Mori no Kage: Welcome back everyone! I'm sorry that it took sooooooo long!

*crash*clang*bwong*

Lykouleon, Raseleane, and Alfeegi: "Kharl. Hee, hee, hee. How many times do we have to tell you? Heheheheheheheheh. Prepare for ultimate torture! Die!!!

Kharl: Garfakcy's fault.

Garfakcy: His fault.

*argue*argue*

Mori no Kage: That reminds me . . . Exactly where have you to been, Lykouleon, Raseleane?

Lykouleon and Raseleane: Inviting more guests! ^_^

Mori no Kage: Such as . . . ? Do they have freckles? I don't.

"Me!"

Lykouleon: Hi, Kenshin!

Mori no Kage: I'm calling my sister over.

Kitsunehime: I'm over here, dork.

Mori no Kage: Ooh yeah! Now we can do the 'Lord Kurama dance'! Youko-sama came back, now he's gonna kick some major butt! *cheer*cheer*dance* Whoo-hoo! Yay!

Kitsunehime: Yeah! Youko is back! *cheer*cheer*dance*

Kurama(redheaded one, silver haired one is Youko): Um, so what's this about?

Hiei: The baka ningens like you, that's what.

Kurama: Your point would be . . . ? - _ - ;;;;

Hiei: The baka ningens get hyper when you're nearby.

Mori no Kage & Kitsunehime: We're not human! We're on a Kurama high!

Kurama: R-right . . . Why me? *sweat drops*

Mori no Kage: He makes me blush! I don't know why! *she's in her own bizarre world*

Hiei: Is it because Kurama is pretty?

Mori no Kage & Kitsunehime: *ping* Are you gay, Hiei, sir? Punishment!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Don't sue!

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Chapter 4: Drunk people can be scary, Lykouleon's woes

"Alfeegi! *huff*puff* What was all the screaming--" Lykouleon froze at the scene of chaos before him. Alfeegi and Ruwalk were singing to the Draqueen flag, "O' say! Can you see by the dawn's early light,

What so proudly we hail'd at the blood's last gleaming?

When the youkai king fought our lord,

The castle crumbled, O'er the spells

What so gallantly cut its head off? And the blood's red glare, the spells busting in the air,

Gave proof through the night that our lord was still there. *sniff*

O' say does that dragon-spangled banner yet wave

O'er the land of Draqueen and the home of the dragons?"

(This song is bizarre cuz they're not what you can consider 'sane'. I could not find any other song to tease, I don't have the lyrics for anything, but I 'borrowed' Japanese lyrics from Kitsunehime for the 9th chapter on paper ^_^;;;;;;;)

"Okay, oh, no, this is not reality." said Lykouleon as he pinched himself on the hand. "That hurt!" (No Da! ^_^) He finds the Tetsusaiga and hits himself several times on the head in a sad attempt to clear his simple little mind. (Ne? How the hell did that get there?) "The Tetsusaiga? Oh yeah, I invited the Inuyasha group! How many people did we invite anyway?" (Am I supposed to know? And do I even want to know? Oh, and this chapter is about eight days from Lykouleon's wedding. Each chapter is about one day, more or less.)

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Everyone is drunk, Yue, Kurama, Barl, Fiji, and Marron are unconscious, they can't drink alcohol without losing their consciousness, Inuyasha is sipping sake and ramen, while a group of morons play strip poker. It seemed that the Dragon Lord was the only thing still sane.

'Ugh . . . I should probably go back to sleep . . .' thought Lykouleon. "Everyone must still be grumpy. They'll be fine in a couple of hours."

*boom*clang* "Oi!" *blub*blub*blub* "Woof!" "Strip poker!" "Baka hentai!" "Oniichan, you cheated!" "So? *hic*"

"What now?!" grumbled Lykouleon. He opened the door and then immediately slammed it shut and braced himself against it. "Good lord! I am not going to open that door again!"

The dragon lord opened the door a slit. He was obviously not ready to behold the scene before him. Everything was swimming in chaos. (Sometimes he would wish that he was blind.) The mess was overwhelming.

Lord Lykouleon went to the pool to find Alfeegi tied in a knot. The dragon lord called for Tetheus hoping that he was sane and could help.

Lykouleon looked into the pool and shrieked, "What in Draqueen are you doing to Tetheus?!!" *frustration marks*

Alfeegi was pushing Tetheus under water.

'They're definitely drunk.' Lykouleon thought grimly. 'Perhaps I should take a sip of sake, it might clear things a little . . . oh, hell no! I'll become insane like them if I do--'

Mihara Icchan strode over and asked, "Is something the matter, my lord?"

'Oh, no, is he talking to me? I mean, isn't he supposed to say, "Icchan go BOOM!"? I've been told that he's insane, but why is he sane now?' Lykouleon was puzzled. "What's this mess about?"

"I haven't a clue. I become sane when I'm drunk." (What in Makai?! Ack, I spilt the sake!)

" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . *sweat drops* . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Okay . . . . ."

Mihara Icchan leaves.

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Lykouleon stared nervously at a cup of sake. (Oh, come on! It can't be that bad.) He takes a sip. "Ugh, everything's fuzzy . . ." (Hah! That happens to me whenever I take my glasses off. or not . . .)

Shydeman asks Lykouleon to play strip poker. "I'm *hic* tellin' ya, it's fun! The only thing is, *hic* I keep losing to Shyrendora!" said a drunk Shydeman. Apparently, this was true. Shydeman was stripped to waist. (*bitter face* gross . . .) His little sister, Shyrendora, had only lost an earing.

"Rune, help!!!" yelped Lykouleon as he ran to Rune's quarters. He was being chased by a group of insane people.

Again, Lykouleon-sama wasn't prepared for the sight within a few feet from him.

Rune was wedged under a chair while trying to get away from the drunk Crewger and Illuser. Of course, knowing that poor ol' Rune-sama gets tortured a lot, Thatz, Kitchel, Rath, the fire dragon in its big form, Delte, and Grinfish were sitting on the chair.

The chair began to sag; it could not hold their weight. *creak*snap* The legs snapped, leaving Rune on the floor to be sat on. His pretty golden locks tumbled out silently behind him. They did not want to be sat on.

Tintlet and her sixteen children were trying to "figure out" what the gold stuff coming out of Rune's head was. (Like, duh! It's hair!) They all come up with the following: 1. A bush, 2. Roaches, 3. Flowers, 4. Bees, 5. Fireflies, or 6. The sun. (*doom* hahahah, roaches? How'd they come up with that?)

"Okay, never mind," said Lykouleon. "Why is everything so wrong today?" (Everyone's drunk, that's why.)

"Fukai fukai mori no oku ni ima mo kitto . . ." The song sound somewhat sad. (correct me if I'm wrong! I don't know the song to well, plus the computer's being an a**hole today.)

Kagome and Rin were singing. Judging from their expressions, Kagome was drunk and Rin was on a sugar high. (Never sing high notes after having sugar.)

Next, Lykouleon finds Kenshin, Yahiko, Hiko, and Sano singing "Heart of Sword" by TM Revolution.

Hotohori, Tatsuki, Inuyasha, Nuriko, Kaoru, and Megumi are singing "Sobakasu." (I do not know what wrote "Sobakasu.")

Sango sings "I Am" (by Hitomi) with Miaka.

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Lykouleon goes back to sleep.

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Mori no Kage: Ahhhhhh! Finally finished! *flop*sigh* I don't consider 'hell' as a swear. Oh, and here's a note.

Note: If you are fanfiction author on this site that wants reviews, I might search for your story and review to it if I like it, or if you need/want more reviews I'll suggest your story like I have done to Kitsunehime's, I might suggest your story more than once to urge others to read it, however, I would like your permission first. Tell me in a review. The thing is, you have to give me a signed review. I can never be too careful, now can I?

Arigatou! ^_^

Mori no Kage: I couldn't find enough characters in Dragon Knights, so I put other characters from different anime in here, I'm too lazy to make any more OC's, my drawing sucks, I don't have a scanner, my computer is an a**hole, the paint program is disgusting, and the mouse is just as bad. Please review! If you do review, please ask a question about the story. I'm getting bored just typing, I want to make review replies! Flames aren't exactly welcome, I don't want my room to go up in flames, but it is nice to be warmed . . . If it is a verbal flame, be sure to make it loud, I'm half deaf because of Kitsunehime . . . I also nearly killed my ears by raising the volume on the speakers, my plan back fired, you see, my brain is non-existent. Read Kitsunehime's stories. Good stories run in the family . . . blood (yeah right, sherlock). See ya in the next chapter! @_@ ^_^ Hey, I can do weird things with my face! *stretch* Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Everyone: *sweat drops* Back away, people! The author is insane! An idiot at that.

Mori no Kage: PLEASE REVIEW!!! I AM NOT GOING TO CONTINUE UNTIL I GET REVIEWS, I NEED AT LEAST TWO REVIWS!!! (I'd appreciate more, though . . . the more the merrier. (dunno if I spelled that right) ALL REVIEWERS WHO HAVE REVIEWED MORE THAN ONCE WILL APPEAR IN THE 'SPECIAL THANKS' AT THE END OF THE STORY IF THEY WANT TO. Oops, I 'accidently' used the caps lock . . . Ya know that ice dude, Touya from Yu Yu Hakusho? I beginning to have crush on him, even if he is the jerk that hurt Lord Kurama. He was a bit cute when he helped Yusuke and smiled . . .

Kurama: Why do I pity you, Touya?

Touya: 'Cause I'm about to be glomped by an idiot? -.-;;;;;;;; Life as a bishounen (dunno if that's spelled correctly either) is just so unfair . . . -.- *sighs*

Kurama: Don't worry, this happens to Hiei and myself as well. You see, they think that--

Hiei: Don't you dare, Kurama!

Kurama: Ooh, I dare! *sly face* They say he's bite sized and cute. *laughing slightly*

*pa-SHOOM!!!* Hiei shot upwards into the sky. (ooh, a rocket!)

Everyone: Oh my . . .

Mori no Kage: Well, it's true! Small people with big eyes are supposed to be cute, but Hiei manages to look evil, it just adds more to charm. An evily sarcastic little sardine isn't he, ne?