Welcome, welcome, one and all! Here we are in the land of elf-y, as our elf-friend desperately tries to find...you know what I'm going to say. Well, here we are, at the park! Our situation remains as we left it, Tabbutt crying at the loss of her "Stupid", A Fox is chasing the small children with "the ax", Abyss is throwing the last of the roast beef at them, "the girl", who we can now rightfully name "Kanojo", is sitting on the swing, staring up at the sky (as she always does), Stupid and the Elf are playing the Playstation, and those of us still left are up in this here tree! How much better could a day get? Not much, I say.

After much harassment, the children of the park have left. I wonder why? Why would they vacate the park on such a beautiful day? Oh well, their loss, for we shall remain until the end, when our dear friend finds his way! Yes. Anyway, it seems that the group of "hobbits" and our elf seem to be getting bored. Except for Kanojo, who is still staring at the sky. Why does she do this? I suppose we'll never know. But we move on, for the day has just begun! Well, Tabbutt has finally stopped crying, but is still very upset, we can see. Let Kanojo know not to say the slightest thing to her, if she doesn't want her head bit off. But she is still staring at the sky. Odd.

Now, with nothing to do, everyone is quite bored indeed. Stupid puts away the Playstation, and walks over to the main playground, where Tabbutt quickly latches on to his arm. The elf, who no longer can play the Playstation, is filled with sorrow. Poor elf friend! But he shall be ok. A Fox is prodding bugs with a stick, and Abyss is jumping on small frogs, laughing insanely. Kanojo is sitting there blinking, and our audience is shrinking by the minute! God save the plot! Wait...is there one? O.o;;

Suddenly, Kanojo runs off and comes back with reddish-orange hair. Everyone stares.

"Come on, it has to be up to date people!" she shouts. Everyone shrugs. Then Abyss gets up and starts dancing, while chanting, "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY" over and over. Elvis suddenly appears and hands her a necklace- type-thing, and walks away. Everyone continues staring. But then, she runs after him, and is gone for several minutes. Then she comes back with her hair all messed, a shirt that says, "I'm Satan's Girlfriend" and a big grin on her face. We don't even want to know.

While A Fox continues poking Kanojo's hair, amazed by the brightness, the rest of us are ready to fall asleep. We need some excitement! -Another random member of the small crowd is pushed out of the tree-

Not THAT kind of excitement...oh well! We didn't need her anyway! -Scoots her into pile of deceased reviewers- It's a collection! -cough- As for other excitement, our friends have not a clue of what to do! How about you? Let's just say a plane carrying 12,000 country singers crashes into the jungle gym. Kanojo and Abyss are very happy, and are doing a happy dance, involving lots of odd jerking movements. Yay? MORE FUN AND GAMES IN THE NEXT PLOTLESS CHAPTER!