Note: Finally!!! My head jiggles with ideas!!! I feel so happy! This little number goes out to Evil Ducky. Fear the ducks!!
Disclaimer: Don't own none of 'dem. Which I find pretty sad.
Summary: Jhonen finds a box. What could be in the box? TANGO people!!! Tango!!! Flamingos!!!!
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The Tango of Evil Ducky
Commercial 7:
**Since your eyes burned out of your head from the previous commercial, we had to replace you with someone else. And who we found was none other than JHONEN VASQUEZ!!!! Weehoooooo!!**
Jhonen sat there on his couch watching TV, when he spotted this particular commercial. On the screen was a house that looked very similar to his. (Oooooo! Creepy!!) He watched with much anticipation. A box magically appears outside of the house's door and the doorbell rang in Jhonen's house. He got up to answer it. When he opened the door and saw the box, THIS MEXICAN TANGO DANCIN' LADY POPPED OUT!!
"Eeeeeeeek!!" he cried, falling backwards. Latino music plays and the lady dances.
"C'mon chico!! Tango with me!'' she spoke with a heavy accent. Jhonen got up and grabbed the lady by the waist and began dancing. This horrible dancing-ness went on for a good 5 hours. (Holy baloney! Are they even tired yet?!) It still went on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on...(Energizer bunny made a cameo!!)
This commercial is too long so...BRING IN THE ANNOUNCER DUDE!!!
*"I'm still on my coffee break!! I don't want to talk yet!!"* Smacks him in the head with a taquito.
"Say the fucking words NOW!! OR face my horrible torture of the taquito!!!!"
*He sticks out tongue* "That does it!!!! C'mere!!!" Chases after him with a taquito and his tortured screams are heard off stage. Then my evil laugh. "HA HA HA HA HA *hack* *Cough* HA HA HA HA HA HAH!!!!"
Another announcer dude brought in. He looks very cautiously at me. I smile eee-vill-eeeeyyyy. :D "Say it."
"Ummm...umm....um...uh....I forgot my lines!!! DON'T HURT MEEEE!!" he runs away bawling.
"FUCK IT!!! Where's the Taco Bell dog?!" He comes out. I can tell that he forgot the lines. "SHIT!! Does anybody here know the damn lines?! The lines are very simple!! All you have to say is 'BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED'!! And that's it!!!! Batteries not included!!!!!! Repeat after me, 'Baaaat-terrrriiieeeessss...Nnnnooooott...iiiinnncluuuuudeeeed."
"Yo Quio, Taco Bell!!!"
"Wrong commercial!!!!"
END
Maybe not my best one, but I finally got it out. Flame me for it, I don't care. I'll just use them for roasting marshmallows!! Also I wrote this at
4:00a.m. Ciao!!!
Disclaimer: Don't own none of 'dem. Which I find pretty sad.
Summary: Jhonen finds a box. What could be in the box? TANGO people!!! Tango!!! Flamingos!!!!
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The Tango of Evil Ducky
Commercial 7:
**Since your eyes burned out of your head from the previous commercial, we had to replace you with someone else. And who we found was none other than JHONEN VASQUEZ!!!! Weehoooooo!!**
Jhonen sat there on his couch watching TV, when he spotted this particular commercial. On the screen was a house that looked very similar to his. (Oooooo! Creepy!!) He watched with much anticipation. A box magically appears outside of the house's door and the doorbell rang in Jhonen's house. He got up to answer it. When he opened the door and saw the box, THIS MEXICAN TANGO DANCIN' LADY POPPED OUT!!
"Eeeeeeeek!!" he cried, falling backwards. Latino music plays and the lady dances.
"C'mon chico!! Tango with me!'' she spoke with a heavy accent. Jhonen got up and grabbed the lady by the waist and began dancing. This horrible dancing-ness went on for a good 5 hours. (Holy baloney! Are they even tired yet?!) It still went on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on...(Energizer bunny made a cameo!!)
This commercial is too long so...BRING IN THE ANNOUNCER DUDE!!!
*"I'm still on my coffee break!! I don't want to talk yet!!"* Smacks him in the head with a taquito.
"Say the fucking words NOW!! OR face my horrible torture of the taquito!!!!"
*He sticks out tongue* "That does it!!!! C'mere!!!" Chases after him with a taquito and his tortured screams are heard off stage. Then my evil laugh. "HA HA HA HA HA *hack* *Cough* HA HA HA HA HA HAH!!!!"
Another announcer dude brought in. He looks very cautiously at me. I smile eee-vill-eeeeyyyy. :D "Say it."
"Ummm...umm....um...uh....I forgot my lines!!! DON'T HURT MEEEE!!" he runs away bawling.
"FUCK IT!!! Where's the Taco Bell dog?!" He comes out. I can tell that he forgot the lines. "SHIT!! Does anybody here know the damn lines?! The lines are very simple!! All you have to say is 'BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED'!! And that's it!!!! Batteries not included!!!!!! Repeat after me, 'Baaaat-terrrriiieeeessss...Nnnnooooott...iiiinnncluuuuudeeeed."
"Yo Quio, Taco Bell!!!"
"Wrong commercial!!!!"
END
Maybe not my best one, but I finally got it out. Flame me for it, I don't care. I'll just use them for roasting marshmallows!! Also I wrote this at
4:00a.m. Ciao!!!
