Welcome friends, to the last chapter of The Elf's Day Out! Why is it the
last chapter, you may ask. Simple! The people we have been following have
begun to notice our presence, and we do not wish to be caught and placed in
their 'special' lives. So, enjoy it! For it is your last chance! Or is
it...? Yeah, it is. But anyway...when you last 'tuned in,' we had come
across Stupid and Foxy A asleep in a wheelbarrow, with a dead Tabbutt on
the ground. You may remember my little 'episode' last time. I have gone
through extensive therapy and currently attend support group meetings, and
I am making progress. But really, you don't think I'm overreacting, do you?
I mean, Foxy A and Stupid in a wheelbarrow! -winces-
Continuing on, Kanojo and Abyss have run out of food to stuff the elf with, and have taken up discussing the theory of heaven and watermelons. Sparky is tagging 'Surrender to dim-ness' on Kanojo's wall, and the elf is staring out the window. Suddenly, his eyes open wide. What could be out the window that makes him stare? Could it be...his playstation? Since the window is right next to us, I turn around to check. It is! A golden shiny playstation is hovering a few feet away. He dives out the window, and chases after it. It seems to be leading him somewhere, but it seems that Kanojo and Abyss are too deeply involved in their conversation to notice.
Since we have followed our friend since the beginning of this tale, we must chase after him! In our trusty 'I'm a shrub' costumes, we shall race down the street after him! A few of our reviewers have dropped from exhaustion, but the rest of us must know where the elf will end up! It is our sole purpose. But wait, it seems we are passing the locations where all of our adventures took place! The park, the 'over' part of town, Arby's, NBMS (the hobbit colony), Kanojo's house...again, the coffee shop, and the original sidewalk where we first spotted our elf! Ah, memories. But wait, there seems to be some sort of glowing green light that his playstation had flown into. As he is about to jump in, a thunderous voice call out, "BE WARNED: IF YOU ENTER, YOU CANNOT RETURN TO THIS PLACE." The elf looked to the left, and to the right, and said, "REALLY?! ARE YOU SURE?! OK!" And with that, he jumped in. The portal began shrinking, and we heard the sound of, "Hey dude, nice shorts!" come out, as the portal disappeared, never to be seen again. Goodbye, our elf friend, we shall miss you! But wait! What of our other friends?!
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Foxy A walked into Kanojo's house and shut the door quietly. 'Thank god I finally found my evil twin! But did she have to be in THERE?!' she thought. She shrugged her shoulders, and walked into the living room, where Kanojo and Abyss were throwing tomatoes at the wall. "Hey Foxy A," said Kanojo, "where have you been?" "oh," she replied, "I was out looking for my evil twin." Sparky looked up. "Yeah, I saw her in the wheelbarrow with that Stupid Idiot," she stated. Abyss looked around the room.
"Hey, had anyone seen Elrond?" she asked.
THE END
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Kanojo here! Thanx to everyone who reviewed my story, you're the best! You all thought it was Leggy...HA! Poor fools. I kid! Anywayz, review away. Your thoughts and constructive criticism are accepted with open arms! I may write a sequel to this story if my other ones ever get finished. Many thanx to Abyss, Sparky, and Foxy A for letting me put them in here! I had a lot of fun...first story I've completed! EVER! Love to all, well...most. Laterz!
Continuing on, Kanojo and Abyss have run out of food to stuff the elf with, and have taken up discussing the theory of heaven and watermelons. Sparky is tagging 'Surrender to dim-ness' on Kanojo's wall, and the elf is staring out the window. Suddenly, his eyes open wide. What could be out the window that makes him stare? Could it be...his playstation? Since the window is right next to us, I turn around to check. It is! A golden shiny playstation is hovering a few feet away. He dives out the window, and chases after it. It seems to be leading him somewhere, but it seems that Kanojo and Abyss are too deeply involved in their conversation to notice.
Since we have followed our friend since the beginning of this tale, we must chase after him! In our trusty 'I'm a shrub' costumes, we shall race down the street after him! A few of our reviewers have dropped from exhaustion, but the rest of us must know where the elf will end up! It is our sole purpose. But wait, it seems we are passing the locations where all of our adventures took place! The park, the 'over' part of town, Arby's, NBMS (the hobbit colony), Kanojo's house...again, the coffee shop, and the original sidewalk where we first spotted our elf! Ah, memories. But wait, there seems to be some sort of glowing green light that his playstation had flown into. As he is about to jump in, a thunderous voice call out, "BE WARNED: IF YOU ENTER, YOU CANNOT RETURN TO THIS PLACE." The elf looked to the left, and to the right, and said, "REALLY?! ARE YOU SURE?! OK!" And with that, he jumped in. The portal began shrinking, and we heard the sound of, "Hey dude, nice shorts!" come out, as the portal disappeared, never to be seen again. Goodbye, our elf friend, we shall miss you! But wait! What of our other friends?!
...
Foxy A walked into Kanojo's house and shut the door quietly. 'Thank god I finally found my evil twin! But did she have to be in THERE?!' she thought. She shrugged her shoulders, and walked into the living room, where Kanojo and Abyss were throwing tomatoes at the wall. "Hey Foxy A," said Kanojo, "where have you been?" "oh," she replied, "I was out looking for my evil twin." Sparky looked up. "Yeah, I saw her in the wheelbarrow with that Stupid Idiot," she stated. Abyss looked around the room.
"Hey, had anyone seen Elrond?" she asked.
THE END
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Kanojo here! Thanx to everyone who reviewed my story, you're the best! You all thought it was Leggy...HA! Poor fools. I kid! Anywayz, review away. Your thoughts and constructive criticism are accepted with open arms! I may write a sequel to this story if my other ones ever get finished. Many thanx to Abyss, Sparky, and Foxy A for letting me put them in here! I had a lot of fun...first story I've completed! EVER! Love to all, well...most. Laterz!
