Bearmoon: Pluto, I think I'm going to cry.
Pluto: Why?
Bearmoon: It's the last chapter. It's been fun but goodness me! I'm never doing a humor fic again. This was the most difficult thing I ever had to write. I had a lot of fun and I enjoyed getting so many reviews. This was the most reviews I've ever gotten from one story in such a short time. So it kind of lacked action and it turned into a romance fic between Tiger-Eye and Mars, but it was funny right? Right? *listens to crickets chirping* Fine then. It did lack humor as well, but it was swell.
Pluto: *dabs eyes with hanckerchif* Now onto the final chapter, number nine, The Humorous Endings.
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Mars struggled with Tiger-Eye's limp body. "Come on!" Mars told herself, pulling him with all her strength. Two figures stood in front of her, "Neo-Queen Serenity! Lady Galixia!"
Uranus, Neptune, Mercury, Jupiter, and Venus hurried over towards Mars, pulling Tiger-Eye from her grasp and carrying him to safety. "Mars? What are you doing?! Get over here!" Venus called out to her.
Mars ran over to her fellow senshi, "Right."
Mars kneeled next to Tiger-Eye, watching the Queen and Galixia stand protectively in front of them, like Uranus had done to protect Tiger-Eye from Galixia's accusations.
Serenity clasped Galixia's hand, "Are you ready my friend?"
She nodded.
Serenity smiled, "Return to Chaos, your creator, back to the Cauldron from whence all living stars were born!" Serenity shouted turning towards Rebreus and Red Crow. The two women raised their joined hands as the Cosmos Staff appeared in them.
Galixia stood taller, "Leave us now or suffer your eternal rest!"
Red Crow laughed with true malice, "You think words will scare us? We have been blessed with Chaos's ultimate powers. You will not defeat us."
Serenity shook her head. She looked up at the two with sadness and pity. Galixia and the Queen pointed the staff at the redheads. They shouted in unison, "Cauldron Rebirth Seal!"
A bright light appeared, Mars shielded her eyes, but she could still see the silhouettes of her queen and Galixia and also of the two betrayers. Their bodies fading into shadows and dust. Something else was bugging Mars though, the queen's silhouette was fading too. Mars ran into the source of light, Jupiter called out to her but Mars was too focused.
"Aku-Ryo Tai-San!" She called out as a whirlwind of scrolls flew in all directions.
The light grew and then dispersed into darkness. Mars looked to where the queen had been standing before. She found Serenity and Galixia on their backs, their eyes swirling with her ofuda scrolls stuck to their foreheads. Mars put her hand behind her head, blushing deeply and laughing.
Mercury and the others ran up to her, "Mars, what happened?" the other three looked down at their queen then gave death glares at Mars. She blushed deeper and kept laughing.
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Mars sat next to Tiger-Eye on the garden wall, her booted feet hanging over the edge. "How do you feel?" she teased poking his bandaged chest and arm.
"Better. Mercury has amazing healing skills. I should talk with her sometime."
"Oh really! My mistake." Mars said, turning away from him. The nerve! She saved his butt and how does she repay him? By talking about Mercury!
"Rei?"
"You...don't talk to me! Why do I bother with men?" she said swinging her arms about her, hitting Tiger-Eye in the process. He lost his balance and fell off the wall.
"Oh my gosh!" Mars jumped off the wall to help Tiger-Eye. He was lying on the ground as if winded. She went to his side to help him up.
"You pack a punch," he was gripping his chest, "What do you do? Use anger from your storehouse?" Mars let go of his arm he had over her shoulder while helping him up.
He fell onto the ground again. "Do you not get it? Or are you really that dense?" She started helping him up again.
"Told you I could get it to work." Mars went stone faced.
"So the cat caught the bird. What does the bird do?" She said, leading him up the small steps towards the wall. They sat down on it again, this time Mars, leaning on his arm.
"To soar with a little love for the cat in return."
"That sounds easy enough. What if the bird gets away because she knows some weak spots?" she asked, pinching his arm.
He grimaced, "Well, he'll try again."
Mars smiled, "Your still not gonna get a kiss."
"It was worth a try."
Mars pinched his injured arm harder.
The queen sat in her bed looking out the window. She sighed happily slouching back into her many pillows. Princess Serenity laid on her belly staring at her mother, "Mama? Are you gonna be okay?"
"Yes Small Lady. I just used a little too much energy. I was lucky Lady Galixia was there to help me."
"I'm glad your okay Mama."
Serenity smiled at her daughter. King Endymion sat next to Serenity. "Are you sure your okay?"
"Yes. Now that you're here I feel all better!"
"Haha. Now you lay back down." He said sternly. He kissed her forehead.
"Mama! Papa! I don't wanna see that mushy stuff!" Serenity whined. The queen laughed.
Venus sat on the witches' bed., telling them about the attack from Rebreus and Red Crow. "Good Ridence! I say. That Red Crow had no fashion sense." Eudial commented. The four laughed as Kaoiri nodded her head. Their never-ending conversation of fashion started up, right on queue.
Mercury held a heavy book of recipes in her hands, reading the ingredients off the page as Jupiter and Hawk-Eye told a disgruntled Beryl and Uranus where to get the ingredients and what to do with them.
Neptune played on her violin while Pluto, Saturn, and Avery listened intently. They quietly started a conversation about mediems. Pluto glanced in the direction of the garden wall. Smiling to herself.
"I told you Mars. You were taking it too lightly." She smirked to herself.
Mars sat on the wall staring at the stars, "Your evil Pluto, but someone help me if you weren't there."
"Can I have a kiss, Please?"
"No Tiger-Eye. For the tenth time No!"
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Bearmoon: Thank you loyal readers! This was the final chapter, so if you have any flames, complaints, or good jobs, review me. I had fun with this story and even though it wasn't as funny as I had hoped it would be, it came out okay.
Pluto: I can't believe it's over! And you gave me such a small part, you liar!
Bearmoon: *ignoring her favorite senshi* If you want a continuation, send me your idea. If I like it a lot, I'll give you credit in the next story, but for now, Sayonara Minna-san.
Pluto: Liar! Liar! Liar! Review for me. I want to see all the complaints about the lack of me in Bearmoon's story, got it?
Bearmoon: *turns to Pluto* Hey! You're so spoiled! *turns back to readers* Bye guys! Don't forget to review!
Pluto: Why?
Bearmoon: It's the last chapter. It's been fun but goodness me! I'm never doing a humor fic again. This was the most difficult thing I ever had to write. I had a lot of fun and I enjoyed getting so many reviews. This was the most reviews I've ever gotten from one story in such a short time. So it kind of lacked action and it turned into a romance fic between Tiger-Eye and Mars, but it was funny right? Right? *listens to crickets chirping* Fine then. It did lack humor as well, but it was swell.
Pluto: *dabs eyes with hanckerchif* Now onto the final chapter, number nine, The Humorous Endings.
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Mars struggled with Tiger-Eye's limp body. "Come on!" Mars told herself, pulling him with all her strength. Two figures stood in front of her, "Neo-Queen Serenity! Lady Galixia!"
Uranus, Neptune, Mercury, Jupiter, and Venus hurried over towards Mars, pulling Tiger-Eye from her grasp and carrying him to safety. "Mars? What are you doing?! Get over here!" Venus called out to her.
Mars ran over to her fellow senshi, "Right."
Mars kneeled next to Tiger-Eye, watching the Queen and Galixia stand protectively in front of them, like Uranus had done to protect Tiger-Eye from Galixia's accusations.
Serenity clasped Galixia's hand, "Are you ready my friend?"
She nodded.
Serenity smiled, "Return to Chaos, your creator, back to the Cauldron from whence all living stars were born!" Serenity shouted turning towards Rebreus and Red Crow. The two women raised their joined hands as the Cosmos Staff appeared in them.
Galixia stood taller, "Leave us now or suffer your eternal rest!"
Red Crow laughed with true malice, "You think words will scare us? We have been blessed with Chaos's ultimate powers. You will not defeat us."
Serenity shook her head. She looked up at the two with sadness and pity. Galixia and the Queen pointed the staff at the redheads. They shouted in unison, "Cauldron Rebirth Seal!"
A bright light appeared, Mars shielded her eyes, but she could still see the silhouettes of her queen and Galixia and also of the two betrayers. Their bodies fading into shadows and dust. Something else was bugging Mars though, the queen's silhouette was fading too. Mars ran into the source of light, Jupiter called out to her but Mars was too focused.
"Aku-Ryo Tai-San!" She called out as a whirlwind of scrolls flew in all directions.
The light grew and then dispersed into darkness. Mars looked to where the queen had been standing before. She found Serenity and Galixia on their backs, their eyes swirling with her ofuda scrolls stuck to their foreheads. Mars put her hand behind her head, blushing deeply and laughing.
Mercury and the others ran up to her, "Mars, what happened?" the other three looked down at their queen then gave death glares at Mars. She blushed deeper and kept laughing.
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Mars sat next to Tiger-Eye on the garden wall, her booted feet hanging over the edge. "How do you feel?" she teased poking his bandaged chest and arm.
"Better. Mercury has amazing healing skills. I should talk with her sometime."
"Oh really! My mistake." Mars said, turning away from him. The nerve! She saved his butt and how does she repay him? By talking about Mercury!
"Rei?"
"You...don't talk to me! Why do I bother with men?" she said swinging her arms about her, hitting Tiger-Eye in the process. He lost his balance and fell off the wall.
"Oh my gosh!" Mars jumped off the wall to help Tiger-Eye. He was lying on the ground as if winded. She went to his side to help him up.
"You pack a punch," he was gripping his chest, "What do you do? Use anger from your storehouse?" Mars let go of his arm he had over her shoulder while helping him up.
He fell onto the ground again. "Do you not get it? Or are you really that dense?" She started helping him up again.
"Told you I could get it to work." Mars went stone faced.
"So the cat caught the bird. What does the bird do?" She said, leading him up the small steps towards the wall. They sat down on it again, this time Mars, leaning on his arm.
"To soar with a little love for the cat in return."
"That sounds easy enough. What if the bird gets away because she knows some weak spots?" she asked, pinching his arm.
He grimaced, "Well, he'll try again."
Mars smiled, "Your still not gonna get a kiss."
"It was worth a try."
Mars pinched his injured arm harder.
The queen sat in her bed looking out the window. She sighed happily slouching back into her many pillows. Princess Serenity laid on her belly staring at her mother, "Mama? Are you gonna be okay?"
"Yes Small Lady. I just used a little too much energy. I was lucky Lady Galixia was there to help me."
"I'm glad your okay Mama."
Serenity smiled at her daughter. King Endymion sat next to Serenity. "Are you sure your okay?"
"Yes. Now that you're here I feel all better!"
"Haha. Now you lay back down." He said sternly. He kissed her forehead.
"Mama! Papa! I don't wanna see that mushy stuff!" Serenity whined. The queen laughed.
Venus sat on the witches' bed., telling them about the attack from Rebreus and Red Crow. "Good Ridence! I say. That Red Crow had no fashion sense." Eudial commented. The four laughed as Kaoiri nodded her head. Their never-ending conversation of fashion started up, right on queue.
Mercury held a heavy book of recipes in her hands, reading the ingredients off the page as Jupiter and Hawk-Eye told a disgruntled Beryl and Uranus where to get the ingredients and what to do with them.
Neptune played on her violin while Pluto, Saturn, and Avery listened intently. They quietly started a conversation about mediems. Pluto glanced in the direction of the garden wall. Smiling to herself.
"I told you Mars. You were taking it too lightly." She smirked to herself.
Mars sat on the wall staring at the stars, "Your evil Pluto, but someone help me if you weren't there."
"Can I have a kiss, Please?"
"No Tiger-Eye. For the tenth time No!"
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Bearmoon: Thank you loyal readers! This was the final chapter, so if you have any flames, complaints, or good jobs, review me. I had fun with this story and even though it wasn't as funny as I had hoped it would be, it came out okay.
Pluto: I can't believe it's over! And you gave me such a small part, you liar!
Bearmoon: *ignoring her favorite senshi* If you want a continuation, send me your idea. If I like it a lot, I'll give you credit in the next story, but for now, Sayonara Minna-san.
Pluto: Liar! Liar! Liar! Review for me. I want to see all the complaints about the lack of me in Bearmoon's story, got it?
Bearmoon: *turns to Pluto* Hey! You're so spoiled! *turns back to readers* Bye guys! Don't forget to review!
