Hiei: Stop blushing already. What? Is he that pretty? (Hiei's asking for it)

Mori no Kage: Hiei, sir, are you gay? You're just asking for punishment, aren't you? Hiyah! *kick* Hah! Direct hit! I got him in the . . . well, you know where. (Oh, and here's another note, there's no limit to how long I make some chapters. There are both long and short chapters, I don't really care one bit whether or not you like it.)

Hiei: *sour face* Uggghh . . .

Raseleane: Oh, my . . .

Kurama: See? You get what you ask for, Hiei.

Hiei: S-shut u-up, b-baka kitsune! .*

Lykouleon: Are you okay?

Yukina: Poor Hiei . . .

Kurama: Poor elder brother . . . *chuckling*

Yusuke: Yeah! Jagan! *laughing vigorously*

Kurama: Your poor little sister, I wonder if she sees you? She's near you. *laughing*

Rath: What?! Where?! Is she a demon?!

Hiei: *frustration marks* Kurama, shut the hell up or I'll remove that noisy voice box from your throat!

Kurama: Try. *smirk*

Rune: Do you really want him to remove your voice box?

Kitsunehime: Hey! Hiei recovered! I'm going to punish him! *unsheathes a dead swordfish*

Mori no Kage: I can use the pole. Tie him up!

Kitsunehime: Done! Engarde! (I don't know if I spelled that right . . . )

*bop*whack*wham*crack*

Mori no Kage: Gay people are punished. *shoves him playfully into a closet*

Hiei: Watch it! That was my Jagan, you witch!!!

Mori no Kage: Oh, it is? *laughing*

Kitsunehime: O~oh, poor you, ya need some eye drops? *starts dripping the whole thing into his Jagan*laughing* Feel any better?

Hiei: *frustration marks* Get away from me! I am not gay! (Eye drops aren't good for the Jagan)

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Do not sue!

Mori no Kage: This chapter may not fit with the story. It may seem more like a dramatic Inuyasha fic. Tell me if I'm wrong. Oh, and I don't hate Hiei, but he is fun to pick on, I mean, he's so . . . short. Bite sized.

Kitsunehime: For the last time, bite sized is this small! *shows how big bite sized is*

Mori no Kage: Not to an ogre. Or Inuyasha's father.

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Chapter 5: Dream illness

"Naraku! You. Will. Not. LIVE!!!"

'what? who is this? it's . . .Inuyasha. but how? Naraku was obliterated one hundred years ago! or could it be that this is a dream?'

"Watch out, Inuyasha!"

'Kagome? what? what's this?'

"Augh!!!" a piercing, agonized, unhuman, dog-like cry broke the silence *armor shattering* 'Sesshoumaru?'

"Brother!" He . . . was . . . dead. 'impossible! Sesshoumaru didn't die, but Naraku did! so, why--'

*gasp* "Nani?! Naraku is dead. So what was that . . . dream? Or could it be that he is not dead? Impossible . . . Kuso . . ." Dragon lord Lykouleon awoke with a start. He was panting heavily and sweat poured down his forehead like rain. (Stinky rain, that is.)

*knock*knock* (who's there?)

"Your highness, we have urgent news! A demo--" it was Alfeegi's and Ruwalk's voices. They were talking at the same time, so Lykouleon-sama could not understand them.

"You baka, Ruwalk! Wait your turn and stop interrupting me! *punch*" Alfeegi's vain voice was louder than Ruwalk's. They were arguing again.

*sigh* 'Some things never change, and yet, I thought that they could actually get along once in awhile, all they do is fight . . . A day never ends without an argument or fight.' *sigh*

*crack* "Ruwalk, sometimes I think your only job here is to pisse me off every day. *WHAMMO!!!* Ah, I almost always feel better after beating you up, Ruwalk." "What the hell was that for?! Son of a b--" (eye tee see ach?)

"That's enough you two, stop acting like toddlers." (Since when did toddlers swear?) Lykouleon opened the door and started laughing. Alfeegi was holding up Ruwalk by the collar while Ruwalk stuck up his middle finger at Alfeegi. (That's new . . . *sweat drops*)

"As I was saying--"

"My lord, a demo--"

"Ruwalk you baka!"

"Son of a rotten dragon egg!" (Never use the b-words on anyone. You'll be insulting Sesshoumaru's kind.)

"Moron! Moron! MORON!!!!!"

"Baka, baka, baka! Kingyo no baka! (I don't know if I spelled 'gold fish' in 'Japanese' correctly. -.-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;)

" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . *sweat drops* So, what happened?"

"A de--"

"Nar--"

"Hey!"

"Hey yourself!"

*argue*

"One at a time, I can't hear if you talk over each other. Alfeegi first."

*Ruwalk gets flipped off by Alfeegi* "As I was saying, a demon got into the castle. It was poisonous, several officers killed, many people ill. That includes y--" Alfeegi was cut off by Ruwalk.

"You won't believe it, Naraku is . . . . . . . . . . ." Ruwalk looked away and left his sentence unfinished. Alfeegi glares at Ruwalk for a few moments before noticing what he was saying. "You're joking, Ruwalk. I mean, it can't be. You couldn't have saw him. It must some other demon."

" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Is that a challenge to my eye sight, Alfeegi?" Ruwalk glared.

"Let me guess, the demon Naraku is alive and managed to get in here?" Lykouleon asked.

*gasp* "How do you know?" both Alfeegi and Ruwalk were surprised.

"I sensed his yoki. But, how did he enter? Youkai should not be able to break through my blood barrier. Harder yet to break through the Dragon tribe's defenses and warriors." (yoki, it is better known as demon power, ki is power, so yoki is basically demon power.)

"Well . . . He didn't exactly get in, however, he got his ki in here. He attacked using poisonous illusions and nightmares. If touched or infected by the viruses, you either die a slow painful death or get tricked into suicide or become insane or wanting nothing but bloodshed or becoming ill--" again, Alfeegi was interrupted by Ruwalk.

"We were all drunk and defenseless, that is how he got in. He tricked us, as well. The only cure to the hallucinations is the will of the victim, if a weak will, death is certain, if a strong will, there is little hope for survival. The thing is--" Ruwalk was cut off by Alfeegi who hit him over the head with a book.

"It's better if he doesn't know, you pathetic excuse of a dragon officer!" Alfeegi hissed in Ruwalk's pointed ear.

"Know what?" Lykouleon suddenly materialized behind them.

"Yaagh!" screamed the two startled officers.

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"Naraku tried to trick you, that's what-- oops . . ." Ruwalk blurted out.

"Might as well tell you the whole story then . . ." Alfeegi said in a defeated tone. "As you can see, Naraku tricked us all. Rune was tricked into extreme agony, he almost performed suicide, Thatz wasn't exactly effected, Rath was immune to it all, in fact, he shook Rune out of suicide by annoying him, Cesia got her powers increased, and us, well, I don't know about Ruwalk, but I was tricked to reliving horror events."

"I was fooled the same way. Only a little different, I saw many living people die."

"Really, Ruwalk? Huh, I guess you're not that pathetic after all. Anyway, we couldn't kill him, so we chased him out before he could finish his spell on his last victim, you, my lord, were the last victim."

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Mori no Kage: What d'ya think?

Sesshoumaru: This chapter sucked.

Mori no Kage: *glare* . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Kitsunehime: Well, it's true.

Mori no Kage: See ya all in the next Lykouleon's Wedding! 'chapter 6, Wedding countdown, day 1, Tuesday of April fools'. The pranks begin in the next chapter. Please review! Oh, and I'm not open to suggestions yet, but I will be after chapter 8! You see, I have all the chapters 1-9 on paper, the only thing is, I always change the chapters from the original draft. I also forgot to mention something in the previous chapter, I have three other stories on paper, I don't know whether or not to post them. The first one is 'Crossed Swords and Wolves' rated PG13 drama/romance under Rurouni Kenshin, the second one is 'Daughter of a Fox' rated R angst/general under Yu Yu Hakusho, I'm going to attempt a lemon, the third is 'Death and Ordeal' rated G humor under Yu Yu Hakusho, they all probably aren't as horrible as this story. The only thing is, 'Crossed Swords and Wolves' is a bit boring, like this story, ne? You tell me to post them, but I need a reason why to post them, I do not wish to be flamed as you can see, I like Fire, believe it or not. Sayonara!