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~ Inside the windmill...still... ~

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Zelda: *Still plucking off petals* I tell him, I tell him not. I tell him, I tell him not... *Plucks off the last petal* I tell him!

~ Outside. The dawn sun is coming up. ~

Zelda: Link! Link! There's something I want to tell- *Looks around*

Navi: *Snores*

:: "Zelda's Lullaby" plays as Zelda changes back to being a beautiful princess. ::

Zelda: *Runs up to Link, who is coming in from over the hills* Link! Link, all you alright?

Link: *Keeps walking and has a sour tone of voice* I'm great. I have never been better.

Zelda: Er, there's something I have to tell you.

Link: You don't have to tell me anything, Princess! I heard you last night!

Zelda: You heard what I said?

Link: Every word.

Zelda: I thought you would understand... *Thinks Link is talking about her being ugly*

Link: Oh, I understand! Like you said, "Who could love a hideous, ugly beast?" *Thinks Zelda is talking about him being ugly*

Zelda: But I thought that wouldn't matter to you...

Link: Yeah, well it does! *Turns to the horizon* Ah, right on time. Princess, I've brought something for you.

::Fanfare::

Navi: *Wakes up* Ah! What'd I miss? What'd I miss! *Runs after Link and Zelda*

Ganondorf: *Rides up to Link and Zelda on a black steed* Princess Zelda...

Link: As promised. Now hand it over.

Ganondorf: Very well, Hylian. Emptied out, as agreed. Take it and go... *Gives him the forest deed*

Link: *Snatches it and walks off*

Ganondorf: ...before I change my mind. *Turns to Zelda* Forgive me, Princess, for startling you, but you startled me. I have never seen such a radiant beauty before. I am Lord Ganondorf.

Zelda: Lord Ganondorf? Oh, no, no. Forgive me, my Lord, for I was just saying a...

Ganondorf: *Gets off his horse to reveal his tremendous height*

Zelda: ...big farewell.

Ganondorf: Ah, that is so sweet! You don't have to waste time on the Hylian. It's not like it has feelings.

Zelda: No... It doesn't.

Link: *Looks extremely hurt*

Ganondorf: Princess Zelda. Beautiful, fair, flawless Zelda! I ask your hand in marriage. *Takes Zelda's hand*

Zelda: *Is lifted upwards* Ah!

Ganondorf: Will you be the perfect bride for the perfect groom?

Zelda: Lord Ganondorf, I accept. Nothing will make-

Ganondorf: EXCELLENT! I'll start the plans! *Lifts Zelda on to his horse, and then gets on* For tomorrow, we wed!

Zelda: NO! I mean... Why wait? Let's get married today! Before the sun sets!

Ganondorf: Oh, anxious are we? You're right! The sooner, the better! *Rides off* There's so much to do! There's the caterer, the cake, the band, the guests list. Captain! Round up some guests...

Zelda's Voice: Fare thee well, Hylian.

Navi: *Flies over to Link* Link, what are you doing? You let her go!

Link: Yeah, big whoop.

Navi: Link, there's something about her you don't know! Look, I talked to her last night-

Link: I know you talked to her last night. *Sounds as if going to cry* I bet you two are real pals, aren't you? Now if you two are such good friends, why don't you follow her home! *Stomps off*

Navi: But Link, I want to go with you...

Link: I told you, didn't I? You're not coming home with me! I live alone! My forest-me! Nobody else, okay? Nobody! Especially useless, pathetic, annoying TALKING FAIRIES!

Navi: But I thought...

Link: Yeah, well you thought wrong! *Storms away*

Navi: Link...