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~ Inside the Fire Temple. ~

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Navi: *Whispers and crowds around Link* You scared?

Link: No, but SHHHHHHHH!!

Navi: Oh, me neither. *Gasps as she sees a skeleton* Of course, there is nothing wrong with being afraid! Fear's a sensible response to an unfamiliar situation! An unfamiliar, dangerous situation I might add! With a dragon that breathes fire, eats Gorons, and breathes fire, it sure doesn't mean you're a coward if you're a little scared, you know what I mean? I sure as heck ain't no coward... I know that! *Gasps*

Link: *Whirls around after putting on some knight's armor* NAVI! Two things! SHUT...UP! Now go over there and look for some stairs!

Navi: I thought we were looking for the princess!

Link: The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower.

Navi: What makes you think that?

Link: I read it in a book once! Let's go!

Navi: Cool. You handle the dragon. I'll handle the stairs. *Flies away from Link, not even knowing what the hell stairs are* I'll find those stairs! I'll whip their butt, too! Yup, hup, two! Those stairs won't know which way they're going!

:: A creaking noise is heard. ::

Navi: I'm going to take drastic steps! Kick it to the curb! Don't mess with me! I'm the stair master! I've mastered the stairs! I wish I had a step here, a step there! I'd step all over it! *Flies over some stairs*

Link: *Is somewhere else outside, looking up at the tower* Well, at least we know where the princess is. Now where's the--

Navi: --DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGON!!!!!!!!!! *Dodges a burst of flame and flies away frantically*

Volvagia: *Roars and follows*

Link: Navi, look out!

Navi: *Screaming*

Link: *Grabs Navi's wing* Gotcha!

Navi: *Screaming*

Link: *Lets Navi go, and she goes inside a little tower that wraps around and lets out on a bridge over the area*

Volvagia: *Roars and darts after Navi*

Link: *Grabs Volvagia's tail*

Volvagia: *Roars and flings Link through the air with his tail*

Link: Whoa, whoa, WHOA! *Flies out of sight*

Navi: *Still flies over the bridge when Volvagia chops the part off where she was going to run to.* AAH! *Turns around, but Volvagia chops off the exit with his tail* AAH!

Volvagia: *Growls*

Navi: No, NO! *Turns around and sees Volvagia* AAAAAAAH! What large teeth you have!

Volvagia: *Growls*

Navi: I mean, um, large, white, sparkling teeth! I know you probably hear this all the time from your food, but you must use Clorox or something because that is one dazzling smile! And do I detect a hint of minty freshness?

Volvagia: *Smiles at Navi and strokes back his fiery mane with a claw*

Navi: And you know what else? You know what else? You're a boy dragon! I mean, um, OF COURSE YOU'RE A BOY DRAGON! Because you are reeking masculine beauty.

Volvagia: *Winks at Navi*

Navi: What's wrong with you? Got something in your eye?

Volvagia: *Blows smoke at Navi*

Navi: Oooh, oh...oh. Well you know, *Coughs* I am an asthmatic, and I can't work with you if you're going to be blowing smoke rings and everything.

Volvagia: *Grabs Navi by the wing with his teeth and flies off*

Navi: *Whimpers* NOOOO! LINK! LIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK!!!