Koenma's Dispute
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, but I do happen to own Wrex, and any other character that doesn't actually appear in the show, etc.
Chapter 1:The Phone Call
Ring…Ring…
Koenma: (Picks up phone) Hello?
??: There is a tournament being held in the Netherworld one month from now…
Koenma: (Interrupting ??) What does this have to do with me?
??: (Angry) DON'T INTERRUPT ME AGAIN, OR I'LL DESTROY THE EARTH AND SPIRIT WORLD RIGHT NOW!!!!!
Koenma: I'm…
??: What did I just SAY?!!!
??: Now, as I was saying, you must gather your four strongest fighters and have them compete in the Tournament of Death. It is the most known tournament in the world of the apparitions. It has the reputation of being the tournament where the strongest demons compete, and is also the most dangerous tournament ever made by demons.
??: So, Koenma do you accept?
Koenma: (Terrified) And if I win?
??: If you win, Spirit World and the earth will be spared, as well as your butt.
Koenma: (Still terrified) And if I lose?
??: If you lose, the earth, Spirit World, and your butt will be destroyed.
Okay?
Koenma: (Sweating profusely) And if I refuse?
??: (Threatening) I will kill you.
Koenma: …I guess I have no choice but to accept. So…I accept.
??: I'll see one month from now, but you won't see me. We'll just see if your fighters can stand up to the mighty KORANGAR!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Click…(Hangs up phone)
Koenma: Oh dear, WAAAAAAAA!! We're all doomed!! WAAAAAAAA!!!
