Disclaimer: I don't own Love Hina but I wish I did... This chapter is a bit of a reveiw of an episode. But I changed it a little bit.

~*Love Hina Mysteries!*~

Chapter 1: Who will Keitaro go out with and what's Kaolla's new invention now?????

Narrator: Here we are... We begin this chapter with Keitaro sitting on the top of Hintana Apartments. He's thinking. Who will he go out with?? Read on to find out!

Keitaro: Hmmmmm..... *Looking at his list in his hand and deciding who to go out with* There's Naru, Shinobu, Mitsune, Motoko, Kaolla... No way.. Not Kaolla... o_0;;;

Kaolla: HI KEITARO!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!? *Seems so happy as usual*

Keitaro: AHHH!! *Hides list in pocket* KAOLLA WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING SNEAKING UP ON ME LIKE THAT?!?!?!

Kaolla: ....What do you mean... I ALWAYS GREET YOU LIKE THIS!!! ^______^

Keitaro: True... What are you doing here anyway!!??!?!

Kaolla: I made a new invention!! *Puts some gadget on his head* I call this new invention - The Kisser!!! (From one of the Love Hina episodes. But I forgot the name of the invention)

Keitaro: MmMMMmMmMmMmM..... *Can't talk because of the invention squishing his lips out*

Kaolla: Since you can't get any girls, Keitaro, I invented this for you! It makes you kiss the first person it sees! *Apparently behind Keitaro so she won't be kissed*

Shinobu: *Comes on top of the Hintana Apartments where Keitaro and Kaolla are* Hey Kaolla! Help me take down the washing!

The Kisser: *On Keitaro's head. Targets Shinobu and makes Keitaro run towards Shinobu*

Keitaro: MmmmmmMmmmmmmMMmMmmmmmm..... *Trying to say: WHAT THE HECK?!?!?*

Shinobu: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! KEITARO IS CHASING AFTER ME!!! *Running down the stairs*

Kaolla: COOL! MY NEW INVENTION WORKS!! ^_________^

Shinobu: *Still running away from Keitaro* AHHHHHHHHH!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!

Naru: *In the laundry room talking on the phone and heard Shinobu scream* Huh??? What's Shinobu screaming for???? *Looks out the laundry room and sees Shinobu running to her.* WHAT THE HECK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? *Then sees Keitaro with some gadget on his face that makes him look hideous...*

The Kisser: *Targets Naru and makes Keitaro run after her*

Naru: Huh??? WHAT THE HECK IS THAT HIDEOUS THING ON KEITARO'S HEAD???!?!?!

Keitaro: mmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMMmMmMmMm.....!!! *Saying: Kaolla put this kissing thing on my head!!*

Naru: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Being chased by Keitaro* MAKE HIM STOP CHASING ME!!!!

Kaolla: HEHE!! I made the new invention for Keitaro because he asked me too!! *Making a lie* HONEST!! ^.^ Ho ho!! *Laughing like Santa Clause*

Shinobu: *Hiding in the toilet and comes out* Is it safe to stay out now???

Kaolla: YEP! ^____^ *Sees phone on the floor and picks it up* HELLO! NARU CAN'T COME TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW! SHE IS BEING CHASED BY KEITARO!! BUH BAI! *Hangs up phone*

Shinobu: .....

Kaolla: I'm hungry!! Cook me something Shinobu!! *Jumps on her back*

Shinobu: AH! Kaolla, you're getting a bit heavy!!

Kaolla: ^_______^ YAY!!! FOOOOOOOD!!!

Narrator: Meanwhile Shinobu cooks something for Kaolla, Naru is outside being chased outside by Keitaro....

Naru: *Stops running and then Keitaro crashes behind her and falls back onto the ground* KEITARO!! YOU IDIOT!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!! OR I'LL PUNCH YOU!!!

Keitaro: *Apparently on the ground* MmMmmMmMmMmMmMmmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmM...!!! *Saying: DON'T HURT ME!! IT'S THIS STUPID THING KAOLLA MADE!!*

Naru: *Punches Keitaro in the gut and then Keitaro flies off into the air and lands in a room with Mitsune*

Mitsune: Hi Keitaro! What are you doing here?!?!? *Sips her green tea*

Keitaro: MmmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmM!!!! *Saying: Kaolla's invention is making me chase after people to kiss them!!*

Mitsune: What was that honey?? That thing on your head?? It's ugly!!

Naru, Shinobu, and Kaolla: *Barge into the room Keitaro and Mistsune is in*

Naru: MITSUNE!! WATCH OUT FOR THAT UGLY THING ON KEITARO'S HEAD!! Kaolla here, made the stupid invention!! *Glares evily at Kaolla*

Kaolla: What? It shows my creativity!! ^______^

Shinobu: That thing on Keitaro's head makes him chase after you!! He'll try to kiss you!!

Mitsune: What are you talking about?!?!

The Kisser: *Targets on Mitsune and makes Keitaro chase after her*

Mitsune: AHHHHHH!! *Spills her green tea* STUPID KEITARO!! NOW I HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER TEA!!

All: *Run away from Keitaro*

Narrator: Well... some story so far! In the meantime, Motoko is training with her sword on the top of the Hintana Apartments....

Motoko: *Swings sword* Hpmh! *Swings sword again* Hpmh!

All: *Come on the top and all hide behind Motoko*

Motoko: Girls?!?!? Why are you hiding behind me?!?!? Do you realise you're interupting my training!!??

Naru: KAOLLA MADE THIS STUPID KISSING THING AND PUT IT ON KEITARO'S HEAD!! NOW HE'S AFTER US TO KISS US!!!! *Stares evily at Kaolla*

Kaolla: Hehe!!

Motoko: Hpmh. What a weakling.. I knew he'd be up to no good.

Keitaro: *Comes upstairs where all the girls are*

The Kisser: *Targets on Motoko and makes Keitaro run after her*

Motoko: Don't worry girls! I'll stop him!! *Gets sword in position*

All the girls: *Behind Motoko*

Motoko: *Closes eyes and concentrates* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Attacks Keitaro with her sword and the gadget broke in pieces*

Keitaro: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shinobu: YAY!! THE KISSING INVENTION IS BROKEN!! (Although she wishes Keitaro wouls kiss her XD XD)

Naru: Keitaro!! You have alot of explaining to do!!!

Keitaro: I'LL EXPLAIN!!! PLEASE DON'T PUNCH ME OR KICK ME!!!

Naru: EXPLAIN NOW!!!

Keitaro: Well.... I was minding my own business sitting down on the top roof until Kaolla came along and put that stupid thing which now ruined my reputation -

Naru: - Keitaro. You've always had a bad reputation... XD XD XD

Keitaro: ANYWAY, it made me chase after people! It was pretty strong you know!!

Naru: Now Kaolla, you better not make any more stupid inventions again!!!

Koalla: I wont! ^.^ ho ho!!

Narrator: And so it ends! Keitaro never got a chance to go out with someone. And probably never will now that he had just put himself to shame... Or maybe shall I say that Kaolla did. But, we do know that Kaolla's new invention is "The Kisser"!

**END OF CHAPTER**

Asuka Angel: So what did you think of my first chapter on ~*Love Hina Mysteries*~??? Please reveiw!!!