************************************************************************
~ Early the next morning... ~
************************************************************************
Zelda: *Opens the door to her cave and looks around*
Link: *Snores*
Zelda: *Darts off into the forest, spots Kaepora Gaebora sitting on his wife's nest and starts singing "Zelda's Lullaby"* Laaaa, la laaaa! La, la, laaa, la, laaaaa!
Kaepora: *Vocalizes* Laaa, la LA, la la, lalalaaaa!
Zelda: *Sings* Laaa, la laaaa!
Kaepora: *Vocalizes* Laaa, la laaaa!
Zelda: *Sings* Laaa, la LA, la LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Kaepora: *Tries to vocalize* LAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Zelda: LAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaepora: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *Puffs up, chokes and then...*
::POOF!::
Kaepora: *Is nothing but two singed feet and falling feathers*
Zelda: *Looks into Kaepora's nest and sees some eggs*
~ Later. ~
Link: *Sniffs, wakes up and yawns*
Navi: *Sleeping* Mmmm, yeah, you know I like that. C'mon, man, I said I like that.
Link: *Cuffs Navi* Navi, wake up!
Navi: *Half-asleep* Huh, what?
Link: WAKE UP!
Navi: What?
Zelda: *Looks over from roasting some eggs over a little rock* Good morning. How do you like your eggs?
Navi: Good morning, Princess!
Link: What's all this about?
Zelda: You know...we kind of got off at a bad start yesterday, and I wanted to make it up. *Gives Link and Navi some eggs* After all, you did rescue me.
Link: Uh...thanks...
Navi: *Sniffs the eggs*
Zelda: Eat up! We have a long day ahead of us! *Starts singing*
************************************************************************
~ While walking through the forest, on the way to Ganon's Castle. ~
************************************************************************
Link: *Burps*
Navi: Link!
Link: What? It's a compliment! Better in than out, I always say! *Laughs*
Navi: Now, that's no way to behave in front of a princess!
Zelda: *Walks past them and burps*
Navi and Link: *Stare*
Zelda: Thanks.
Navi: She's as nasty as you are!
Link: *Laughs* You know, you're not exactly what I expected.
Zelda: Well, maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them. *Starts singing*
Skull Kid: *With a cheesy French accent* La liberteeeeeeeeeee! Hey! *Swoops down from the trees, holding onto a rope, swipes Zelda and swings back up to the branches*
Link: Princess!
Skull Kid: *Laughs*
Zelda: What are you doing?
Skull Kid: Be still, mon cherie, for I am your savior! And I am rescuing you from this green-wearing...*Makes kissing sounds*...beast!
Link: Hey! That's my princess! Go find your own!!
Skull Kid: Please, Hylian! Can't you see I'm a little beeey-zeee (busy) here?
Zelda: Look, pal! I don't know who you think you are...
Skull Kid: Ah, but of course! Oh, how rude! Oh, merry meeeeeeeeen! *Laughs*
~ A bunch of Deku Scrubs pop out from behind the trees. ~
Deku Scrub #1: *Starts playing the accordion*
Merry "Men": Ta da da da da da woo!
Skull Kid: *Sings* I steal from the rich, but don't give to the needy!
Merry "Men": He takes the whole percentage!
Skull Kid: I'm so greedy! I rescue pretty damsels, man, I'm dull!
Merry "Men": What a guy, Monsieur SKULL!
Skull Kid: Break it down!
Merry "Men": *Start riverdancing!*
Skull Kid: I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid.
Merry "Men": What he's basically saying is that he likes to get-
Skull Kid: Paid!
Merry "Men": Sooooooo...
Skull Kid: *Starts snapping fingers to the beat* When a Hylian in a bush grabs a lady by the tush, that's bad!
Merry "Men": That's bad! That's bad! That's bad!
Skull Kid: *Starts leading snapping Deku Scrubs towards Link* When a beauty's with a beast, that makes me awfully mad!
Merry "Men": He's mad! He's mad! He's really, really, mad!
Skull Kid: *Takes out a little dagger* I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart! Keep your eyes on me, boys! Because I'm about to STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!!! *Gets kicked and becomes knocked out*
Zelda: *Karate yells and does a little front flip*
Merry "Men": *Gasp*
Zelda: Man, that was annoying!
Deku Scrub #2: Why you little... *Produces a bow and shoots off an arrow, but the arrow ricochets along some trees...*
Link: *Grabs Navi before the arrow hits her...*
Zelda: *Beats up the Deku Scrub*
Deku Scrub #3: *Tries to attack Zelda, but Zelda smacks him with her hair and he gets knocked out*
Zelda: *Gets surrounded by two Deku Scrubs* HI-YAH! *Jumps into the air, and does a mid-air split!*
/ SCREEN PAUSES, THE CAMERA REVOLVES AROUND THE SCENE, LIKE IN "THE MATRIX" \
Zelda: *Fixes hair*
/ REGULAR MOTION IS RESTORED \
Zelda: *Kicks the two Deku Scrubs*
Deku Scrub #1: *Still playing the accordion while backed up against a tree*
Zelda: *Runs up the Deku Scrub, runs up the tree, does a flip, lands on the ground and punches the Deku Scrub through the accordion, KO-ing him. She chuckles* Um, shall we? *Starts walking away*
Link: *Stares at Zelda* Hold the phone... *Drops Navi*
Navi: Oof!
Link: *Runs after Zelda* Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on now! Where did that come from?
Zelda: What?
Link: That! Back there! That was amazing! Where did you learn all of that?
Zelda: Well, *chuckles* when one lives alone, one has to learn these things in case there's a-there's an arrow in your butt! *Points*
Link: *Turns around and examines his butt* Well, what do you know? *Pokes it and winces*
Zelda: Oh no! This is my fault! I'm so sorry!
Navi: Why? What's wrong?
Zelda: Link's hurt.
Navi: Link's hurt. Link's hurt? Oh, no! Link's gonna die!
Link: Navi, I'm okay.
Navi: You can't do this to me, Link! I'm too young for you to die! Keep your legs elevated! Turn your head and cough! Does anyone know the Heimlich?
Zelda: Navi! Calm down! If you really want to help Link, run into the woods and find me a blue flower with red thorns!
Navi: Blue flower, red thorns! I'm on it! Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Don't die, Link! If you see a long tunnel, STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT!
Link and Zelda: NAVI!
Navi: Oh, yeah, right! Blue flower, red thorns! Blue flower, red thorns... *Flies off*
Link: What are the flowers for?
Zelda: Getting rid of Navi. Now if you hold still, I can yank this thing out. *Pulls on the arrow*
Link: Ow! Easy on the yanking! *Twirls around in circles*
Zelda: I'm sorry, but it has to come out! *Chases after the arrow*
Link: No, it's tender! *Continues spinning*
Zelda: Now hold on! *Continues chasing*
Link: What you're doing is the opposite of help!
Zelda: Don't move!
Link: Look, time out!
Zelda: Would you--*Grunts* Okay...what do you propose we do?
~ Somewhere in the forest... ~
Navi: Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. This would be so much easier if I were able to pick things up!
Link's Voice: OW!
Navi: Don't worry, Link! I'm coming!
~ Back near Zelda and Link. ~
Link: Ow, not good!
Zelda: Okay, okay. I can almost see the head! *Pulls*
Link: *Grunts*
Zelda: It's just about-
Link: Ow! *Falls over with Zelda on top of him* Ohh...
Navi: *Comes back with no flowers* Ahem.
Link: *Kicks Zelda off* It was nothing. We were just, uh...
Navi: Look, if you wanted to be alone, all you had to do was ask, okay?
Link: Oh, come on! That's the last thing on my mind! The princess here was just-UGH!!!!!
Zelda: *Holds up the arrow and gives Link a proud look*
Link: Ow...
Navi: Hey, what's that? *Nervous chuckle* Is that...is that blood? *Sighs and faints*
~ Early the next morning... ~
************************************************************************
Zelda: *Opens the door to her cave and looks around*
Link: *Snores*
Zelda: *Darts off into the forest, spots Kaepora Gaebora sitting on his wife's nest and starts singing "Zelda's Lullaby"* Laaaa, la laaaa! La, la, laaa, la, laaaaa!
Kaepora: *Vocalizes* Laaa, la LA, la la, lalalaaaa!
Zelda: *Sings* Laaa, la laaaa!
Kaepora: *Vocalizes* Laaa, la laaaa!
Zelda: *Sings* Laaa, la LA, la LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Kaepora: *Tries to vocalize* LAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Zelda: LAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaepora: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *Puffs up, chokes and then...*
::POOF!::
Kaepora: *Is nothing but two singed feet and falling feathers*
Zelda: *Looks into Kaepora's nest and sees some eggs*
~ Later. ~
Link: *Sniffs, wakes up and yawns*
Navi: *Sleeping* Mmmm, yeah, you know I like that. C'mon, man, I said I like that.
Link: *Cuffs Navi* Navi, wake up!
Navi: *Half-asleep* Huh, what?
Link: WAKE UP!
Navi: What?
Zelda: *Looks over from roasting some eggs over a little rock* Good morning. How do you like your eggs?
Navi: Good morning, Princess!
Link: What's all this about?
Zelda: You know...we kind of got off at a bad start yesterday, and I wanted to make it up. *Gives Link and Navi some eggs* After all, you did rescue me.
Link: Uh...thanks...
Navi: *Sniffs the eggs*
Zelda: Eat up! We have a long day ahead of us! *Starts singing*
************************************************************************
~ While walking through the forest, on the way to Ganon's Castle. ~
************************************************************************
Link: *Burps*
Navi: Link!
Link: What? It's a compliment! Better in than out, I always say! *Laughs*
Navi: Now, that's no way to behave in front of a princess!
Zelda: *Walks past them and burps*
Navi and Link: *Stare*
Zelda: Thanks.
Navi: She's as nasty as you are!
Link: *Laughs* You know, you're not exactly what I expected.
Zelda: Well, maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them. *Starts singing*
Skull Kid: *With a cheesy French accent* La liberteeeeeeeeeee! Hey! *Swoops down from the trees, holding onto a rope, swipes Zelda and swings back up to the branches*
Link: Princess!
Skull Kid: *Laughs*
Zelda: What are you doing?
Skull Kid: Be still, mon cherie, for I am your savior! And I am rescuing you from this green-wearing...*Makes kissing sounds*...beast!
Link: Hey! That's my princess! Go find your own!!
Skull Kid: Please, Hylian! Can't you see I'm a little beeey-zeee (busy) here?
Zelda: Look, pal! I don't know who you think you are...
Skull Kid: Ah, but of course! Oh, how rude! Oh, merry meeeeeeeeen! *Laughs*
~ A bunch of Deku Scrubs pop out from behind the trees. ~
Deku Scrub #1: *Starts playing the accordion*
Merry "Men": Ta da da da da da woo!
Skull Kid: *Sings* I steal from the rich, but don't give to the needy!
Merry "Men": He takes the whole percentage!
Skull Kid: I'm so greedy! I rescue pretty damsels, man, I'm dull!
Merry "Men": What a guy, Monsieur SKULL!
Skull Kid: Break it down!
Merry "Men": *Start riverdancing!*
Skull Kid: I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid.
Merry "Men": What he's basically saying is that he likes to get-
Skull Kid: Paid!
Merry "Men": Sooooooo...
Skull Kid: *Starts snapping fingers to the beat* When a Hylian in a bush grabs a lady by the tush, that's bad!
Merry "Men": That's bad! That's bad! That's bad!
Skull Kid: *Starts leading snapping Deku Scrubs towards Link* When a beauty's with a beast, that makes me awfully mad!
Merry "Men": He's mad! He's mad! He's really, really, mad!
Skull Kid: *Takes out a little dagger* I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart! Keep your eyes on me, boys! Because I'm about to STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!!! *Gets kicked and becomes knocked out*
Zelda: *Karate yells and does a little front flip*
Merry "Men": *Gasp*
Zelda: Man, that was annoying!
Deku Scrub #2: Why you little... *Produces a bow and shoots off an arrow, but the arrow ricochets along some trees...*
Link: *Grabs Navi before the arrow hits her...*
Zelda: *Beats up the Deku Scrub*
Deku Scrub #3: *Tries to attack Zelda, but Zelda smacks him with her hair and he gets knocked out*
Zelda: *Gets surrounded by two Deku Scrubs* HI-YAH! *Jumps into the air, and does a mid-air split!*
/ SCREEN PAUSES, THE CAMERA REVOLVES AROUND THE SCENE, LIKE IN "THE MATRIX" \
Zelda: *Fixes hair*
/ REGULAR MOTION IS RESTORED \
Zelda: *Kicks the two Deku Scrubs*
Deku Scrub #1: *Still playing the accordion while backed up against a tree*
Zelda: *Runs up the Deku Scrub, runs up the tree, does a flip, lands on the ground and punches the Deku Scrub through the accordion, KO-ing him. She chuckles* Um, shall we? *Starts walking away*
Link: *Stares at Zelda* Hold the phone... *Drops Navi*
Navi: Oof!
Link: *Runs after Zelda* Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on now! Where did that come from?
Zelda: What?
Link: That! Back there! That was amazing! Where did you learn all of that?
Zelda: Well, *chuckles* when one lives alone, one has to learn these things in case there's a-there's an arrow in your butt! *Points*
Link: *Turns around and examines his butt* Well, what do you know? *Pokes it and winces*
Zelda: Oh no! This is my fault! I'm so sorry!
Navi: Why? What's wrong?
Zelda: Link's hurt.
Navi: Link's hurt. Link's hurt? Oh, no! Link's gonna die!
Link: Navi, I'm okay.
Navi: You can't do this to me, Link! I'm too young for you to die! Keep your legs elevated! Turn your head and cough! Does anyone know the Heimlich?
Zelda: Navi! Calm down! If you really want to help Link, run into the woods and find me a blue flower with red thorns!
Navi: Blue flower, red thorns! I'm on it! Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Don't die, Link! If you see a long tunnel, STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT!
Link and Zelda: NAVI!
Navi: Oh, yeah, right! Blue flower, red thorns! Blue flower, red thorns... *Flies off*
Link: What are the flowers for?
Zelda: Getting rid of Navi. Now if you hold still, I can yank this thing out. *Pulls on the arrow*
Link: Ow! Easy on the yanking! *Twirls around in circles*
Zelda: I'm sorry, but it has to come out! *Chases after the arrow*
Link: No, it's tender! *Continues spinning*
Zelda: Now hold on! *Continues chasing*
Link: What you're doing is the opposite of help!
Zelda: Don't move!
Link: Look, time out!
Zelda: Would you--*Grunts* Okay...what do you propose we do?
~ Somewhere in the forest... ~
Navi: Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. This would be so much easier if I were able to pick things up!
Link's Voice: OW!
Navi: Don't worry, Link! I'm coming!
~ Back near Zelda and Link. ~
Link: Ow, not good!
Zelda: Okay, okay. I can almost see the head! *Pulls*
Link: *Grunts*
Zelda: It's just about-
Link: Ow! *Falls over with Zelda on top of him* Ohh...
Navi: *Comes back with no flowers* Ahem.
Link: *Kicks Zelda off* It was nothing. We were just, uh...
Navi: Look, if you wanted to be alone, all you had to do was ask, okay?
Link: Oh, come on! That's the last thing on my mind! The princess here was just-UGH!!!!!
Zelda: *Holds up the arrow and gives Link a proud look*
Link: Ow...
Navi: Hey, what's that? *Nervous chuckle* Is that...is that blood? *Sighs and faints*
