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~ In front of Ganon's Castle. ~
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Navi: Well, that's it! That's it! I told you it was right there! I told you!
Link: *Looks up* That must be Ganon's Castle.
Navi: Yup! That's the place!
Link: Do you think he's compensating up there for something? *Starts laughing and then stops. Starts walking*
Navi: Hey, Link! Wait up!
Queen Gohma: *Running towards Ganon's Castle with her kids* Hurry, darlings. We're late. Hurry.
Link: *Turns and looks around* Hey you!
Turnstile (Dressed up as Ganondorf): AAAAAAAAAH!! *Starts running*
Link: Hey, wait, I just wanted to-hey, wait!
Turnstile: *Whimpering and running*
Link: *Sighs*
Turnstile: *Hits railing and falls down*
Navi: *Laughs*
Link: *Sighs*
::Instrumental muzak plays::
Link: It's quiet...too quiet.
::Wind blows:
Link: Where is everyone!!
Navi: Hey, look at this! *Flies over to a box*
::Clattering noise speeds up over time. A little box opens up to reveal tons and tons of little Kakariko Villagers singing to giant Ganondorfs::
Information: Do do, do do do do! Welcome to Ganon's Castle; it's a horrible castle! Yes we have many rules, let us be a hastle! Don't do magic, stay in line and we'll get along fine-Ganon's Castle is a horrible place! Please keep off the nonexistent grass, wipe your shoes, wipe your.........FACE!! Ganon's Castle is, Ganon's Castle is, Ganon's Castle is a horrible plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!! *Takes a snapshot and then box closes*
Navi: Woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!
Link: No, no, no, no! No. No!
:: A trumpet fanfare can be heard along with a Bloodthirsty Crowd cheering.::
Ganondorf's Voice: Brave knights... You are the worst and the dimmest in all the land...
Navi: *Hums Information theme*
Ganondorf's Voice: ...For today one of you shall prove himself...
Link: Okay, you're on your way to a smacked bottom...although I wonder if you even have a bottom.
Navi: Sorry about that.
Ganondorf's Voice: That champion shall have the honor-no...-the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely princess Zelda from the evil fire- breathing dragon. If for any reason the champion is unsucessful, then the runner up shall go, and so on and so forth! Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make!
::Cheering::
Ganondorf: Let the tournament begin!
Bloodthirsty Crowd: *Begins to gasp*
Ganondorf: What is that?
Bloodthirsty Crowd: *Begins to turn red and then blue because they are still gasping*
Ganondorf: It's hideous!
Link: *Appears* What...?! Oh, that's not very nice! *Turns to Navi* It's only a fairy.
Navi: Huh?
Ganondorf: Indeed. New plan, everyone! Whoever kills the Hylian is the new champion! Have at him!
Bunch of Contestants: *Surround Link*
Bloodthirsty Crowd: Get him!
Link: *Looks around* Come on, hang on. Just wait a second.
Bloodthirsty Crowd: Go ahead! Get him!
Link: Can't we just settle this over a pint? *Holds up some Lon Lon Milk*
Bloodthirsty Crowd: Kill the beast!
Link: No? Alright, then. Come and get me!
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~ A really crappy fight scene occurs. Link is now seen battling people inside a wrestling ring. ~
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Navi: Hey, Link! Tag me! Tag me!
Link: *Slaps Navi's hand, but since he doesn't know where Navi's hand is, he slaps Navi instead*
Navi: Ouch! *Does some wrestling moves*
Link: Ah! *Bangs head with Navi and laughs* Yeah!
Bloodthirsty Crowd: The chair! Give him the chair!
Link: *Hits a contestant with a folding chair*
::Wrestling bell dings::
Link: *Walks into the middle of the arena, holding up arms* Oh yeah! Ah, ah! Thank you! Thank you very much! I'm here 'till Thursday! Try the veal! Ha ha! *Laughs*
Bloodthirsty Crowd: *Gasps and murmurs*
Stalfos: Shall I give the order, sir?
Ganondorf: No, I have a better idea! People of Ganon's Castle, I give you our champion!
Link: WHAT?!
Ganondorf: Congratulations, Hylian. You have won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest!
Link: Quest?! I am already on a quest-a quest to get my forest back!
Ganondorf: Your forest?
Link: Yeah, my forest! The one where you dumped all of those Hyrule creatures.
Bloodthirsty Crowd: *Murmuring*
Ganondorf: Indeed. All right, Hylian, I'll make you a deal. Go on this quest for me and I'll give you your forest back.
Link: Exactly the way it was?
Ganondorf: Right down to the last mud-covered toadstool.
Link: And the squatters?
Ganondorf: Good as gone!
Link: ...What kind of quest?
~ In front of Ganon's Castle. ~
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Navi: Well, that's it! That's it! I told you it was right there! I told you!
Link: *Looks up* That must be Ganon's Castle.
Navi: Yup! That's the place!
Link: Do you think he's compensating up there for something? *Starts laughing and then stops. Starts walking*
Navi: Hey, Link! Wait up!
Queen Gohma: *Running towards Ganon's Castle with her kids* Hurry, darlings. We're late. Hurry.
Link: *Turns and looks around* Hey you!
Turnstile (Dressed up as Ganondorf): AAAAAAAAAH!! *Starts running*
Link: Hey, wait, I just wanted to-hey, wait!
Turnstile: *Whimpering and running*
Link: *Sighs*
Turnstile: *Hits railing and falls down*
Navi: *Laughs*
Link: *Sighs*
::Instrumental muzak plays::
Link: It's quiet...too quiet.
::Wind blows:
Link: Where is everyone!!
Navi: Hey, look at this! *Flies over to a box*
::Clattering noise speeds up over time. A little box opens up to reveal tons and tons of little Kakariko Villagers singing to giant Ganondorfs::
Information: Do do, do do do do! Welcome to Ganon's Castle; it's a horrible castle! Yes we have many rules, let us be a hastle! Don't do magic, stay in line and we'll get along fine-Ganon's Castle is a horrible place! Please keep off the nonexistent grass, wipe your shoes, wipe your.........FACE!! Ganon's Castle is, Ganon's Castle is, Ganon's Castle is a horrible plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!! *Takes a snapshot and then box closes*
Navi: Woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!
Link: No, no, no, no! No. No!
:: A trumpet fanfare can be heard along with a Bloodthirsty Crowd cheering.::
Ganondorf's Voice: Brave knights... You are the worst and the dimmest in all the land...
Navi: *Hums Information theme*
Ganondorf's Voice: ...For today one of you shall prove himself...
Link: Okay, you're on your way to a smacked bottom...although I wonder if you even have a bottom.
Navi: Sorry about that.
Ganondorf's Voice: That champion shall have the honor-no...-the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely princess Zelda from the evil fire- breathing dragon. If for any reason the champion is unsucessful, then the runner up shall go, and so on and so forth! Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make!
::Cheering::
Ganondorf: Let the tournament begin!
Bloodthirsty Crowd: *Begins to gasp*
Ganondorf: What is that?
Bloodthirsty Crowd: *Begins to turn red and then blue because they are still gasping*
Ganondorf: It's hideous!
Link: *Appears* What...?! Oh, that's not very nice! *Turns to Navi* It's only a fairy.
Navi: Huh?
Ganondorf: Indeed. New plan, everyone! Whoever kills the Hylian is the new champion! Have at him!
Bunch of Contestants: *Surround Link*
Bloodthirsty Crowd: Get him!
Link: *Looks around* Come on, hang on. Just wait a second.
Bloodthirsty Crowd: Go ahead! Get him!
Link: Can't we just settle this over a pint? *Holds up some Lon Lon Milk*
Bloodthirsty Crowd: Kill the beast!
Link: No? Alright, then. Come and get me!
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~ A really crappy fight scene occurs. Link is now seen battling people inside a wrestling ring. ~
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Navi: Hey, Link! Tag me! Tag me!
Link: *Slaps Navi's hand, but since he doesn't know where Navi's hand is, he slaps Navi instead*
Navi: Ouch! *Does some wrestling moves*
Link: Ah! *Bangs head with Navi and laughs* Yeah!
Bloodthirsty Crowd: The chair! Give him the chair!
Link: *Hits a contestant with a folding chair*
::Wrestling bell dings::
Link: *Walks into the middle of the arena, holding up arms* Oh yeah! Ah, ah! Thank you! Thank you very much! I'm here 'till Thursday! Try the veal! Ha ha! *Laughs*
Bloodthirsty Crowd: *Gasps and murmurs*
Stalfos: Shall I give the order, sir?
Ganondorf: No, I have a better idea! People of Ganon's Castle, I give you our champion!
Link: WHAT?!
Ganondorf: Congratulations, Hylian. You have won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest!
Link: Quest?! I am already on a quest-a quest to get my forest back!
Ganondorf: Your forest?
Link: Yeah, my forest! The one where you dumped all of those Hyrule creatures.
Bloodthirsty Crowd: *Murmuring*
Ganondorf: Indeed. All right, Hylian, I'll make you a deal. Go on this quest for me and I'll give you your forest back.
Link: Exactly the way it was?
Ganondorf: Right down to the last mud-covered toadstool.
Link: And the squatters?
Ganondorf: Good as gone!
Link: ...What kind of quest?
