Note: Commercial 1 was a success!!!! Thanketh all of you for your reviews!! I love you all!!! Shit!! Did I say that aloud?! I is a eatin' Spagettios!!!!

Disclaimer: Do not own none of them. Jhonen does, George Lucas does, and so does Betty Crocker. She's evil. There's rat poison in her food!!! And I ate some!!! F@*%!!!!

Summary: Johnny wants some skettios!!! (misspelled in last chap.) Creepy hamburger glove appears!!! Grab your forks and tongs!! There's gonna be a party!!!
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The Fight for SKETTIOS!!

Commercial 2: (appears during favorite Saturday morning cartoon)

(Really cheezy music plays and a can of Skettios appears) (Flashes pop up so much you collapse into a seizure)(Just like that one Pokemon show!!) "Hiya kids!!! Now under each Skettios label, you could win $1.00!!! Booyah!! Hot dog!!"
(Camera switches to Johnny who is sitting on the couch eating a can of Skettios) "Mmmm...YUU-MMYY!!" (Grabs skettio can and peels off the label) 'YOU WIN OUR $1.00 GRAND PRIZE!!!' (Eyes grow wide and a smile spread over his face) "HELL YEAH!!! I have's me the $1.00 grand prize!!!!"
(In bursts in the Hamburger Helper glove) "The $1.00 grand prize?!!! I da one who saw it first!!!!" (Does a flying leap at Johnny and snatches the label out of his hand)
"Aaaahhhh!! My hand!! The Betty Crocker glove BIT my hand!!!" (Gets psycho look in the eyes and pulls out a light saber) "Now he MUST DIE!!!!!!"
(ZZZHHHRRRIIINNNG!! The glove pulls out a light saber too) "Bring it on, Twig!!!!"
(Each one flys towards each other and start da saber fight) 'ZZZHHHRRIINNG!! ZZHHIINNGGG!! WHACK!! SPLAT!! SMACKED UP!!! BEEEEEEEPPP!!!(Got censored) (after the censor people!!!!)
(R2D2 comes on the scene) "Beep boop be doop!! Ba beep beep bee bee bop!!!"
(Johnny stares at him) "What the FUCK did he just say?!!!"
(Jar Jar Binks) "He said that you smell like a toaster strudle!!!" (Mmmmm)
"I'm not a toaster strudle!!!" (Slices off R2D2's tin can of a head)
(Hamburger Helper glove goes after Jar Jar Binks) "Get back here, you birth defected Easter Bunny!!!!" (Kills him. Then he goes after Johnny again) (Light sabers clash together and they start fighting. It goes on for about 3 hours)
(3 hours later, still fighting) "The grand prize is mine!!!" (Johnny) (The glove does some Darth Vader move and chops off Johnny's hand) "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" (Runs around and screams like a baby) (Glove laugh maniacally)
(In bursts some cheerleaders) (OH DEAR GOD!!!!!!) "Rah! Rah! Rah!!! Go Glove-y, Go Glove-y!!!!" (Johnny and the glove temporarily join forces to kill the squad)
(5 seconds later, the cheerleaders are dead and twitchy) (TWITCHY!!! GODDAMMIT!!!)
(It also turns out that the glove did not chop his hand off. His sleeve was too long)
(Darth Vader and Darth Maul {???} pop in) (In famous wheezy voice) "Glove. I am your father!!" (Darth Maul) ''Me too!!!" (What the fuck is this???!!!!!)
(this traumatizes Johnny and he kills both Darths and the glove)
(Label floats down from heaven) (Angels: Aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!)
(Johnny cradles it in his hands and a tear rolls down his face) "Hot damn!!! I still gots me the $1.00 grand prize!!!!" ("Rocky" music plays and fades to black)

END

****10 minutes from now!!! Another commercial during The Power Rangers!!! Devi and the McGruff dog-person!!!! Anti-violence campaign!!! Johnny!!!****

Um...I WAS A EATIN' SPAGETTIOS AND DRINKIN' MOUNTAIN DEW!!! The other mind fucker-upper!!! Hope you laugh till your head explodes!!! Reveiw me!!!