Note: Alrighty then!!! I be back with more jiggly ideas!! I gots my comics today, which were suposed to be here next week. Odd... OH WELL!!!! At least I got them so I can entertain you all at this wonderful place!! KIWIS!!! I just have to say this, but the B.A.C. is the most...most...Aaah!! Can't find word to put here!!! After I read it, I drooled more than I used to. Heh. Drool. Jhonen is a very naughty person. NAUGHTY!! You know damn well what I'm talking about!!! Ever see the first page, third panel, in da background, next to the rabbit in Revenge of the Fillerbunny?!! Didjya?! The chicken fucker was also disturbing!!
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Summary: Squee and Shmee is on da Seseame Street. Featuring my favorite: Hellmo. Dun Dun Dun!!!
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The Evil Place of Evil
Commercial 8:
I will put another person here because Jhonen is still dancing with that one Mexican lady. Dear lord!! This be the third day!! So much Kool-aid!!
Wee little Jimmy(Not the crazy fanatic of Johnny) was on the floor with his happy, cuddly teddy bear, Mr. Shnoolges, waiting for his favorite show to come on. Seseame Street!!!! Yay!
It comes on. "Yay!! I so happy!! It came on!!" He squeezes the stuffing out of Mr. Shnoogles in excitment. The theme song plays and he watches with glazed over eyes. Zombie.
Then on comes Squee and Shmee. And right by them is HELLMO. Uh oh...
"Um...Hi. My name is Squee and this is my bear Shmee." Points to the bear. "What's that Shmee? No! Roasting the big yellow bird wouldn't be nice. You so funny!"
"And I am Hellmo," he is on level 7. Goth poetry. (I'll try my best here)
"Today...we are going to learn the number 7!!" Squee exclaimes so gleefully. Huge smile is on face.
"Torment. Torment. Why do I feel so tormented? I am now falling down the abyss of rot. Falling. Falling. Will nobody save me? I am so tormented," Hellmo has just recited poetry. (I feel tormented just for writing that peice of shit.)
Squee and Wee Little Johnny give a strang look.
"Why do you look at me like that? Your looks make me creep into the void of lonely darkness. Enjoy your bliss, for I will never know what it feels like." -.0
All this depressing poetry is now making Wee Little Jimmy see the error of his life. He wants to end it now.
"Um, Mr. Hellmo person? Would you not do that anymore? It is very scary," Squee pleaded.
But before Hellmo could say anything, THESE ALIENS CAME DOWN TO DO SOME PROBING!!! Probing!!!!
"We come to do some probing!! Which one of you puny humans wants to go first?!"
"Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!" Shrieks little Squee and he runs away in total fear. Heh. I laugh at his torment.
"I don't know what to say. All that I can say is that existing is futile. Sad yes. Your life ahead of you is just one big blackhole of empty nothingness. So farewell my friend, I will be no more."
This utter gothy gothness angers the aliens and they grab Hellmo.
Meanwhile, Wee Little Jimmy hung himself to a tree. Oh so sad. Suicidal at the age of three. But he won't be able to witness the probin' horror!! But you will!!!
The aliens have taken Hellmo to their ship. They do all kind of probing for the next two days.
While all this was going on, monsters took over Seseame Street!! Pig demons ran wild and it all gave the kids horrifc nightmares that they couldn't sleep for weeks!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!
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Be honest. WAS THIS CRAPPY OR WHAT?!! I can't do poetry for shit!!! Nugat is goood. Flame me all ye ready ones!! I shall squeeze the little peeps in the store!! Squeezy!! I will be so squeeeeeezzzzzyyyyyy!!! Review me!!!
Disclaimer: This here is a disclaimer. I am disclaiming anything on this page.
Summary: Squee and Shmee is on da Seseame Street. Featuring my favorite: Hellmo. Dun Dun Dun!!!
*********************
The Evil Place of Evil
Commercial 8:
I will put another person here because Jhonen is still dancing with that one Mexican lady. Dear lord!! This be the third day!! So much Kool-aid!!
Wee little Jimmy(Not the crazy fanatic of Johnny) was on the floor with his happy, cuddly teddy bear, Mr. Shnoolges, waiting for his favorite show to come on. Seseame Street!!!! Yay!
It comes on. "Yay!! I so happy!! It came on!!" He squeezes the stuffing out of Mr. Shnoogles in excitment. The theme song plays and he watches with glazed over eyes. Zombie.
Then on comes Squee and Shmee. And right by them is HELLMO. Uh oh...
"Um...Hi. My name is Squee and this is my bear Shmee." Points to the bear. "What's that Shmee? No! Roasting the big yellow bird wouldn't be nice. You so funny!"
"And I am Hellmo," he is on level 7. Goth poetry. (I'll try my best here)
"Today...we are going to learn the number 7!!" Squee exclaimes so gleefully. Huge smile is on face.
"Torment. Torment. Why do I feel so tormented? I am now falling down the abyss of rot. Falling. Falling. Will nobody save me? I am so tormented," Hellmo has just recited poetry. (I feel tormented just for writing that peice of shit.)
Squee and Wee Little Johnny give a strang look.
"Why do you look at me like that? Your looks make me creep into the void of lonely darkness. Enjoy your bliss, for I will never know what it feels like." -.0
All this depressing poetry is now making Wee Little Jimmy see the error of his life. He wants to end it now.
"Um, Mr. Hellmo person? Would you not do that anymore? It is very scary," Squee pleaded.
But before Hellmo could say anything, THESE ALIENS CAME DOWN TO DO SOME PROBING!!! Probing!!!!
"We come to do some probing!! Which one of you puny humans wants to go first?!"
"Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!" Shrieks little Squee and he runs away in total fear. Heh. I laugh at his torment.
"I don't know what to say. All that I can say is that existing is futile. Sad yes. Your life ahead of you is just one big blackhole of empty nothingness. So farewell my friend, I will be no more."
This utter gothy gothness angers the aliens and they grab Hellmo.
Meanwhile, Wee Little Jimmy hung himself to a tree. Oh so sad. Suicidal at the age of three. But he won't be able to witness the probin' horror!! But you will!!!
The aliens have taken Hellmo to their ship. They do all kind of probing for the next two days.
While all this was going on, monsters took over Seseame Street!! Pig demons ran wild and it all gave the kids horrifc nightmares that they couldn't sleep for weeks!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!
END
Be honest. WAS THIS CRAPPY OR WHAT?!! I can't do poetry for shit!!! Nugat is goood. Flame me all ye ready ones!! I shall squeeze the little peeps in the store!! Squeezy!! I will be so squeeeeeezzzzzyyyyyy!!! Review me!!!
