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~ Outside Link's house, it is nighttime. Link is sitting at his table. ~

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:: A creaking noise is heard. ::

Link: *Sighs and walks towards the window* I thought I told you to stay outside!

Navi: But I am outside! But... I am inside the outside, so maybe I am inside... But I remember you telling me to go outside, so I am outside, but I'm inside because I'm inside the outside and-

Link: Alright, alright! Shaddup!

:: A clattering noise is heard. ::

Din: Well, it's a far cry from the heavens, but what choice do we have?

Farore: It's not home, but it will do just fine!

Nayru: What a lovely bed! *Lies down in the bed*

Link: *Pounces into the room and grabs the three goddess' hair* Gotcha!

Din: Ow! Get off of me, you woman-molestor! *Casts Din's Fire on Link*

Link: *Burns up* ARGH!

Farore: Was that you, Din?

Din: How did you know?

Link: *Shakes ashes off of him* Enough! How did you get inside of my house?! *Gets hit in the back with a coffin* HEY!

Three Poe Sisters: *Grins*

Link: No, no, no! *Pushes coffin back* Dead Kokiris off the table!

Three Poe Sisters: Then where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken!

Link: No it isn't! I just got rid of those goofy goddesses!

TPS: It's still taken!

Link: No it's not!

TPS: Yes it is!

Link: NO IT'S NOT!

TSP: YES IT IS! You can go check if you don't believe us!

Link: Don't think I won't, you pile of floating rags. *Stomps away to the bed and pulls off the covers*

Wolfos: What?

Link: GET OUT OF MY BED, BEFORE I TURN YOU INTO HOTDOGS, YOU MANGY DOG! I mean, I live in a forest! I put up signs! I am a terrifying Hylian! What do I have to do to get some fricken' privacy-oh no. Oh no. No, no!

Koume and Kotake: *Cackle*

Link: *Starts pushing a nearby Deku Scrub out of his house*

Deku Scrub: Hey, don't push! *Rustles leaves* Ohhh...

Link: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY FOREST!!! *Crappy echo occurs* FOREST!!!....FOREST!!!....FOREST!!!....

Deku Scrub: *Gasps* Oh dear.

Link: *Starts pushing random people* All right, get out of here! All of you, move it now! Come on! Let's go! Hapaya! Hapaya! Hey! Quickly! Come on! *Chases some people* No, no, no! Not there! Not there... *Pauses* Oh, not there!

Navi: Don't look at me. I didn't invite them. But now I wish I kind of had because it was soooo boring just being out there alone...in the dark...with freezing winds chilling your bones right down to the marrow and-

Pierre: Well, duh! No one invited us!

Link: WHAT?!

Pierre: We were forced to come here.

Link: By who?

Zora: Lord Ganondorf. He roared and he growled and...signed an eviction notice!

Link: Fine, alright! Anyone know where this Lord Ganondork guy is?

Navi: OH I DO!! I DO!! PICK ME!! *Flies around*

Link: Anyone else...know where he is? Anyone at all?

Navi: Me! Meeeee!

Link: Anyone?!

Navi: I know! I know! Please?!

Link: Okay, fine, although I know I am going to regret this.

Navi: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Link: Okay, all...Hyrule...creatures. Don't get comfortable! Your stay is officially worn out! In fact, I am going to go talk to this Ganonpork guy right now and get you off of my land and back to the pit where you have come from!

::Cheering occurrs:

Link: *Pulls Navi's wing* You're coming with me...unfortunately.

Navi: YAY! That's what I love to hear! Link and Navi, two stalwart friends off on a whirlwind big-city adventure! I love it! *Starts singing* On the road again... Sing it with me Link! I can't wait to get on the road again!

Link: What did I tell you about singing?

Navi: You said that no wonder I don't have any friends! And then I said that only a true friend would be that truly honest, which led to the discussion of you being a Hylian and how much you don't care about what people think, and then I said that I respected that and then I saw that big tree you live in and I was like WHOOOOOOO-

Link: Shut up!

Navi: Can I whistle it?

Link: NO.

Navi: Can I hum it?

Link: Sure, why not?

Navi: *Hums*