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~ A couple of hours have passed. Link and Zelda have been walking together for some time now, growing more and more in love within each second. Navi just flew behind, being ignored. Now the three friends have finally reached Hyrule field again. ~

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Link: There it is, Princess! Your future awaits!

Zelda: That's Ganon's Castle?

Navi: Yeah, I know. You know, Link thinks Lord Ganondorf is compensating up there for something, which I think means he has a really small--*Gets smacked*--OW!

Link: Well, I guess we better move on...

Zelda: Sure, but Link! I'm uh...I'm worried about Navi!

Link: What?

Zelda: I mean, look at him! He doesn't look good at all!

Navi: What are you talking about? I feel fine!

Zelda: Well, that's what they all say, before they are lying on their backs.

Navi: ??

Zelda: DEAD.

Link: You know! She's right! You look awful! Do you want to sit down?

Zelda: You know...I'll make some tea!

Navi: Well, I didn't want to see anything, but I have this twinge on my back and when I turn my wing like this--::CRUNCH::--OW! See?

Link: Who's hungry? I'll find us some dinner!

Zelda: I'll get the firewood!

Navi: Hey! Where are you going? Oh man, I can't feel my toes! *Looks around* I DON'T HAVE ANY TOES!!!! *Sniffs* I think I need a hug...

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~ Some time later. ~

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Zelda: *Is eating something impaled on a stick* Mmm... Mmmm...! This is good! What is it?

Link: Er, cucco...rotisserie style!

/ CAMERA PANS OVER TO A SHOT OF A CUCCO BEING ROASTED ON A PIKE \

Zelda: No kidding? Well, this is delicious!

Link: Well, they are also great in stews! Not to brag, but I make a mean cucco stew.

Zelda: *Sighs and looks over towards Ganon's Castle* I guess I'll be dining differently tomorrow night...

Link: *Takes a bite of cucco* Maybe you can visit me in the forest sometime! I'll cook all kinds of stuff for you! Forest rabbit soup, fisheye tartare, you name it.

Zelda: *Laughs* I'd like that.

Link: *Slurps up a feather and laughs* Um...Princess...? *Leans in closer*

Zelda: Yes, Link? *Leans in towards Link*

Link: Um...I was wondering if you... *Sighs* Are you going to finish that? *Goes in for a kiss*

Navi: *Pops up outta nowhere* MAN, ISN'T THIS ROMANTIC? JUST LOOK AT THAT SUNSET!!!

Zelda: Sunset? *Jumps up* Oh, no! It's late! It's very late!

Link: What?

Navi: Oh, now I see what's going on here!

Zelda: *Looks nervous*

Navi: You're afraid of the dark, aren't you?

Zelda: Yes! That's it! I'm terrified! You know, I'd better go inside! *Runs towards the newly-replaced windmill from Kakariko Village*

Navi: Well, don't be afraid, Princess! You know, I used to be afraid of the dark, too! Hey, wait a minute...I still am afraid of the dark!

Zelda: *Heads inside the windmill* Goodnight. *Closes door behind her*

Link: Goodnight...

Navi: Ohhhh, now I really know what's going on around here!

Link: What are you talking about?

Navi: Hey, I don't even want to hear it! Look, I'm a fairy and I have instincts and I know you two are diggin' on each other-I can feel it!

Link: Oh, you're crazy! I'm just bringing her back to Ganondorf!

Navi: Oh, come on, Link! Just wake up and smell the pheromones!

Link: I, er...there's nothing to tell! Even if I did tell her that, well, you know...and I'm not saying I do...because I don't... Look, she's a princess, and I'm...

Navi: A Hylian?

Link: *Has an irritated look on his face* Yes. *Walks away*

Navi: Hey! Where are you going?

Link: To get...to get more firewood.