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~ In the highest room of the tallest tower. ~
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Link: *Sails through the air, flies through the window and lands on the floor*
Zelda: *Stares at Link without him noticing* Oh, oh, oh! *Straightens out dress, and grabs a bouquet of flowers before pretending to go to sleep*
Link: *Stares at Zelda* ... *Shakes her hard*
Zelda: AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: Wake up!
Zelda: What?
Link: Are you...Princess Zelda?
Zelda: I am... I was awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me!
Link: Aw, that's so nice! ...BUT LET'S GO! *Starts for the door*
Zelda: But wait, Sir Knight! This be-eth our first meeting! Shouldn't it be a wonderful, romantic moment?
Link: Yeah... Um, sorry lady, there's no time.
Zelda: Hey, wait! What are you doing? You're supposed to sweep me off my feet out yonder window and down a rope onto your valiant steed!
Link: You've had a lot of time to plan this out, haven't you? *Busts open door, grabs Zelda's wrist and starts running down flights of stairs*
Zelda: AAAAAAAAH!! But we have to savor this moment! You could recite an epic poem! A ballad! A sonnet! A limerick! Or something!
Link: *Stops* I don't think so!
Zelda: Well, may I at least know the name of my champion?
Link: Er...Link.
Zelda: Sir Link...I pray that you take this favor...as a token of my gratitude! *Holds up a little hanky*
Link: Thanks! *Wipes his face*
::Volvagia can be heard roaring.::
Zelda: You didn't slay the dragon?!
Link: It's on my "to do" list! Now let's go! *Starts running*
Zelda: *Follows* Argh! But this isn't right! You're meant to come in, sword drawn, banner flying! That's what all the other knights did!
Link: *Points to a skeleton surrounded by ashes* Yeah, right before they burst into flames!
Zelda: That's not the point! *Stops* Hey! What are you doing? The exit's over there!
Link: Well, I gotta save my ass-I mean fairy!
Zelda: What kind of knight are you?
Link: One of a kind! *Walks away*
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~ In a hidden room somewhere.~
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Navi: *Is wrapped up within Volvagia's tail* Slow down; slow down, man, please! I believe it's healthy to get to know someone over a long period of time. Just call me old fasion! Ha, ha! You know? I don't want to rush into a...er...physical relationship!
Link: *Sneaks into the room from the second floor, looking around*
Navi: I'm not emotionally ready for a, er, commitment of this, er, magnitude is really the word I'm looking for! Magnitude!
Volvagia: *Touches Navi*
Navi: What? Hey! That's unwanted physical content!
Volvagia: *Lights an ancient chandelier above his head with his fiery breath*
Navi: Hey, what are you doing? Okay, okay, let's just back up and take one little step at a time. I mean, we really oughta get to know each other first, as friends-er, maybe even as penpals! Because I'm on the road a lot and I love recieving cards and I'd really love to stay but-
Volvagia: *Plays with Navi's wing*
Navi: Hey, hey, hey! Don't do that! That's my wing! That's my personal wing! I don't give you permission-hey, what are you going to do with that? Hey, now! No, way! No, no, no, no! No, no, no! No, no!
Link: *Jumps from the second floor, onto the chandelier, causing it to fall around Volvagia's neck and keep him there like a collar*
Navi: Oh!
Link: Come on, let's go! *Grabs Navi and runs out of the room, dodging Volvagia's fiery blasts*
Zelda: *Gasps*
Navi: Hi, princess!
Zelda: It talks!
Link: Yeah, getting it to shut up is the trick!
~ Everyone starts running around the tower, Volvagia following, making knots with the chandelier's cord/chain/thing. ~
Navi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Link: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *Groans*
Volvagia: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!
Link/Navi/Zelda: *Gets trapped* ... *Gasps*
Link: Okay, you two head for the exit! I'll take care of the dragon! *Takes the Master Sword and sticks it in the middle of the chain knots*
/ SLOW MOTION OCCURS \
Volvagia: *Chases after Link, getting ready to breathe fire*
Link: *Running super-slow* RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
Link/Navi/Zelda: *Start running*
Volvagia: *Exhales fire*
/ REGULAR SPEED OCCURS \
L/N/Z: *Runs across the bridge, but due to the fire that Volvagia breathes, the bridge snaps in two leaving the friends dangling over the side*
Zelda: *Gasps*
Navi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *Is being held on by a wing*
Volvagia: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARR!!! *Lunges towards the friends*
Zelda: *Screams*
Link: *Pulls everyone up back onto the other side*
Volvagia: *Chain chokes him so he goes back towards the castle* ROOOOAR!!
Navi/Zelda: *Pants as they walk away with Link*
Volvagia: *Curls up on the other side and looks sad* Roar... *Whimpers*
~ In the highest room of the tallest tower. ~
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Link: *Sails through the air, flies through the window and lands on the floor*
Zelda: *Stares at Link without him noticing* Oh, oh, oh! *Straightens out dress, and grabs a bouquet of flowers before pretending to go to sleep*
Link: *Stares at Zelda* ... *Shakes her hard*
Zelda: AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link: Wake up!
Zelda: What?
Link: Are you...Princess Zelda?
Zelda: I am... I was awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me!
Link: Aw, that's so nice! ...BUT LET'S GO! *Starts for the door*
Zelda: But wait, Sir Knight! This be-eth our first meeting! Shouldn't it be a wonderful, romantic moment?
Link: Yeah... Um, sorry lady, there's no time.
Zelda: Hey, wait! What are you doing? You're supposed to sweep me off my feet out yonder window and down a rope onto your valiant steed!
Link: You've had a lot of time to plan this out, haven't you? *Busts open door, grabs Zelda's wrist and starts running down flights of stairs*
Zelda: AAAAAAAAH!! But we have to savor this moment! You could recite an epic poem! A ballad! A sonnet! A limerick! Or something!
Link: *Stops* I don't think so!
Zelda: Well, may I at least know the name of my champion?
Link: Er...Link.
Zelda: Sir Link...I pray that you take this favor...as a token of my gratitude! *Holds up a little hanky*
Link: Thanks! *Wipes his face*
::Volvagia can be heard roaring.::
Zelda: You didn't slay the dragon?!
Link: It's on my "to do" list! Now let's go! *Starts running*
Zelda: *Follows* Argh! But this isn't right! You're meant to come in, sword drawn, banner flying! That's what all the other knights did!
Link: *Points to a skeleton surrounded by ashes* Yeah, right before they burst into flames!
Zelda: That's not the point! *Stops* Hey! What are you doing? The exit's over there!
Link: Well, I gotta save my ass-I mean fairy!
Zelda: What kind of knight are you?
Link: One of a kind! *Walks away*
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~ In a hidden room somewhere.~
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Navi: *Is wrapped up within Volvagia's tail* Slow down; slow down, man, please! I believe it's healthy to get to know someone over a long period of time. Just call me old fasion! Ha, ha! You know? I don't want to rush into a...er...physical relationship!
Link: *Sneaks into the room from the second floor, looking around*
Navi: I'm not emotionally ready for a, er, commitment of this, er, magnitude is really the word I'm looking for! Magnitude!
Volvagia: *Touches Navi*
Navi: What? Hey! That's unwanted physical content!
Volvagia: *Lights an ancient chandelier above his head with his fiery breath*
Navi: Hey, what are you doing? Okay, okay, let's just back up and take one little step at a time. I mean, we really oughta get to know each other first, as friends-er, maybe even as penpals! Because I'm on the road a lot and I love recieving cards and I'd really love to stay but-
Volvagia: *Plays with Navi's wing*
Navi: Hey, hey, hey! Don't do that! That's my wing! That's my personal wing! I don't give you permission-hey, what are you going to do with that? Hey, now! No, way! No, no, no, no! No, no, no! No, no!
Link: *Jumps from the second floor, onto the chandelier, causing it to fall around Volvagia's neck and keep him there like a collar*
Navi: Oh!
Link: Come on, let's go! *Grabs Navi and runs out of the room, dodging Volvagia's fiery blasts*
Zelda: *Gasps*
Navi: Hi, princess!
Zelda: It talks!
Link: Yeah, getting it to shut up is the trick!
~ Everyone starts running around the tower, Volvagia following, making knots with the chandelier's cord/chain/thing. ~
Navi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Link: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *Groans*
Volvagia: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!
Link/Navi/Zelda: *Gets trapped* ... *Gasps*
Link: Okay, you two head for the exit! I'll take care of the dragon! *Takes the Master Sword and sticks it in the middle of the chain knots*
/ SLOW MOTION OCCURS \
Volvagia: *Chases after Link, getting ready to breathe fire*
Link: *Running super-slow* RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
Link/Navi/Zelda: *Start running*
Volvagia: *Exhales fire*
/ REGULAR SPEED OCCURS \
L/N/Z: *Runs across the bridge, but due to the fire that Volvagia breathes, the bridge snaps in two leaving the friends dangling over the side*
Zelda: *Gasps*
Navi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *Is being held on by a wing*
Volvagia: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARR!!! *Lunges towards the friends*
Zelda: *Screams*
Link: *Pulls everyone up back onto the other side*
Volvagia: *Chain chokes him so he goes back towards the castle* ROOOOAR!!
Navi/Zelda: *Pants as they walk away with Link*
Volvagia: *Curls up on the other side and looks sad* Roar... *Whimpers*
