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~ In Link's forest. ~

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/ FADE IN \

Link: HI EVERYBODY, and welcome to the "Link and the Forest Gang Karaoke Dance Party"! *Grabs a microphone and turns on a stereo* I'm going to take things down a little bit, with one of my personal favorites. *Walks over to Zelda, who's lying on her stomach on the ground* Don't GOOOO changing... *Voice cracks*...to try and please me. You've never let me down before... Mmmm, mmmm, mmmmm!!

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Zelda: I made it through the wilderness!

Pierre: *Scratches record*

Zelda: And even though I made it throoough...

Pierre: *Scratches record*

Zelda: Didn't know how lost I was until I found you!

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Navi: YEAH! I like big butts and I cannot lie!

Volvagia: *Shaking his tail to the beat of the song*

Navi: You other brother's can't deny that when a girl walks in with an itty- bitty waist, and a big brown thing in your face you get-

Volvagia: *Smacks Navi with his tail*

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Iron Knuckle: --Feelings...

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Skull Kid: It's fun to say and go...

Merry "Men": YMCA! *Start doing the YMCA*

Skull Kid: It's really fun to do the...*Winks*

Merry "Men": YMCA!!

Link: Ha, ha, ha ha!

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Keese: *Singing with Din, Farore and Nayru vocalizing* Do you really want to hurt me? Ow! Do you really want to make me cry?

Din, Farore and Nayru: Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Ganondorf: *Inside Volvagia's belly with a lit match* Staying alive...staying alive... OH! OH! OH! OH!

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Wolfos: Who let the dogs out? *Whooping*

Three Zoras: Who? Who, who, who?

Wolfos: Who let the dogs out?!

Three Zoras: Who? Who, who, who?

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Navi: Say! Everybody get up and dance to the music!

King Dodongo: *Vocalizes* Do, do, do, do do do!

Navi: Come on! Everyone now!

Everyone: DANCE TO THE MUSIC!! DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!

Pierre: All we need is a drummer...

Magic Mirror: For people who only need a beat!

Both: YEEEEEEEEAH!

Navi: Take it down, blond-girl!

Zelda: *Plays a drum solo!*

Navi: Knuckle, my man!

Iron Knuckle: I'm gonna have some bongos! (?)

Pierre: So the dancers just won't hide!

Navi: Yo, take it Link!

Link: *Pulls out a grand organ and starts playing* You might want to hear my organ!

Navi: I said "Ride, Sally, ride!" Oh yeah!

Link and Zelda: *Look at each other* I can't see me loving nobody like you, for all my life!

Everyone: DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!! DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!!

Navi: Link, you ain't dancin' yet!

Everyone: DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!! DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!

Navi: Oh, yeah!

Everyone: DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!!

Navi: Now that's how I like it!

Everyone: SOMEBODY NEEDS TO DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!

Navi: Everbody now!

Everyone: SOMEBODY NEEDS TO DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!! SOMEBODY NEEDS TO DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!! DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!!!!!

/ FADE OUT\

Navi's Voice: Hey, Pierre, wanna watch that hat, man?

Link's Voice: Ha, ha ha!

Skull Kid's Voice: Yo-dee-yo-dee-yo!

Navi's Voice: Hoo, ha ha! Hoo, hoo, hoo...

THE REAL END