Welcome back children, to another amazingly tasteless chapter of this wonderful story! As we left off, our elf-friend was having a joyous time at the park. With new friends, and full stomach (ARBY'S!), he is having a grand adventure! So we shall continue to view and enjoy his exciting time! Previously, a large plane of country singers crashed, leaving Abyss and Kanojo to do an odd dance with spontaneous jerking movements. They have now discontinued this activity, and are now arguing over who the elf belongs to...

"He's mine!" shouts Kanojo.

"No way! He's MINE!" replies Abyss.

"But, you already have a boyfriend!" claims Kanojo.

"So?!" Abyss cries.

And it basically continues like this for a while. Meanwhile, the rest of the group is getting quite sick of the park. Except for Tabbutt, who is quite entertained by just staring at the Stupid one. Her annoying gaze is sickening us. So I decide I will borrow a stun gun from the anonymous reviewer sitting next to me in this tree. You can imagine how this is going to go, so I won't waste page space describing it to you. (I do only have 5 hours of free time today...)

Well, it seems that our happy group is ready to leave the park. But stupid notices the unconscious Tabbutt on the ground. Kanojo rejoices, but then is disheartened when she notices the pile of poo has a pulse. She then realizes that she can be left behind! Oh, what a happy day! But A Fox (who we will now refer to as Foxy A because of all the emails of confusion I received...) insists upon bringing her along. So Kanojo chucks her in a wheelbarrow and hurtles it toward Stupid. He reluctantly pushes it along.

So as our group heads down the road, we must follow them! Disguised as bushes, we creep along the street with our friends not far ahead. The odd thing is, whenever we take steps, it makes the -tink tink- sound, so that is quite annoying. But other than that, our group of friends doesn't seem to be doing anything exciting. What else is new? But we press on...

The day seems to be coming to a close, and the sun is setting rapidly on out cozy little scene. Our group comes to a house we have seen before. It is Kanojo's! She turns back at the group, looks at them, and comes up with a plan:

"Ok, here's the deal: no one is home at my house tonight, so you people can stay! SOME of you people. Abyss, Foxy A, Sparky...hey! Where did you come from?" Kanojo asked quizzically. Sparky just shrugged. "Ok, well, you three and our new friend (-points to the elf-), will stay with me. Stupid, you and Tabbutt can sleep out here in the wheelbarrow if you must." Naturally, Stupid just stared, stupidly.

So the small new group headed inside, along with Kanojo dragging a frantic elf inside. So we, the ever nosey group of spectators, head over to a trash can by the nearest window. Inside we see the elf running from a dazed Kanojo at top speed. Abyss pauses, looks out the window, and only sees us bushes, so she just shrugs and shuts the blinds anyway. We hear a big THUD, and a victorious cheer from Kanojo, and shouts of, "Go get some rope!" Oh what a night this will be.

(Join us next time for a new exciting chapter of The Elf's Day Out!)