Note: Okay!! It hit me all of a sudden that these really don't resemble commercial. They're just pieces of crap that have exploded out of my mind and onto this hideous computer screen!!! (After they come out, I scream bloody murder) But hey!! Who the hell cares if they're commercials or not! As long as they're funny and fucked up real good!!
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own any of them!! not even that dog thing!!
Summary: Devi appears with the McGruff Crime Doggy!! Stop the violence!!! Johnny comes on the set and causes chaos!!! Doooooooommm!! Dooooommm!!! DOOOMMM!!!! Dammit!! I said DOOM!!!
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Anti-Violence Campaign of Pure Chaos
Commercial 3:
(Your sitting down watching the Power Rangers kick some major anti-nice monster ass when your TV screen goes black) "WHAT THE???!!!" (You grab the remote and click buttons, but nuttin' works) "NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Why my Power Rangers??!! WWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYY??!!!!!!" (Drop to hands and knees and start bawling)
(Suddenly your TV comes on and you look up. But to your boxer-short-droppin'-horror.. THAT McGruff doggy person thingy is on!!!) (DAMN YOU TRENCH COAT WEARING DOG!!! DAMN YYYYOOOOUUUU!!!!!!)
(Then Devi shows up) (Oh my good gollie gosh!!!)
"Hello children! My name is Devi and I'm gonna talk to you about VI-O-LENCE!! And here to help me is the crime doggy, McGruff!!!" (In walks McGruff) (Children off camera cheer their cheery cheer) (You just get this very disturbed look on face)
"Hi there!! I'm McGruff the Crime Dog." (We know that already) "And I just want to say that violence is evil!!! PURE EVIIIIIILLLLLL!!!!!!! I'll prove it!!" (Camera switches to a Skettio eatin' Johnny) "Look!! He may seem like a normal boy eatin' Skettios!! But he's really a GOPHER CHUCKING BOY OF EVIL PUDDING!!! WITNESS THE VIOLENCE!!!"
(Johnny looks up at the camera and freaks out) "Aaaaahhhh!!! What are you doing in my sacred place of sacreness-ity?! HUH?!!! HUH??!!" (grabs his knife) "No cameras ALLOWED!!! Can't you read the fucking sign?!!!"(Points to sign) ('STAY OUT OF DIE' it read) (Lunges at the camera dude) "Oh NOOOO!!! Get offa me!!! Get offa MEE!!!!" (Camera falls to one side and in background you can hear his tortured screams) :D
(Then camera gets repositioned and Johnny's face appears) "Now it's YOUR turn evil crime doggy!! Hee hee hee ha!!!" (Runs away)
"Told ya!!! Told ya!! You damn executive producers!!!! 'Let's document a CRIMINALLY INSANE person for this campaign' you say!!! Well I say, I'M GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!' (McGruff runs away with tail between his legs) (He didn't get to far though, Johnny caught him and sliced his throat) "I told you it was your turn Mr. Doggy person!!! Now bleed like you never fucking bled before!!!!!" (Devi, scared shitless, stand there, in total shock from the sight) (Johnny hovers over the dead dog wiping off his knife) (Turns around and spots Devi. [The dog killing went straight to his head] He smiles crookedly and slowly makes his way toward her)
"Get the hell away from me Johnny!!! I mean it!!!!" (Pulls out a can of mace) (Still a walking) (In the background, kids are now horribly scarred for life after seeing McGruff get killed. All their hair turned white)
(Johnny still doesn't listen to her and still walks) (That does it!! Devi presses the mace button and sprays a hot blast in his face) "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Bitch!! I can't see!! My burning eyes!!!! " (Devi still blasts him)
"Who you callin' bitch?! I got your BITCH right here!!!!" (Sprays 'til the can's all sprayed out) (Throws can and walks away) (goes to black)
END
**** Up next!!! Happy Noodle Boy and DISH SOAP!! Yes!! Dish soap!!! Is it DAWN OR PALMOLIVE?! How the hell am I supposed to know??!!! ****
Well, to me this one utterly sucked. Fuck!!! Where's the insanity in my mind?! I need to be out and about!!! Til next time!!
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own any of them!! not even that dog thing!!
Summary: Devi appears with the McGruff Crime Doggy!! Stop the violence!!! Johnny comes on the set and causes chaos!!! Doooooooommm!! Dooooommm!!! DOOOMMM!!!! Dammit!! I said DOOM!!!
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Anti-Violence Campaign of Pure Chaos
Commercial 3:
(Your sitting down watching the Power Rangers kick some major anti-nice monster ass when your TV screen goes black) "WHAT THE???!!!" (You grab the remote and click buttons, but nuttin' works) "NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Why my Power Rangers??!! WWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYY??!!!!!!" (Drop to hands and knees and start bawling)
(Suddenly your TV comes on and you look up. But to your boxer-short-droppin'-horror.. THAT McGruff doggy person thingy is on!!!) (DAMN YOU TRENCH COAT WEARING DOG!!! DAMN YYYYOOOOUUUU!!!!!!)
(Then Devi shows up) (Oh my good gollie gosh!!!)
"Hello children! My name is Devi and I'm gonna talk to you about VI-O-LENCE!! And here to help me is the crime doggy, McGruff!!!" (In walks McGruff) (Children off camera cheer their cheery cheer) (You just get this very disturbed look on face)
"Hi there!! I'm McGruff the Crime Dog." (We know that already) "And I just want to say that violence is evil!!! PURE EVIIIIIILLLLLL!!!!!!! I'll prove it!!" (Camera switches to a Skettio eatin' Johnny) "Look!! He may seem like a normal boy eatin' Skettios!! But he's really a GOPHER CHUCKING BOY OF EVIL PUDDING!!! WITNESS THE VIOLENCE!!!"
(Johnny looks up at the camera and freaks out) "Aaaaahhhh!!! What are you doing in my sacred place of sacreness-ity?! HUH?!!! HUH??!!" (grabs his knife) "No cameras ALLOWED!!! Can't you read the fucking sign?!!!"(Points to sign) ('STAY OUT OF DIE' it read) (Lunges at the camera dude) "Oh NOOOO!!! Get offa me!!! Get offa MEE!!!!" (Camera falls to one side and in background you can hear his tortured screams) :D
(Then camera gets repositioned and Johnny's face appears) "Now it's YOUR turn evil crime doggy!! Hee hee hee ha!!!" (Runs away)
"Told ya!!! Told ya!! You damn executive producers!!!! 'Let's document a CRIMINALLY INSANE person for this campaign' you say!!! Well I say, I'M GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!' (McGruff runs away with tail between his legs) (He didn't get to far though, Johnny caught him and sliced his throat) "I told you it was your turn Mr. Doggy person!!! Now bleed like you never fucking bled before!!!!!" (Devi, scared shitless, stand there, in total shock from the sight) (Johnny hovers over the dead dog wiping off his knife) (Turns around and spots Devi. [The dog killing went straight to his head] He smiles crookedly and slowly makes his way toward her)
"Get the hell away from me Johnny!!! I mean it!!!!" (Pulls out a can of mace) (Still a walking) (In the background, kids are now horribly scarred for life after seeing McGruff get killed. All their hair turned white)
(Johnny still doesn't listen to her and still walks) (That does it!! Devi presses the mace button and sprays a hot blast in his face) "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Bitch!! I can't see!! My burning eyes!!!! " (Devi still blasts him)
"Who you callin' bitch?! I got your BITCH right here!!!!" (Sprays 'til the can's all sprayed out) (Throws can and walks away) (goes to black)
END
**** Up next!!! Happy Noodle Boy and DISH SOAP!! Yes!! Dish soap!!! Is it DAWN OR PALMOLIVE?! How the hell am I supposed to know??!!! ****
Well, to me this one utterly sucked. Fuck!!! Where's the insanity in my mind?! I need to be out and about!!! Til next time!!
