Note: Do you ever wonder if I could be Jhonen Vasquez disguising myself in some stupid pen name? And all my valuable information is just some scam? FAKE?! PLEASE, DO NOT ANSWER 'YES' TO THIS QUESTION!!! For I am not Jhonen Vasquez! I'm just a insane, insomniac girl with a huge imagination!!! ( Moves hands to form a rainbow) AND WHAT THE HELL DOES 'OOC' MEAN?!!
Disclaimer: No owneth any of 'dem. HEAR ME FUNKY WET MONKEES!!!
Summary: It's HNB and dishsoap!! The mad chaos!!! The funky chaos!!! Soap is in da eyes!!!!
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Happy Noodle Boy and Da Soap
Commercial 4:
(You are just sittin' on da couch, twiddling your thumbs, blank stare on face from the anti-violence commercial you witnessed a few minutes ago. The images are now burned forever in your retinas. HA HA HA HAH!!!!) (Then another commercial comes on)
''Oh god, please!! No more insanity!!!'' you beg. "My fragile little psychie can take no more!!!" (I laugh at your weakness!!) :) (But all you see on the screen is a bottle of DAWN dishsoap and it be green) (The relief washes over you. It's like pouring Oriental seasoning on Ramen Noodles) (NOODLES!!!)
(Then to your sad and unsane life, A FUCKING STICK FIGURE COMES ON THE SET!!!!)
(It be no bigger than the bottle) (You curl up and bawl) :{
(The stick figure stops and looks at the DAWN bottle) "Curvy, durvy, noodle oonie!! Fucky greasy ointment!!! Do you believe in love at first sight?!" (jumps on top of the bottle) "All ye little people!!!"(Points down to the counter) "I give you the Ten Commandments of the commanding commandments!!! Dare not defy my athority!! I shall rise above all and clamp down on the mighty twist of a bendy straw!!" (Jumps down)
(Somewhere off the screen some dude whispers) "Hey!! Stick dick!!! That's not in the script!! You're supposed to say 'DAWN cuts through the toughest of all grease.' DO your comprehend?!!" (Do YOU comprehend my yummy gummy interior?!)
(Happy Noodle Boy stares at him) "Heretic!! Damn Britney Spears worshiper!!! Why do you shave your ass in acceptance of her?!!" (Kicks the DAWN bottle) (It wavers) "Swiss cheese is better than Cheddar!!" (Farts a really big one. And I mean BIG. SO big that it knocks everybody out from it's deadly odor) (You throw up your intestines. Choke. Then suck 'dem up like SPAGHETTI!!! I said SPAGHETTI!!!!!!!!)
"Unholy evil beastie-oids!! Relinquish my soul!!!" (the DAWN bottle falls on his skinny self and smooshes the stuffing out of him)
END
****On a different channel!! Squee and Shmee doing a Sesamee Street type thing!! Monsters, aliens, and stuff! Oh MY!!****
Don't ask about any of this. I said that I was insane and better believe it. If you don't, THEN SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR EVER BELOVED HAMSTER!! FOR I SHALL TAKE IT AND MAKE IT INTO NUMMY, yet secret, NOODLES AND RODENT CASSEROLE!!!! Review the almight MEEE!! Thank you.
Disclaimer: No owneth any of 'dem. HEAR ME FUNKY WET MONKEES!!!
Summary: It's HNB and dishsoap!! The mad chaos!!! The funky chaos!!! Soap is in da eyes!!!!
*******************************************
Happy Noodle Boy and Da Soap
Commercial 4:
(You are just sittin' on da couch, twiddling your thumbs, blank stare on face from the anti-violence commercial you witnessed a few minutes ago. The images are now burned forever in your retinas. HA HA HA HAH!!!!) (Then another commercial comes on)
''Oh god, please!! No more insanity!!!'' you beg. "My fragile little psychie can take no more!!!" (I laugh at your weakness!!) :) (But all you see on the screen is a bottle of DAWN dishsoap and it be green) (The relief washes over you. It's like pouring Oriental seasoning on Ramen Noodles) (NOODLES!!!)
(Then to your sad and unsane life, A FUCKING STICK FIGURE COMES ON THE SET!!!!)
(It be no bigger than the bottle) (You curl up and bawl) :{
(The stick figure stops and looks at the DAWN bottle) "Curvy, durvy, noodle oonie!! Fucky greasy ointment!!! Do you believe in love at first sight?!" (jumps on top of the bottle) "All ye little people!!!"(Points down to the counter) "I give you the Ten Commandments of the commanding commandments!!! Dare not defy my athority!! I shall rise above all and clamp down on the mighty twist of a bendy straw!!" (Jumps down)
(Somewhere off the screen some dude whispers) "Hey!! Stick dick!!! That's not in the script!! You're supposed to say 'DAWN cuts through the toughest of all grease.' DO your comprehend?!!" (Do YOU comprehend my yummy gummy interior?!)
(Happy Noodle Boy stares at him) "Heretic!! Damn Britney Spears worshiper!!! Why do you shave your ass in acceptance of her?!!" (Kicks the DAWN bottle) (It wavers) "Swiss cheese is better than Cheddar!!" (Farts a really big one. And I mean BIG. SO big that it knocks everybody out from it's deadly odor) (You throw up your intestines. Choke. Then suck 'dem up like SPAGHETTI!!! I said SPAGHETTI!!!!!!!!)
"Unholy evil beastie-oids!! Relinquish my soul!!!" (the DAWN bottle falls on his skinny self and smooshes the stuffing out of him)
END
****On a different channel!! Squee and Shmee doing a Sesamee Street type thing!! Monsters, aliens, and stuff! Oh MY!!****
Don't ask about any of this. I said that I was insane and better believe it. If you don't, THEN SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR EVER BELOVED HAMSTER!! FOR I SHALL TAKE IT AND MAKE IT INTO NUMMY, yet secret, NOODLES AND RODENT CASSEROLE!!!! Review the almight MEEE!! Thank you.
