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~ Outside Link's house. ~
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:: Thump! ::
Link: *Walks outside* Navi?
Navi: *Grunts as she tries to push a stick*
Link: What are you doing?
Navi: I think out of all people, you would recognize a wall when you see one.
Link: Well, yeah. But the wall's supposed to go around the forest, not through it.
Navi: It's around your half, see? That's your half, this is my half!
Link: Oh your half? Hmmm?
Navi: Yes, my half. I helped rescue the princess, I did half the work. I get half the booty. Now give me that big ol' rock, the one that looks like your head!
Link: *Grabs the stick and pushes Navi back with it* Back off!
Navi: *Pushes back* No, you back off!
Link: This is my forest!
Navi: OUR forest!
Link: Let go, Navi!
Navi: You let go!
Link: Stubborn, little hoe!
Navi: Smelly Hylian!
Link: Fine! *Drops the stick and storms off*
Navi: Hey! HEY! Come back here! I'm not through with you, yet! *Follows*
Link: Oh yeah? Well I'm through with you!
Navi: Uh huh. Well you know what? It's always "Me! Me! Me!" Well guess what? It's my turn! So you just shut up and listen to me! You are mean to me! You insult me and you don't appreciate anything that I do! You're always pushing me around, or pushing me away!
Link: If I treated you so bad, then why did you come back?
Navi: *Corners Link against the outhouse* Because that's what friends do. They forgive each other!
Link: Alright Navi...I forgive you...FOR STABBING ME IN THE BACK! *Goes into the outhouse and slams the door*
Navi: OHHHHHHHH... You are so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you are afraid of your own feelings!
Link: GO AWAY!
Navi: See? There you are, doing it again! Just like you did to Zelda! All she ever did was like you! Maybe even love you!
Link's Voice: Love me? She said I was ugly! A hideous person! I heard the two of you talking!
Navi: She wasn't talking about you! She was talking about...er...somebody else.
Link: *Opens the door* She wasn't...talking about me? Then who was she talking to?
Navi: Uh-uh! I'm not saying anything! You don't want to listen to me, right? Right?
Link: Navi...
Navi: NO! *Turns back to Link*
Link: Okay, look, I'm sorry, alright?
Navi: Hmph!
Link: *Sighs* I'm sorry... I guess I really am a big, stupid, ugly Hylian. Can you forgive me?
Navi: *Turns around* Hey that's what friends are for, right?
Link: Right. Friends?
Navi: Friends.
Link: *Shakes Navi's wing* So, erm, what did Zelda say about me?
Navi: Aw, what are you asking me for? Why don't you just go ask her!
Link: The wedding! We'll never make it in time!
Navi: *Laughs* Never fear! For when there's a will, there's a way-and I have a way! *Whistles*
Volvagia: *Swoops out of the air, roaring*
Link: Navi?
Navi: I guess it's my animal magnetism!
Link: *Grabs for Navi* Aw, come here, you!
Navi: Now, now, don't get all slobbery on me. No one likes to kiss a fairy. Alright, hop on-and hold on tight! I haven't installed the seatbelts, yet. *Gets on after Link does and Volvagia soars into the air* Woohoo!
~ Outside Link's house. ~
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:: Thump! ::
Link: *Walks outside* Navi?
Navi: *Grunts as she tries to push a stick*
Link: What are you doing?
Navi: I think out of all people, you would recognize a wall when you see one.
Link: Well, yeah. But the wall's supposed to go around the forest, not through it.
Navi: It's around your half, see? That's your half, this is my half!
Link: Oh your half? Hmmm?
Navi: Yes, my half. I helped rescue the princess, I did half the work. I get half the booty. Now give me that big ol' rock, the one that looks like your head!
Link: *Grabs the stick and pushes Navi back with it* Back off!
Navi: *Pushes back* No, you back off!
Link: This is my forest!
Navi: OUR forest!
Link: Let go, Navi!
Navi: You let go!
Link: Stubborn, little hoe!
Navi: Smelly Hylian!
Link: Fine! *Drops the stick and storms off*
Navi: Hey! HEY! Come back here! I'm not through with you, yet! *Follows*
Link: Oh yeah? Well I'm through with you!
Navi: Uh huh. Well you know what? It's always "Me! Me! Me!" Well guess what? It's my turn! So you just shut up and listen to me! You are mean to me! You insult me and you don't appreciate anything that I do! You're always pushing me around, or pushing me away!
Link: If I treated you so bad, then why did you come back?
Navi: *Corners Link against the outhouse* Because that's what friends do. They forgive each other!
Link: Alright Navi...I forgive you...FOR STABBING ME IN THE BACK! *Goes into the outhouse and slams the door*
Navi: OHHHHHHHH... You are so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you are afraid of your own feelings!
Link: GO AWAY!
Navi: See? There you are, doing it again! Just like you did to Zelda! All she ever did was like you! Maybe even love you!
Link's Voice: Love me? She said I was ugly! A hideous person! I heard the two of you talking!
Navi: She wasn't talking about you! She was talking about...er...somebody else.
Link: *Opens the door* She wasn't...talking about me? Then who was she talking to?
Navi: Uh-uh! I'm not saying anything! You don't want to listen to me, right? Right?
Link: Navi...
Navi: NO! *Turns back to Link*
Link: Okay, look, I'm sorry, alright?
Navi: Hmph!
Link: *Sighs* I'm sorry... I guess I really am a big, stupid, ugly Hylian. Can you forgive me?
Navi: *Turns around* Hey that's what friends are for, right?
Link: Right. Friends?
Navi: Friends.
Link: *Shakes Navi's wing* So, erm, what did Zelda say about me?
Navi: Aw, what are you asking me for? Why don't you just go ask her!
Link: The wedding! We'll never make it in time!
Navi: *Laughs* Never fear! For when there's a will, there's a way-and I have a way! *Whistles*
Volvagia: *Swoops out of the air, roaring*
Link: Navi?
Navi: I guess it's my animal magnetism!
Link: *Grabs for Navi* Aw, come here, you!
Navi: Now, now, don't get all slobbery on me. No one likes to kiss a fairy. Alright, hop on-and hold on tight! I haven't installed the seatbelts, yet. *Gets on after Link does and Volvagia soars into the air* Woohoo!
