Welcome back! Many thanks for your continued patience with this
tale...it's going nowhere, I realize. Ah, but you see? That's the fun part.
Ahem...now that we rejoin our 'heroes,' Sparky is laying in a corner, doing
this: -- :) Abyss has occupied herself with flinging bath beads at the
ceiling, Kanojo had gone back to sitting with the elf, Foxy A remains
missing, Stupid and Tabbutt are outside in a wheelbarrow, and Elvis had
been tied to the railroad tracks. Ah, sweet bliss...
To get on with it, I shall continue! (Boy doesn't that sound ridiculous...) It seems that Kanojo has taken up poking Sparky with a stick. Abyss, seeing that her moment has come, dashes into the next room, and returns with a package. "I've been saving this for such an occasion..." she says, grinning from ear to ear, as she hands the package to our good friend, the elf. He blinks. "Go ahead, open it!" she says, cheerfully. The elf suspects something, but opens it, shrugging his shoulders. He pulls out a pair of red shorts. Kanojo looks up from her poking. She quickly puts her hand over her mouth, trying to silence her uncontrollable laughter. "Make him...*snort*...make him put them on!" she calls out, rolling on the ground. I don't get it. Do you? Do you WANT to? Well then...
Sure enough, Abyss pushes our poor elf into the bathroom. "Change!" she commands, shutting the door. Kanojo slowly picks herself up, resuming poking Sparky, who is still in :) mode, with a stick. Abyss shakes her head, nibbling on a cookie. This reminds me, I haven't fed our group of random reviewers for a long while. This could be a bad thing, as they appear to be getting quite a case of the munchies (no, not THOSE munchies). So, I throw them some slop. They munch (can you munch slop?) happily. All is well. Until...
The bathroom door slowly begins to open. Kanojo sits up straight. Abyss blinks. The door opens fully, to reveal our elf buddy wearing the red shorts. Abyss stares. Kanojo drools. Sparky bolts up and grins even bigger. Kanojo punches her in the face. Sparky falls down, unconscious. Abyss shakes her head. Kanojo glares at the motionless Sparky. The elf sits there, not quite understanding anything. All is going smoothly.
Suddenly, Kanojo yawns. "Let's go to bed. I'm tired," She suggests. Abyss nods, climbing up onto the couch. Kanojo grabs a blanket and curls up into a ball on the carpet. Sparky just happens to be unconscious. The elf looks around the room. He blinks. Everyone is already asleep! (Wow, that was fast...) He shrugs his shoulders and plops down onto the floor, falling asleep immediately. Grand, now what do we do? End the chapter? I suppose...not much else to do.
WELL, JOIN US NEXT TIME ON 'THE ELF'S DAY OUT,' IN WHICH WE FIND OUT WHAT FOXY A WAS UP TO! Oooh, mystery...
To get on with it, I shall continue! (Boy doesn't that sound ridiculous...) It seems that Kanojo has taken up poking Sparky with a stick. Abyss, seeing that her moment has come, dashes into the next room, and returns with a package. "I've been saving this for such an occasion..." she says, grinning from ear to ear, as she hands the package to our good friend, the elf. He blinks. "Go ahead, open it!" she says, cheerfully. The elf suspects something, but opens it, shrugging his shoulders. He pulls out a pair of red shorts. Kanojo looks up from her poking. She quickly puts her hand over her mouth, trying to silence her uncontrollable laughter. "Make him...*snort*...make him put them on!" she calls out, rolling on the ground. I don't get it. Do you? Do you WANT to? Well then...
Sure enough, Abyss pushes our poor elf into the bathroom. "Change!" she commands, shutting the door. Kanojo slowly picks herself up, resuming poking Sparky, who is still in :) mode, with a stick. Abyss shakes her head, nibbling on a cookie. This reminds me, I haven't fed our group of random reviewers for a long while. This could be a bad thing, as they appear to be getting quite a case of the munchies (no, not THOSE munchies). So, I throw them some slop. They munch (can you munch slop?) happily. All is well. Until...
The bathroom door slowly begins to open. Kanojo sits up straight. Abyss blinks. The door opens fully, to reveal our elf buddy wearing the red shorts. Abyss stares. Kanojo drools. Sparky bolts up and grins even bigger. Kanojo punches her in the face. Sparky falls down, unconscious. Abyss shakes her head. Kanojo glares at the motionless Sparky. The elf sits there, not quite understanding anything. All is going smoothly.
Suddenly, Kanojo yawns. "Let's go to bed. I'm tired," She suggests. Abyss nods, climbing up onto the couch. Kanojo grabs a blanket and curls up into a ball on the carpet. Sparky just happens to be unconscious. The elf looks around the room. He blinks. Everyone is already asleep! (Wow, that was fast...) He shrugs his shoulders and plops down onto the floor, falling asleep immediately. Grand, now what do we do? End the chapter? I suppose...not much else to do.
WELL, JOIN US NEXT TIME ON 'THE ELF'S DAY OUT,' IN WHICH WE FIND OUT WHAT FOXY A WAS UP TO! Oooh, mystery...
