Welcome back to our wonderful tale of The Elf's Day Out! We know you love us! Ahem...anyway, when we last left off, Abyss was charging towards Kanojo, who had been eating her cheese! We shall continue right...about...now!

As Abyss races toward Kanojo, our hearts are filled with fear. If we loose Kanojo, who will finish all of those stories? Not one has been completed. This cannot be the end! To stop this horrible event from occurring, I snatch up a magical chocolate bar from one of my reviewer friends and throw it towards Sparky, who is still sitting neglected in the corner (Note that this is a MAGIC chocolate bar, so it went through the wall of the house easily). Just as Abyss was about to tackle Kanojo, she froze in midair. She sniffed a few times, and then, ZOOM! She raced to the chocolate bar, knocking over Sparky in all of the pandemonium. Sparky just smiled. (

Here are the current positions. Abyss is in the corner, nibbling her chocolate, mumbling, "My precioussssssss" Kanojo is sitting on the elf's head, eating cheese, Sparky, who hasn't yet gotten up, is n the floor, smiling (, Tabbutt (the spelling constantly changes, I know) is in a wheelbarrow with Stupid, Foxy A has disappeared, we're outside in a garbage can, and Elvis...well, remains a mystery. All in all, it looks like an ordinary day at the house of Kanojo...or is it? ...Yeah, it is.

Well, now that Abyss has finished her chocolate, and Kanojo has finished the cheese, no one is quite sure what to do. Is there life after cheese and chocolate? IS THERE?! ...probably. But let's just say there isn't and everyone dies. The End.

{{Epilogue: After everyone died, the group of random reviewers went to become the studio audience for Fraiser. After they all realized how much the show sucked, they went to join the cast of Saved by the Bell. When they realized the show had ended a long time before, each member killed his or herself. I, however, became the narrator for Adult Swim. What? They have no narrator? No wonder the pay sucked...}}

...yeah, that was lame. But I tried, didn't I? Maybe not. Oh well...but wait! What is this? It seems that Abyss is hovering above the ground! It must be the magic chocolate! Kanojo stares in wonder. Abyss laughs in an evil way. "MWAHAHA! Now I rule you all! You are all my slaves! Bow down and praise me, you fools! MWAHAHA...ha...ha?" She trailed off, as she began to sink back to the ground. There to greet her is Kanojo, cracking her knuckles. Is she going to hurt Abyss? Are we all doomed? No...it seems she was just cracking her knuckles. Hmmm.

JOIN US NEXT TIME FOR A NEW CHAPTER OF THE ELF'S DAY OUT! (P.S: About the purpose of life, it's 'being.' Many thanks to Foxy A for explaining this to me)