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~ In Link's forest. ~
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/ FADE IN \
Link: HI EVERYBODY, and welcome to the "Link and the Forest Gang Karaoke Dance Party"! *Grabs a microphone and turns on a stereo* I'm going to take things down a little bit, with one of my personal favorites. *Walks over to Zelda, who's lying on her stomach on the ground* Don't GOOOO changing... *Voice cracks*...to try and please me. You've never let me down before... Mmmm, mmmm, mmmmm!!
* * *
Zelda: I made it through the wilderness!
Pierre: *Scratches record*
Zelda: And even though I made it throoough...
Pierre: *Scratches record*
Zelda: Didn't know how lost I was until I found you!
* * *
Navi: YEAH! I like big butts and I cannot lie!
Volvagia: *Shaking his tail to the beat of the song*
Navi: You other brother's can't deny that when a girl walks in with an itty- bitty waist, and a big brown thing in your face you get-
Volvagia: *Smacks Navi with his tail*
* * *
Iron Knuckle: --Feelings...
* * *
Skull Kid: It's fun to say and go...
Merry "Men": YMCA! *Start doing the YMCA*
Skull Kid: It's really fun to do the...*Winks*
Merry "Men": YMCA!!
Link: Ha, ha, ha ha!
* * *
Keese: *Singing with Din, Farore and Nayru vocalizing* Do you really want to hurt me? Ow! Do you really want to make me cry?
Din, Farore and Nayru: Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
* * *
Ganondorf: *Inside Volvagia's belly with a lit match* Staying alive...staying alive... OH! OH! OH! OH!
* * *
Wolfos: Who let the dogs out? *Whooping*
Three Zoras: Who? Who, who, who?
Wolfos: Who let the dogs out?!
Three Zoras: Who? Who, who, who?
* * *
Navi: Say! Everybody get up and dance to the music!
King Dodongo: *Vocalizes* Do, do, do, do do do!
Navi: Come on! Everyone now!
Everyone: DANCE TO THE MUSIC!! DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!
Pierre: All we need is a drummer...
Magic Mirror: For people who only need a beat!
Both: YEEEEEEEEAH!
Navi: Take it down, blond-girl!
Zelda: *Plays a drum solo!*
Navi: Knuckle, my man!
Iron Knuckle: I'm gonna have some bongos! (?)
Pierre: So the dancers just won't hide!
Navi: Yo, take it Link!
Link: *Pulls out a grand organ and starts playing* You might want to hear my organ!
Navi: I said "Ride, Sally, ride!" Oh yeah!
Link and Zelda: *Look at each other* I can't see me loving nobody like you, for all my life!
Everyone: DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!! DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!!
Navi: Link, you ain't dancin' yet!
Everyone: DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!! DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!
Navi: Oh, yeah!
Everyone: DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!!
Navi: Now that's how I like it!
Everyone: SOMEBODY NEEDS TO DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!
Navi: Everbody now!
Everyone: SOMEBODY NEEDS TO DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!! SOMEBODY NEEDS TO DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!! DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!!!!!
/ FADE OUT\
Navi's Voice: Hey, Pierre, wanna watch that hat, man?
Link's Voice: Ha, ha ha!
Skull Kid's Voice: Yo-dee-yo-dee-yo!
Navi's Voice: Hoo, ha ha! Hoo, hoo, hoo...
THE REAL END
~ In Link's forest. ~
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/ FADE IN \
Link: HI EVERYBODY, and welcome to the "Link and the Forest Gang Karaoke Dance Party"! *Grabs a microphone and turns on a stereo* I'm going to take things down a little bit, with one of my personal favorites. *Walks over to Zelda, who's lying on her stomach on the ground* Don't GOOOO changing... *Voice cracks*...to try and please me. You've never let me down before... Mmmm, mmmm, mmmmm!!
* * *
Zelda: I made it through the wilderness!
Pierre: *Scratches record*
Zelda: And even though I made it throoough...
Pierre: *Scratches record*
Zelda: Didn't know how lost I was until I found you!
* * *
Navi: YEAH! I like big butts and I cannot lie!
Volvagia: *Shaking his tail to the beat of the song*
Navi: You other brother's can't deny that when a girl walks in with an itty- bitty waist, and a big brown thing in your face you get-
Volvagia: *Smacks Navi with his tail*
* * *
Iron Knuckle: --Feelings...
* * *
Skull Kid: It's fun to say and go...
Merry "Men": YMCA! *Start doing the YMCA*
Skull Kid: It's really fun to do the...*Winks*
Merry "Men": YMCA!!
Link: Ha, ha, ha ha!
* * *
Keese: *Singing with Din, Farore and Nayru vocalizing* Do you really want to hurt me? Ow! Do you really want to make me cry?
Din, Farore and Nayru: Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
* * *
Ganondorf: *Inside Volvagia's belly with a lit match* Staying alive...staying alive... OH! OH! OH! OH!
* * *
Wolfos: Who let the dogs out? *Whooping*
Three Zoras: Who? Who, who, who?
Wolfos: Who let the dogs out?!
Three Zoras: Who? Who, who, who?
* * *
Navi: Say! Everybody get up and dance to the music!
King Dodongo: *Vocalizes* Do, do, do, do do do!
Navi: Come on! Everyone now!
Everyone: DANCE TO THE MUSIC!! DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!
Pierre: All we need is a drummer...
Magic Mirror: For people who only need a beat!
Both: YEEEEEEEEAH!
Navi: Take it down, blond-girl!
Zelda: *Plays a drum solo!*
Navi: Knuckle, my man!
Iron Knuckle: I'm gonna have some bongos! (?)
Pierre: So the dancers just won't hide!
Navi: Yo, take it Link!
Link: *Pulls out a grand organ and starts playing* You might want to hear my organ!
Navi: I said "Ride, Sally, ride!" Oh yeah!
Link and Zelda: *Look at each other* I can't see me loving nobody like you, for all my life!
Everyone: DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!! DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!!
Navi: Link, you ain't dancin' yet!
Everyone: DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!! DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!
Navi: Oh, yeah!
Everyone: DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!!
Navi: Now that's how I like it!
Everyone: SOMEBODY NEEDS TO DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!
Navi: Everbody now!
Everyone: SOMEBODY NEEDS TO DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!! SOMEBODY NEEDS TO DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!! DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!!!!!
/ FADE OUT\
Navi's Voice: Hey, Pierre, wanna watch that hat, man?
Link's Voice: Ha, ha ha!
Skull Kid's Voice: Yo-dee-yo-dee-yo!
Navi's Voice: Hoo, ha ha! Hoo, hoo, hoo...
THE REAL END
