Note: I know I said that I would do one about Squee and Shmee and Seseame Street, but I really don't know much about Squee for I no have his comics. Which will be here in about 2 weeks!!! Count 'em!!!! 2!! Booyah!! I love you SLG Publishing!!! Anyway, after reading your reviews (Which made me really smile and feel all warm and gooshy inside) and also getting some commercial ideas, I will do a few chapters on the dedication of ALL OF YOU'S!!!!! As thanks for being my friends!!! :) So send (via e-mail) me ideas and I will put them up until I get my SQUEE! comics. ;)
Disclaimer: I no own 'dem. Not even the Doom-in-a-can-spray. That belongs to That Guy Who Died and the rest is Jhonen!!
Summarie: (LOOKIT!!! A misspelling!! :) Jhonen sees a can of the Doom stuff in da store, and a funky commercial comes on, starring That Guy Who Died!!!! Ooooooooohh!
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Doom-In-A-Can-Spray
Commercial 5:
(Clicky-Click. Stop) "What the hell?" You question as you see a tall guy with firey red hair and a black trench coat and glasses and...! (Just playing) Who is walking down a grocery store aisle and he see a can of some sort. You watch with much anticipation as he looks at the can. (Anxious? No? THEN WHY ARE YOU ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT?!! HUH?!!)
An eyebrow of his raises up, 'Doom-In-A-Can-Spray? Fresh grapefruit? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TOO?! " He throws it in his cart. Just as he did that, a HUGE tv screen pops out of nowhere. Scaring Jhonen so much, that his pants fall down!! (LOOKIE!! He be wearing Happy Noodle Boy print boxers!!)('Thanx for the image' you say) (Any girls reading this, you say 'WOW!!! I love a man in boxers!!!')(AND ALL OF YOU BETTER BE SAYING THAT TOO!!! FOR I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!)
KSSSSHHHHHH!!! (Remind you of a certain story?) The static is interrupted and a dead guy is on da screen.
"Hey you all!!! Buy my Doom-In-A-Can-Spray and you will have much fun!!! WITNESS the fun!!!! Now in fresh grapefrooty scent!!! Mmm...Graaaapfrrrrooooooootieeeeeee!!! I died by a rupture in my stomach from reading Lord of the Squirrels' stories!!" Camera swings over to a group of kids with the can spray. (The giggling little dirt-munching fairies!! FAIRIES!!!) They giggle and shake the can. It goes on for about a good 10 minutes!!
THEN!! The button is depressed, causing all the anthrax cooties to fly out!!! Everyone dies from inhaling the lung-fucker-upper stuff!! (OH MY GOD I CAN'T BREATHE!!!!! Hack! Cough! Croak!! Die.)
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****Next up!! Mexican Moron's SEX CHANGE IN A CAN!! The anticipation!!****
This was for you That Guy Who Died!!! Hope you liked it!! And an apology if that anthrax thingy offended some of you. |:( Sorry!! I just found it appropriate for this little thing of mine. Doom is funny!!
Disclaimer: I no own 'dem. Not even the Doom-in-a-can-spray. That belongs to That Guy Who Died and the rest is Jhonen!!
Summarie: (LOOKIT!!! A misspelling!! :) Jhonen sees a can of the Doom stuff in da store, and a funky commercial comes on, starring That Guy Who Died!!!! Ooooooooohh!
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Doom-In-A-Can-Spray
Commercial 5:
(Clicky-Click. Stop) "What the hell?" You question as you see a tall guy with firey red hair and a black trench coat and glasses and...! (Just playing) Who is walking down a grocery store aisle and he see a can of some sort. You watch with much anticipation as he looks at the can. (Anxious? No? THEN WHY ARE YOU ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT?!! HUH?!!)
An eyebrow of his raises up, 'Doom-In-A-Can-Spray? Fresh grapefruit? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TOO?! " He throws it in his cart. Just as he did that, a HUGE tv screen pops out of nowhere. Scaring Jhonen so much, that his pants fall down!! (LOOKIE!! He be wearing Happy Noodle Boy print boxers!!)('Thanx for the image' you say) (Any girls reading this, you say 'WOW!!! I love a man in boxers!!!')(AND ALL OF YOU BETTER BE SAYING THAT TOO!!! FOR I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!)
KSSSSHHHHHH!!! (Remind you of a certain story?) The static is interrupted and a dead guy is on da screen.
"Hey you all!!! Buy my Doom-In-A-Can-Spray and you will have much fun!!! WITNESS the fun!!!! Now in fresh grapefrooty scent!!! Mmm...Graaaapfrrrrooooooootieeeeeee!!! I died by a rupture in my stomach from reading Lord of the Squirrels' stories!!" Camera swings over to a group of kids with the can spray. (The giggling little dirt-munching fairies!! FAIRIES!!!) They giggle and shake the can. It goes on for about a good 10 minutes!!
THEN!! The button is depressed, causing all the anthrax cooties to fly out!!! Everyone dies from inhaling the lung-fucker-upper stuff!! (OH MY GOD I CAN'T BREATHE!!!!! Hack! Cough! Croak!! Die.)
END
****Next up!! Mexican Moron's SEX CHANGE IN A CAN!! The anticipation!!****
This was for you That Guy Who Died!!! Hope you liked it!! And an apology if that anthrax thingy offended some of you. |:( Sorry!! I just found it appropriate for this little thing of mine. Doom is funny!!
