Ah, hello my friends, and welcome to a slightly less-delayed chapter of The
Elf's Day Out! Well, morning seems to have come to this house of...madness.
Shall we look and see what horrors this house has to offer? Why not? It's
not as if you have anything better to do...I mean, you ARE reading this,
right? See! You cannot look away! ...well, yes. Peering into the house, we
can see Kanojo beginning to stir. Suddenly, three loud POPs are heard, and
Abyss, Kanojo, and the elf jump out of their 'beds' and greet the day!
Actually, that's just Kanojo. "Hello day!" she gleefully exclaims,
extending her arms toward the sky. Abyss hits her over the head with a lead
pipe. This seems to have to have no affect whatsoever. It figures.
It seems that Sparky is still unconscious. Lovely. We notice that Kanojo seems to be forming a plan in her mind. We can hear the gears turning. Literally. Clink. A large grin comes across her face, and she rushes into the kitchen. Abyss sets down the lead pipe and peeks into the room-o-cooking. Her eyes open wide, and she dashes in also. We hear the sounds of pots and pans being thrown everywhere, and begin to worry. Are they beating each other senseless? We can only imagine what evil may be occurring in there. But wait! It seems that they are coming out of the kitchen, both covered in bruises and scrapes. (Yes, they CAN appear that quickly in THIS house) They are both helping to carry a large tray of some sort, covered with a giant metal lid! I wonder where you can buy one of those...but wait! It seems that Sparky has awoken! We must look away from the oddly mesmerizing tray for a moment, as difficult as it may be.
No one else had noticed that she is awake, they are all currently occupied. Tabbutt and Stupid out in the wheelbarrow, Foxy A missing, Elvis still tied to the railroad tracks, and Kanojo and Abyss stuffing the elf's face with food! So THAT'S what was under there...no matter, as our current target is Sparky, who is currently scanning the room. She peers into the kitchen, bathroom, and hallway, and then shrugs her shoulders. She then eyes the front door. What is she thinking?! I must know! She walks over to the door, opens it, looks outside, and then slams it shut. Her grin is twice as huge now, if that's possible. What is outside? I must go see! So, I sneak my way out of the trash can, around the house to the front yard, and look into the driveway. There, I see...the horror!
Foxy A is in the wheelbarrow with Stupid, Tabbutt lying facedown, obviously dead, in a puddle of blood. I slowly turn around and walk back to my cozy little trash can, hug my knees, and rock back and forth. As I am too traumatized by current events, I will be forced to discontinue this chapter. JOIN US NEXT TIME FOR HE LAST EVER CHAPTER OF THE ELF'S DAY OUT! -whisper- It'll be ok...it's not real...it's not real...
It seems that Sparky is still unconscious. Lovely. We notice that Kanojo seems to be forming a plan in her mind. We can hear the gears turning. Literally. Clink. A large grin comes across her face, and she rushes into the kitchen. Abyss sets down the lead pipe and peeks into the room-o-cooking. Her eyes open wide, and she dashes in also. We hear the sounds of pots and pans being thrown everywhere, and begin to worry. Are they beating each other senseless? We can only imagine what evil may be occurring in there. But wait! It seems that they are coming out of the kitchen, both covered in bruises and scrapes. (Yes, they CAN appear that quickly in THIS house) They are both helping to carry a large tray of some sort, covered with a giant metal lid! I wonder where you can buy one of those...but wait! It seems that Sparky has awoken! We must look away from the oddly mesmerizing tray for a moment, as difficult as it may be.
No one else had noticed that she is awake, they are all currently occupied. Tabbutt and Stupid out in the wheelbarrow, Foxy A missing, Elvis still tied to the railroad tracks, and Kanojo and Abyss stuffing the elf's face with food! So THAT'S what was under there...no matter, as our current target is Sparky, who is currently scanning the room. She peers into the kitchen, bathroom, and hallway, and then shrugs her shoulders. She then eyes the front door. What is she thinking?! I must know! She walks over to the door, opens it, looks outside, and then slams it shut. Her grin is twice as huge now, if that's possible. What is outside? I must go see! So, I sneak my way out of the trash can, around the house to the front yard, and look into the driveway. There, I see...the horror!
Foxy A is in the wheelbarrow with Stupid, Tabbutt lying facedown, obviously dead, in a puddle of blood. I slowly turn around and walk back to my cozy little trash can, hug my knees, and rock back and forth. As I am too traumatized by current events, I will be forced to discontinue this chapter. JOIN US NEXT TIME FOR HE LAST EVER CHAPTER OF THE ELF'S DAY OUT! -whisper- It'll be ok...it's not real...it's not real...
