Bearmoon: Hi. Okay, I have another thing to clear up really quick. I know that I've had a few characters call Hawk-Eye a girl. And yes I know that all of the Amazon Trio are males. It's supposed to be a little funny because as most people should know, especially if you're a true moonie, that all of the trio are males. There is a reason to my insanity. Just read chapter five when it comes out. The title should explain a lot. I'm also trying to do something different. I do the dark and serious stuff. This humor thing is difficult, so just hang in there, okay? I applaud to all those humor fiction writers. I now know how hard it is for writing humor. I congratulate you! *walks out as Pluto enters*

Pluto: What was that? *gives a quizzical look* Oh well, Now onto chapter four, The Drunk Who Wasn't Drunk!

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The long, white dining table had people all around it for breakfast the next morning, and still the redheads (excluding Beryl) had not seen the Queen, let alone the King. They weren't sure weather to be pleased or nervous about this. The three outer senshi hadn't been seen since the "guests" had arrived. Yet when the large crystal doors flew open all at the table, senshi and redheads alike had one question answered.

Uranus stomped into the hall with a look that clearly read "Kill me before I kill him."

Neptune trailed behind pushing a wheel chair with a blank faced Tiger-Eye. She beamed brightly to the others watching her, "Good Morning!"

Mars, Jupiter, and Mercury fell off their chairs each with the same exact thought in their head, "How can she be smiling?"

Venus, Beryl, and the Witches Three, as everyone had started calling them (It was too long to say the three of the witches five), had completely ignored Neptune and Uranus's entrance being that they were engaged in a deep conversation about face creams, hand potions, and lotions. Rebreus and Red Crow simply stared.

Neptune rolled Tiger-Eye's wheel chair in between her chair and Uranus's, than sat down. Neptune started eating, but Uranus sat down and grumbled in her seat.

A shadow fell across the table from the still open doors. Everyone was distracted from their food once more.

The king stood in the doorway smiling kindly to everyone. The senshi all semi bowed as the King went to his seat at the end of the table as a little child followed at his heels. She was trying her best t hide behind her father's long cloak, but her pink hair was easily noticeable.

Hawk-Eye entered the hall at the other end bringing with him a pitcher of orange juice. He walked over to where the princess sat and poured her a glass, "Good Morning Princess." He told her like a nanny would tell a child.

Princess Serenity merely gave a bashful smile. The King nodded to Hawk- Eye, "Please forgive her, she is quite bashful around large groups of people she doesn't know."

"It is fine King Endymion. I was just like her at that age." Hawk-Eye said reminiscing a little. Everyone at the table sweat-dropped.

After that Breakfast was very uneventful, Beryl left at ten while everyone else broke into groups. Jupiter followed Hawk-Eye into the Kitchen, quizzing her about different herbs, while he answered her with a bored voice. Rubreus started stalking Neptune and Uranus, who was now pushing Tiger-Eye as Neptune kept glancing at him. The Witches Three and Venus went to the Venician's room to show off each other's cosmetics. The outer scouts weren't the only ones being stalked as Mars discovered later. As she went outside to the shine in the garden, Red Crow started following her. Mercury went to the library alone as usual, but Serenity ran up to her and joined her.

Mars quietly watched Red Crow as she went about her chores in the shrine. When it was finally time for her fire reading, she noticed her "stalker" walk in and sit down across the room. Phobos and Demos flew in after her as if they two wee watching her with four eyes. Mars calmed her nerves and muttered a chant under her breath as the fire grew larger. She closed her eyes, but instead of seeing darkness she was standing next to Neptune. Tiger-Eye cowering like a frightened kitten.

Uranus stood in front of Tiger-Eye as if shielding him, "He's done nothing wrong! He's simply told the truth!" she shouted at someone Mars couldn't see.

"Perhaps so, but he was pretending all along to be mindless. Hiding it from us when he knew he would be in the protection of you two. That is betrayal!"

"No! That is being scared and frightened. He didn't know what had happened to him! The last thing he remembered was being destroyed by Mars. How could he know we wouldn't kill him after he told us. He probably thought both sides were against him, so he couldn't trust anyone." Neptune shouted in response.

The unseen speaker was silent, a white light shone from her direction, "Who had he told this information to?" Mars's head was buzzing, she was trying desperately to recognize the voice.

"He had befriended Sailor Mars. She was the only one he could confide in." Neptune said quietly.

Tiger-Eye stood up, as of hearing, the name of Mars filled him with strength, "I swear, they do plan on betraying the royal family, my lady."

"Who do?"

Tiger-Eye opened his mouth to speak, but Mars had revived from her vision screaming.

"Princess Mars! Are you alright?" Phobos cried as she and Demos flew to her side while transforming into their real human forms.

"Yeah, I just had a vision." Mars's voice was trembling.

"He had befriended Sailor Mars. She was the only one he could confide in." Neptune said quietly. The thought had disturbed her. Why would she befriend one of them?

"Are you sure you'll be alright? Demos asked. They both looked worried.

"Yes, just watch after Red Crow. I have a bad feeling about our "guests""

Phobos and Demos bowed their heads. They turned back into crows then flew off in search of Red Crow.

Neptune's voice still rang through her head. Again she asked herself, Why?

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Bearmoon: *wearing Rei's shrine clothes* Hey, Pluto! My sister taught me a new way to get readers to review! Wanna see?

Pluto: *looks at Bearmoon oddly* Um.Okay?

Bearmoon: Okay! Here it goes! *in trance-like chanting voice* You will review. You will review. You will review.

Pluto: Um.Bearmoon?

Bearmoon: You will review. You will review.

Pluto: Where'd you get those clothes?

Bearmoon: *stops chanting and looks at Pluto. A shout is heard from other room.* That doesn't really matter.

Pluto: *a louder shout is heard closer* I think it does.

Bearmoon: *looks in direction of shouting then back at readers.* Well wait for chapter five! I'm Not A Girl! *switches back to chanting voice* You will review. You will review.