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~ Early the next morning... ~

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Zelda: *Opens the door to her cave and looks around*

Link: *Snores*

Zelda: *Darts off into the forest, spots Kaepora Gaebora sitting on his wife's nest and starts singing "Zelda's Lullaby"* Laaaa, la laaaa! La, la, laaa, la, laaaaa!

Kaepora: *Vocalizes* Laaa, la LA, la la, lalalaaaa!

Zelda: *Sings* Laaa, la laaaa!

Kaepora: *Vocalizes* Laaa, la laaaa!

Zelda: *Sings* Laaa, la LA, la LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Kaepora: *Tries to vocalize* LAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Zelda: LAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaepora: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *Puffs up, chokes and then...*

::POOF!::

Kaepora: *Is nothing but two singed feet and falling feathers*

Zelda: *Looks into Kaepora's nest and sees some eggs*

~ Later. ~

Link: *Sniffs, wakes up and yawns*

Navi: *Sleeping* Mmmm, yeah, you know I like that. C'mon, man, I said I like that.

Link: *Cuffs Navi* Navi, wake up!

Navi: *Half-asleep* Huh, what?

Link: WAKE UP!

Navi: What?

Zelda: *Looks over from roasting some eggs over a little rock* Good morning. How do you like your eggs?

Navi: Good morning, Princess!

Link: What's all this about?

Zelda: You know...we kind of got off at a bad start yesterday, and I wanted to make it up. *Gives Link and Navi some eggs* After all, you did rescue me.

Link: Uh...thanks...

Navi: *Sniffs the eggs*

Zelda: Eat up! We have a long day ahead of us! *Starts singing*

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~ While walking through the forest, on the way to Ganon's Castle. ~

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Link: *Burps*

Navi: Link!

Link: What? It's a compliment! Better in than out, I always say! *Laughs*

Navi: Now, that's no way to behave in front of a princess!

Zelda: *Walks past them and burps*

Navi and Link: *Stare*

Zelda: Thanks.

Navi: She's as nasty as you are!

Link: *Laughs* You know, you're not exactly what I expected.

Zelda: Well, maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them. *Starts singing*

Skull Kid: *With a cheesy French accent* La liberteeeeeeeeeee! Hey! *Swoops down from the trees, holding onto a rope, swipes Zelda and swings back up to the branches*

Link: Princess!

Skull Kid: *Laughs*

Zelda: What are you doing?

Skull Kid: Be still, mon cherie, for I am your savior! And I am rescuing you from this green-wearing...*Makes kissing sounds*...beast!

Link: Hey! That's my princess! Go find your own!!

Skull Kid: Please, Hylian! Can't you see I'm a little beeey-zeee (busy) here?

Zelda: Look, pal! I don't know who you think you are...

Skull Kid: Ah, but of course! Oh, how rude! Oh, merry meeeeeeeeen! *Laughs*

~ A bunch of Deku Scrubs pop out from behind the trees. ~

Deku Scrub #1: *Starts playing the accordion*

Merry "Men": Ta da da da da da woo!

Skull Kid: *Sings* I steal from the rich, but don't give to the needy!

Merry "Men": He takes the whole percentage!

Skull Kid: I'm so greedy! I rescue pretty damsels, man, I'm dull!

Merry "Men": What a guy, Monsieur SKULL!

Skull Kid: Break it down!

Merry "Men": *Start riverdancing!*

Skull Kid: I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid.

Merry "Men": What he's basically saying is that he likes to get-

Skull Kid: Paid!

Merry "Men": Sooooooo...

Skull Kid: *Starts snapping fingers to the beat* When a Hylian in a bush grabs a lady by the tush, that's bad!

Merry "Men": That's bad! That's bad! That's bad!

Skull Kid: *Starts leading snapping Deku Scrubs towards Link* When a beauty's with a beast, that makes me awfully mad!

Merry "Men": He's mad! He's mad! He's really, really, mad!

Skull Kid: *Takes out a little dagger* I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart! Keep your eyes on me, boys! Because I'm about to STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!!! *Gets kicked and becomes knocked out*

Zelda: *Karate yells and does a little front flip*

Merry "Men": *Gasp*

Zelda: Man, that was annoying!

Deku Scrub #2: Why you little... *Produces a bow and shoots off an arrow, but the arrow ricochets along some trees...*

Link: *Grabs Navi before the arrow hits her...*

Zelda: *Beats up the Deku Scrub*

Deku Scrub #3: *Tries to attack Zelda, but Zelda smacks him with her hair and he gets knocked out*

Zelda: *Gets surrounded by two Deku Scrubs* HI-YAH! *Jumps into the air, and does a mid-air split!*

/ SCREEN PAUSES, THE CAMERA REVOLVES AROUND THE SCENE, LIKE IN "THE MATRIX" \

Zelda: *Fixes hair*

/ REGULAR MOTION IS RESTORED \

Zelda: *Kicks the two Deku Scrubs*

Deku Scrub #1: *Still playing the accordion while backed up against a tree*

Zelda: *Runs up the Deku Scrub, runs up the tree, does a flip, lands on the ground and punches the Deku Scrub through the accordion, KO-ing him. She chuckles* Um, shall we? *Starts walking away*

Link: *Stares at Zelda* Hold the phone... *Drops Navi*

Navi: Oof!

Link: *Runs after Zelda* Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on now! Where did that come from?

Zelda: What?

Link: That! Back there! That was amazing! Where did you learn all of that?

Zelda: Well, *chuckles* when one lives alone, one has to learn these things in case there's a-there's an arrow in your butt! *Points*

Link: *Turns around and examines his butt* Well, what do you know? *Pokes it and winces*

Zelda: Oh no! This is my fault! I'm so sorry!

Navi: Why? What's wrong?

Zelda: Link's hurt.

Navi: Link's hurt. Link's hurt? Oh, no! Link's gonna die!

Link: Navi, I'm okay.

Navi: You can't do this to me, Link! I'm too young for you to die! Keep your legs elevated! Turn your head and cough! Does anyone know the Heimlich?

Zelda: Navi! Calm down! If you really want to help Link, run into the woods and find me a blue flower with red thorns!

Navi: Blue flower, red thorns! I'm on it! Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Don't die, Link! If you see a long tunnel, STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT!

Link and Zelda: NAVI!

Navi: Oh, yeah, right! Blue flower, red thorns! Blue flower, red thorns... *Flies off*

Link: What are the flowers for?

Zelda: Getting rid of Navi. Now if you hold still, I can yank this thing out. *Pulls on the arrow*

Link: Ow! Easy on the yanking! *Twirls around in circles*

Zelda: I'm sorry, but it has to come out! *Chases after the arrow*

Link: No, it's tender! *Continues spinning*

Zelda: Now hold on! *Continues chasing*

Link: What you're doing is the opposite of help!

Zelda: Don't move!

Link: Look, time out!

Zelda: Would you--*Grunts* Okay...what do you propose we do?

~ Somewhere in the forest... ~

Navi: Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. This would be so much easier if I were able to pick things up!

Link's Voice: OW!

Navi: Don't worry, Link! I'm coming!

~ Back near Zelda and Link. ~

Link: Ow, not good!

Zelda: Okay, okay. I can almost see the head! *Pulls*

Link: *Grunts*

Zelda: It's just about-

Link: Ow! *Falls over with Zelda on top of him* Ohh...

Navi: *Comes back with no flowers* Ahem.

Link: *Kicks Zelda off* It was nothing. We were just, uh...

Navi: Look, if you wanted to be alone, all you had to do was ask, okay?

Link: Oh, come on! That's the last thing on my mind! The princess here was just-UGH!!!!!

Zelda: *Holds up the arrow and gives Link a proud look*

Link: Ow...

Navi: Hey, what's that? *Nervous chuckle* Is that...is that blood? *Sighs and faints*