Malik: You guys are so pathetic.

Yugi: Since you're being mean, I'm not calling on you. Jounouchi, truth or dare

Jounouchi: Truth.

Yugi: Do you think my hair looks okay?

Jounouchi: Personally, I think it looks tight.

Yugi: Why thank you!

Jounouchi: Honda, you're pick.

Honda: Truth.

Jounouchi: *grins maliciously* Are you hot?

Honda: I hate you.

Jounouchi: Answer the question Honda.

Honda: *sigh* no.

Jounouchi: Good boy!

Honda: OK, Kaiba, truth or dare?

Kaiba: I do believe it's about time to shatter the ring of truth. Dare!

Honda: I dare you to frisk Bakura!

Bakura: NNNOOOOO!!!

The next scene has been deleted, due to inappropriate images. In the meantime, please imagine a field full of wildflowers with pretty pink ponies romping across. Yes, many lovely butterflies scatter about, landing on dandilions, folding their wings gently. The dust from their wings catches the light breeze and begins to sweep across the field. Now, after experiencing such peaceful bliss, you will now be sent back to the chaotic fic. Go in peace my child.

Bakura: That was the worst experience of my life.

Kaiba: I feel so dirty.

Bakura: You feel dirty?!

Kaiba: Just go.

Bakura: Fine. Ummm.... Yami, truth or dare.

Yami: I don't feel up to a dare today. Truth.

Bakura: Do you like pretty pink ponies?

Yami: No, I hate pretty pink ponies.

Yugi: *pouting* I like pretty pink ponies.

Ryou: Yah, I do to... on my plate, that is.

Yami: Oh yah, fried horse. I forgot about that recipe. Nevermind, I do like pretty pink ponies, deep fried in bread crumbs.

Yugi: *cries* Poor pony!!!

Yami: Ryou, my pony eating friend, pick one.

Ryou: I'm not your friend, and I choose truth.

Yami: I'm feeling kind, so I'll ask the one question that all fangirls are dying to know. Boxers or briefs?

Ryou: To all the ladies out there, commando.

Honda: hey, why is it that in any dirty fic you read, none of the characters ever seem to wear underwear?

Ryou: Some things are just easier left neglected.

Honda: Oh, okay, continue.

Ryou: Okay, Malik, go.

Malik: Let's go dare.

Ryou: I dare you to get hot and heavy with Kaiba.

Malik: Kaiba, I'm coming for you!

You are on a beach. The clear blue water comes swooshing onto the coast line, back and forth. Sea gulls caw above you, flying off over the horizon. The smell of the salty water fills your nostrils and you look out, seeing a small sail boat drifting aimlessy out yonder. Your feet sink lightly into the warm sand, and a soft breeze plays across your face, cool and moist. The shade of the palm trees behind you is comforting as you take in all of the natural beauty all around you. You will be taken from this happy place once more, and sent back to the now getting very perverted fic. Well, GO ALREADY!!! SHOOH!!

Kaiba: I feel very VERY dirty now.

Malik: Well, it's worth it when you get the chance to put on a show for the crowd.

Ryou: Yes! Let the perversion corrupt your souls and make them weak for the taking!

Yami: That was incredible!

Bakura: BAD BAD BAD BAD BBBAAAADDDDD!!!! *hiding eyes in hands*

Yugi: Yami, it isn't very comforting to know that you were actually taken with that disgusting display.

Yami: But I've never seen a couple play such a good game of twister.

Anzu: Twister is the dirty people's game!

Jounouchi: I feel sorry for the perverted fic readers.

Honda: Yah, no doubt they were thinking something else.

Malik: Does it have anything to do with the scampering to the other room ad you all being freaked out?

Kaiba: Yah.

Ryou: But what could have been decided as wrong with two guys getting up quickly with obnoxiously happy looks as they scamper off to another room?

Yugi: Please think about your sentence for a little, and then, if you still don't get it, then ask.

Bakura: No! Don't think DON'T THINK!!! NO MORE NASTINESS!! FIRST THE FRISK,THEN THE TWISTER GAME, AND NOW A RECAP ON MORE NASTINESS!!! NO MORE NO MORE!!

Ryou: You're so chastley obnoxious.

Malik: Dude, freak him out!

Ryou: I think i just will. *kisses Bakura on cheek*

Everybody else: *gasp*

Bakura: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! I'VE BEEN TAINTED!!! OH WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD!!! DISGUSTINGNESS IS SINKING IN... CAN'T BREATH!!! AAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!

Malik: I didn't mean something like that! Oh my, I won't be able to sleep for months now.

Ryou: All of a sudden, everybody in this fic has gotten prudish. Last time I checked, a frisk was a bit more risgay than a kiss on the cheek.

Yami: Yah, but it makes the story cheesier that way.

Ryou: Ah.

Jounouchi: I don't like this game, can we play something else?

Yami: ACK!!! *starts hyperventlating*

Kaiba: What's wrong with you?

Bakura: I think that maybe the koolaid is starting to have an effect on his body.

Kaiba: How many pouches have we shot him full of?

Bakura: Only a gallon and half worth. I think we need to use a different product.

Kaiba: But what else is there that we have that's red?

Yugi: Hey, my grandpa had also once invested in a bunch of ketchup so we'd never have to worry about starving if the government ever stopped making newspapers.

Anzu: Bring it quick! We need to keep him alive!

Yami: Sugar overflow AAGGHH!!!

Malik: Here ya go. *hooks Yami up to jug of ketchup* That should sustain him for a while.

Yami: It's so thick... ugh.

Ryou: When do you think we can take him off the IV?

Kaiba: I dunno. Let's see how he's feeling after this jug.

Bakura: I'm bored.

Yugi: I know! Let's go treasure hunting!

Ryou: What are you, four?!

Yugi: .....

Anzu: I think Yugi had a good idea.

Bakura: Me too!

Yugi: *happy* I'm glad somebody agrees with me.

Malik: Why don't you guys go on your stupid treasure hunt while the rest of us MEN do something productive!

Jounouchi: Like pick our butts!

Honda: Yah!

Kaiba: No.

Yugi: Fine, we'll go treasure hunting, ad you guys go do what you want.

Honda: Yah, then we can pick our butts freely and without oppression.

Ryou: You go do that.

Kaiba: I think I'm just gonna go get something to eat.

Ryou: Make me something too, or else you will experience much pain in life.

Kaiba: Okay, I think I'll make... a sandwhich!

Malik: A rich kid who can make his own sandwhich... now that's impressive.

Kaiba: I think I'll put tuna and pickles and chocolate and jam and peanut butter! *scampers off to the kitchen*

Ryou: ... suddenly I just lost my appetite.

That's all for now. I will put up more… sooner or later…