Welcome, welcome! It is another delayed chapter of, The Elf's Day Out! Now,
you may have noticed, this "day" is turning into much more! Yet, we will
keep our beautiful title, just to tick off the politically correct. Well,
as we left off, we were in a garbage can outside of Kanojo's humble home,
with the Stupid one and Tabbutt outside in a wheel barrow. We now cast our
attention to the window where we had seen Kanojo chasing a frantic elf
around the room. The blinds have been closed by Abyss, but that is not a
problem for us! We shall just grab the power drill lying on the ground and
drill some eye holes in the wall. Amazingly, no one notices the sound. The
screaming of the elf has stopped, and we begin to worry, so we shall peer
inside...
Ah, now we can see our friend! He seems to be tied up with a rather large jelly doughnut in his mouth. Hmmm, I seem to be getting hungry...NO! I must continue to view this odd spectacle...though it may cause some mental damage, it's worth it! As we continue to look into the room, we can see that Abyss and Kanojo have run off into the kitchen. After they do so, Foxy A quickly scans the room, then darts out through the front door. We would follow her, but it seems that Abyss and Kanojo have returned, with large bowls of...cheese? What kind of evil deeds will they commit with this cheese? We may never know...
Kanojo is finally noticing that Foxy A has disappeared, but shrugs, and gets back to her cheese bowl, which seems to be half as full as it had been five seconds before. She shoots an evil glare at the cheese-covered Abyss, who is wearing a rather innocent expression, which is quite frightening, when you really look at it. But to solve this problem, Kanojo just grabs half of Abyss's cheese and puts it into her bowl. Smart thinking, I think.
Now that all of our cheese problems have been solved, it seems that our elf friend is choking on the doughnut. Abyss quickly races to save him, but -splat!- She trips over Kanojo's ACCIDENTALLY outstretched foot. Heh...but as Abyss finally gets to her feet, Kanojo has already saved our friend, and is eating all of Abyss's remaining cheese. Her eyes glow red, as she rushes over to kill Kanojo, and save her remaining cheese. Sparky, who has been sitting in the corner the whole time, blinks.
WHO WILL WIN THE CHEESE? WHERE DID FOXY A GO? WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF LIFE? Find out in the next chapter of THE ELF'S DAY OUT!
Ah, now we can see our friend! He seems to be tied up with a rather large jelly doughnut in his mouth. Hmmm, I seem to be getting hungry...NO! I must continue to view this odd spectacle...though it may cause some mental damage, it's worth it! As we continue to look into the room, we can see that Abyss and Kanojo have run off into the kitchen. After they do so, Foxy A quickly scans the room, then darts out through the front door. We would follow her, but it seems that Abyss and Kanojo have returned, with large bowls of...cheese? What kind of evil deeds will they commit with this cheese? We may never know...
Kanojo is finally noticing that Foxy A has disappeared, but shrugs, and gets back to her cheese bowl, which seems to be half as full as it had been five seconds before. She shoots an evil glare at the cheese-covered Abyss, who is wearing a rather innocent expression, which is quite frightening, when you really look at it. But to solve this problem, Kanojo just grabs half of Abyss's cheese and puts it into her bowl. Smart thinking, I think.
Now that all of our cheese problems have been solved, it seems that our elf friend is choking on the doughnut. Abyss quickly races to save him, but -splat!- She trips over Kanojo's ACCIDENTALLY outstretched foot. Heh...but as Abyss finally gets to her feet, Kanojo has already saved our friend, and is eating all of Abyss's remaining cheese. Her eyes glow red, as she rushes over to kill Kanojo, and save her remaining cheese. Sparky, who has been sitting in the corner the whole time, blinks.
WHO WILL WIN THE CHEESE? WHERE DID FOXY A GO? WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF LIFE? Find out in the next chapter of THE ELF'S DAY OUT!
