Note: Did this after I put up the Doom can commercial. this one goes out to the Mexican Moron :) Thanx for your ideas!!
Disclaimer: Again i do not own 'dem. They're Jhonen's and Mexican Moron's.
Summary: You're watching TV. Then you see a commercial with Johnny. He drinks stuff out of a can and something HORRIBLE happens!! What could it be?! Bet you already knoooooooow-oh!!
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Mexican Moron's Dedication
Commercial 6:
Somehow, all the dead and twitchy people of the world are brought back to life from the whole Doom-In-A-Can-Spray incident. You get up off the floor only to be greeted by another goofy and possible deadly commercial. (Oh please NO!!!)
You watch with terror as you see a very thin, black clad person on the screen holding a can. (The can reads 'SEX CHANGE IN A CAN') Eyebrow raised as you wonder what the hell is going on here. (We all do)
"Hiya people!!" greets the sticky person thing named Johnny. :) "This is an info-mercial about this!!" Holds out can. "SEX CHANGE IN A CAN!!!!! All you do is pop open the top and guzzle the bile-like tasty fluid down your throat and watch for the results!! Here we GO!!" He pops open the top and CHUGZ it down! (UH OH!!!) Downing the last drop with a satisfying Ahhh! he wipes his mouth with the back of his hand.
He taps his foot a few times and looks at his watch. Then to the horror of your skid--marked undies, Johnny's body begins to change!! (Oh the HORROR!! THE FUCKIN' HORROR!!!!) His chest swells a few inches, his hips grow fuller and with a bright light the stick thingy named Johnny that was standing there before, is now replaced with dun, dun, dun!! DEVI!!!! (You collapse from the horrible sight that burned your eyes out)
"See!! INSTANT RESULTS!!!! This and similar products only available at Hottopic stores nationwide!! Bye bye!!!"
END
Uhhhhhh...well, Johnny was turned into the very person that hates and fears him. Thank you Mexican Moron for your idea!! More to come!!! You eat corn, yet you listen to Korn... WHAT'S UP WITH THAT!!!!
Disclaimer: Again i do not own 'dem. They're Jhonen's and Mexican Moron's.
Summary: You're watching TV. Then you see a commercial with Johnny. He drinks stuff out of a can and something HORRIBLE happens!! What could it be?! Bet you already knoooooooow-oh!!
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Mexican Moron's Dedication
Commercial 6:
Somehow, all the dead and twitchy people of the world are brought back to life from the whole Doom-In-A-Can-Spray incident. You get up off the floor only to be greeted by another goofy and possible deadly commercial. (Oh please NO!!!)
You watch with terror as you see a very thin, black clad person on the screen holding a can. (The can reads 'SEX CHANGE IN A CAN') Eyebrow raised as you wonder what the hell is going on here. (We all do)
"Hiya people!!" greets the sticky person thing named Johnny. :) "This is an info-mercial about this!!" Holds out can. "SEX CHANGE IN A CAN!!!!! All you do is pop open the top and guzzle the bile-like tasty fluid down your throat and watch for the results!! Here we GO!!" He pops open the top and CHUGZ it down! (UH OH!!!) Downing the last drop with a satisfying Ahhh! he wipes his mouth with the back of his hand.
He taps his foot a few times and looks at his watch. Then to the horror of your skid--marked undies, Johnny's body begins to change!! (Oh the HORROR!! THE FUCKIN' HORROR!!!!) His chest swells a few inches, his hips grow fuller and with a bright light the stick thingy named Johnny that was standing there before, is now replaced with dun, dun, dun!! DEVI!!!! (You collapse from the horrible sight that burned your eyes out)
"See!! INSTANT RESULTS!!!! This and similar products only available at Hottopic stores nationwide!! Bye bye!!!"
END
Uhhhhhh...well, Johnny was turned into the very person that hates and fears him. Thank you Mexican Moron for your idea!! More to come!!! You eat corn, yet you listen to Korn... WHAT'S UP WITH THAT!!!!
