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~ At the edge of a rocky gorge. ~
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Link: *Looks into a cave* Hey, over here!
Navi: *Stares at it* Link! We can do better than that! I don't think that is fit for a princess!
Zelda: *Looks around* No, no! It's perfect! It just needs some homey touches!
Link: Homey touches...?
Zelda: *Rips off a giant piece of bark off a tree* A door? *Goes inside the cave and slams the bark over the entrance* Well, gentlemen, I bid thee goodnight!
Navi: You want me to come in and read you a bedtime story or something? Because I will!
Zelda: I SAID GOODNIGHT!
Link: *Looks at a boulder and starts pushing it over the doorway*
Navi: Link, what are you doing?!
Link: *Laughs and stops* I just...oh, you know! Oh, come on! I was only kidding!
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~ A couple minutes later and it's nighttime. Link and Navi are lying on their back, admiring the stars. ~
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Link: And, er, that one's Dampé, the only Hylian to spit over three wheatfields.
Navi: Right, yeah... Hey, can you tell me my future from these stars?
Link: The stars don't tell futures, Navi, they tell stories. *Looks up* Look, there's "Bean-selling Guy" the Flatulent. You can guess what he's famous for. *Laughs*
Navi: Okay, now I know you are making this up!
Link: No, really! Look, there he is...*points*...and there's the group of customers running away from his stench!
Navi: Man, that ain't nothing but a bunch of little dots!
Link: You know Navi, sometimes, things are more than they appear, hmmm? Forget it.
Navi: *Sighs* Hey, Link. What are we going to do when we get our forest back, anyway?
Link: "Our forest"?
Navi: Yeah, you know! After we're through rescuing the princess and everything!
Link: "We"? Navi, there's no "we", there's no "our"!
Navi: Hmm?
Link: It's just me and my forest. And the first thing I'm gonna do is build a ten-foot fence around my land! *Turns back to Navi*
Navi: *Looks down* You cut me deep, just now, Link. You cut me real deep. *Flies over to Link* You know...I think this whole wall idea is just a way to keep someone out!
Link: NAW, YA THINK?
Navi: Are you hiding something?
Link: Never mind, Navi!
Navi: Ohhhhhhhh, this is another one of them "onion" things, isn't it?
Link: No, it's one of those "drop it, and leave it alone" things!
Navi: Well, why don't you want to talk about it?
Link: Why do you want to talk about it?
Navi: Why are you blocking?
Link: I'm not blocking!
Navi: Oh, yes you are!
Link: Navi, I'm warning you!
Navi: Who are you trying to keep out, Link! Tell me that!
Link: EVERYONE, OKAY?
Navi: Ohhhhhhhh, now we're getting somewhere!
Link: Oh, for the love of Din! *Gets up and walks over to the brink of the gorge and sits down*
Navi: Hey, what's your problem, Link! *Follows* What do you have against the world, anyway?
Link: Look, I'm not the one with the problem, alright? It's the world that has a problem with me! People take one look at me and go "AAAARRRRGH! It's a big, stupid, ugly Hylian!" *Sighs* They judge me before they even know me. That's why I'm better off alone.
Navi: You know what? When we met, I didn't think you were a big, stupid, ugly Hylian.
Link: Yeah, I know.
Navi: So, er, are there any fairies up there?
Link: Well, um, there's Tara...the small...and annoying,
Navi: Okay, okay, I see it. I see it now. The big, shiny one right? There, right there!
Link: Navi, that's the moon.
Navi: Oh.
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~ In Ganondorf's bedroom, we see a shot of Ganondorf lying in bed with a martini in his hand, watching the Magic Mirror. ~
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Ganondorf: Again, show me again!
Magic Mirror: *Flashes Ganondorf a pissed face and then shows a picture of Princess Zelda with music playing in the background*
Ganondorf: Ah, perfect. *Covers his man-bosoms with the blanket and smiles*
~ At the edge of a rocky gorge. ~
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Link: *Looks into a cave* Hey, over here!
Navi: *Stares at it* Link! We can do better than that! I don't think that is fit for a princess!
Zelda: *Looks around* No, no! It's perfect! It just needs some homey touches!
Link: Homey touches...?
Zelda: *Rips off a giant piece of bark off a tree* A door? *Goes inside the cave and slams the bark over the entrance* Well, gentlemen, I bid thee goodnight!
Navi: You want me to come in and read you a bedtime story or something? Because I will!
Zelda: I SAID GOODNIGHT!
Link: *Looks at a boulder and starts pushing it over the doorway*
Navi: Link, what are you doing?!
Link: *Laughs and stops* I just...oh, you know! Oh, come on! I was only kidding!
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~ A couple minutes later and it's nighttime. Link and Navi are lying on their back, admiring the stars. ~
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Link: And, er, that one's Dampé, the only Hylian to spit over three wheatfields.
Navi: Right, yeah... Hey, can you tell me my future from these stars?
Link: The stars don't tell futures, Navi, they tell stories. *Looks up* Look, there's "Bean-selling Guy" the Flatulent. You can guess what he's famous for. *Laughs*
Navi: Okay, now I know you are making this up!
Link: No, really! Look, there he is...*points*...and there's the group of customers running away from his stench!
Navi: Man, that ain't nothing but a bunch of little dots!
Link: You know Navi, sometimes, things are more than they appear, hmmm? Forget it.
Navi: *Sighs* Hey, Link. What are we going to do when we get our forest back, anyway?
Link: "Our forest"?
Navi: Yeah, you know! After we're through rescuing the princess and everything!
Link: "We"? Navi, there's no "we", there's no "our"!
Navi: Hmm?
Link: It's just me and my forest. And the first thing I'm gonna do is build a ten-foot fence around my land! *Turns back to Navi*
Navi: *Looks down* You cut me deep, just now, Link. You cut me real deep. *Flies over to Link* You know...I think this whole wall idea is just a way to keep someone out!
Link: NAW, YA THINK?
Navi: Are you hiding something?
Link: Never mind, Navi!
Navi: Ohhhhhhhh, this is another one of them "onion" things, isn't it?
Link: No, it's one of those "drop it, and leave it alone" things!
Navi: Well, why don't you want to talk about it?
Link: Why do you want to talk about it?
Navi: Why are you blocking?
Link: I'm not blocking!
Navi: Oh, yes you are!
Link: Navi, I'm warning you!
Navi: Who are you trying to keep out, Link! Tell me that!
Link: EVERYONE, OKAY?
Navi: Ohhhhhhhh, now we're getting somewhere!
Link: Oh, for the love of Din! *Gets up and walks over to the brink of the gorge and sits down*
Navi: Hey, what's your problem, Link! *Follows* What do you have against the world, anyway?
Link: Look, I'm not the one with the problem, alright? It's the world that has a problem with me! People take one look at me and go "AAAARRRRGH! It's a big, stupid, ugly Hylian!" *Sighs* They judge me before they even know me. That's why I'm better off alone.
Navi: You know what? When we met, I didn't think you were a big, stupid, ugly Hylian.
Link: Yeah, I know.
Navi: So, er, are there any fairies up there?
Link: Well, um, there's Tara...the small...and annoying,
Navi: Okay, okay, I see it. I see it now. The big, shiny one right? There, right there!
Link: Navi, that's the moon.
Navi: Oh.
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~ In Ganondorf's bedroom, we see a shot of Ganondorf lying in bed with a martini in his hand, watching the Magic Mirror. ~
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Ganondorf: Again, show me again!
Magic Mirror: *Flashes Ganondorf a pissed face and then shows a picture of Princess Zelda with music playing in the background*
Ganondorf: Ah, perfect. *Covers his man-bosoms with the blanket and smiles*
