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~ Inside the windmill, we see that a certain fairy has snuck inside. ~

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Navi: Princess? Princess Zelda? Princess...where are you?

::Wings fluttering can be heard.::

Navi: *Shoots a glance* Princess?

::Creak...::

Navi: *Gasps* It's very spooky in here! I'm not playing any games! *Bumps into Zelda, who looks REALLY ugly*

Zelda: AHHHHHHHH!

Navi: AHHHHHHHH!

Zelda: No, no!

Navi: Oh, no! Help!!

Zelda: Shh!

Navi: Link! Link! Link!

Zelda: No! It's okay, it's okay...

Navi: What did you do with the princess?

Zelda: Navi, I am the princess!

Navi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

Zelda: It's me...in this body!

Navi: Oh my goddess, you ATE the princess! *Leans in towards Zelda's stomach* Can you hear me?

Zelda: Navi!

Navi: *Still talking to the stomach* Keep breathing! I'll get you out of there!

Zelda: NO!

Navi: Link! Link!!

Zelda: *Catches Navi in her hands* Shh, this is me!

Navi: Princess...?

Zelda: *Smiles in a nervous way*

Navi: What happened to you?! You look uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, different!

Zelda: *Turns away* I'm ugly, okay?

Navi: Well yeah! Was it something you ate because I told Link those cuccos were a bad idea. You are what you eat, you know-

Zelda: No, this has been happening longer than I can remember...

Navi: What do you mean? I have never seen you look this way before!

Zelda: It only happens when the sun goes down. *Looks into a pool of water* "By night one day, by day another. This shall be the norm, until you find true love's first kiss and then take love's true form..."

Navi: That was beautiful! I didn't know you wrote poetry!

Zelda: It's a spell! *Sighs* When I was a little girl, a poe cast a spell on me. Every night I become this...this horrible, ugly...BEAST! I was placed in that tower to await the day my true love would come and rescue me. That's why I have to marry Lord Ganondorf tomorrow, before he sees me like this... *Starts crying*

Navi: Alright, alright, calm down! Look, it's not that bad! You're not that ugly! Alright, I'm not going to lie! You are ugly! But you only look like this at night! Link's ugly twenty-four-seven.

Zelda: But Navi, I'm a princess. And this isn't the way princesses are supposed to look!

Navi: How about you don't marry Ganondorf?

Zelda: I have to. It's the only way to break the spell.

Navi: But you know... You're kind of a Hylian and Link...well, you two have a lot in common!

Zelda: *Looks up* Link?

~ Outside the windmill. ~

Link: *Walks around outside, holding a sunflower. He starts reciting lines* "Princess, I... Uh, how's it going, first of all? Good? Um, yeah, good for me too! I'm okay... I saw this flower and thought of you because it is pretty. Well, I don't really like it, but I thought you might because you are pretty! But I like you anyway!" Ah...um...er... *Sighs* I'm in trouble. *Walks up to the windmill door* Alright, here we go!

Zelda's Voice: I can't just marry whoever I want. Take a good look at me, Navi! I mean, really. Who could ever love a beast so hideous and ugly? "Princess" and "Ugly" don't go together. That's why I can't marry Link!

Link: *Gasps*

Zelda's Voice: My only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my true love.

Link: *Sighs deeply*

Zelda's Voice: Don't you see, Navi? That's the way it has to be!

Link: *Walks off, dropping the flower at the door*

~ Inside the windmill. ~

Zelda: It's the only way to break the spell!

Navi: You gotta tell Link the truth!

Zelda: NO! You mustn't breathe a word! No one must ever know!

Navi: What's the point of talking if you have to keep secrets?

Zelda: Promise me, Navi! Promise me!

Navi: Alright! I promise! I won't tell him...but you should! *Navi flies outside* I know just before this is over, I am going to need a whole lot of serious therapy! Look at my eye twitchin'! Oh, wait...you can't... *Flies away*

~ One or two hours later...~

Navi: *Snores*

Zelda: *Opens the door and sees the flower there on the ground. She picks it up and goes inside*

Zelda's Voice: I tell him. I tell him not. I tell him...

~ Inside the windmill. ~

Zelda: *Plucks off a petal for each choice she says* I tell him not. I tell him...